A tramp walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender says: "No way. Not until I see some money”. The tramp says, "You're right. I don't have any money, but if I show you something unbelievable , will you give me a drink?" The bartender says, "OK”, and the guy and reaches into his coat pocket and pulls out a hamster. He puts the hamster on the pub piano and it starts to play “The Flight of the Bumble Bee”, real fast..
The bartender is astonished and gives the tramp his drink.
The tramp downs the drink and asks the bartender for another. "Something else unbelievable, or no drink”
The tramp now pulls out a frog. He puts the frog on the bar, and the frog starts to sing La Donna Mobile in a marvelous tenor voice.
An onlooker offers the tramp £500 for the frog. The tramp says, "It's a deal." and gives over the frog.
The bartender screams at the tramp, "Are you some kind of nut? You sold a frog that sings like Pavarotti for £500?"
“No he didn’t, I’m also a ventriloquist”, said the hampster.
The bartender is astonished and gives the tramp his drink.
The tramp downs the drink and asks the bartender for another. "Something else unbelievable, or no drink”
The tramp now pulls out a frog. He puts the frog on the bar, and the frog starts to sing La Donna Mobile in a marvelous tenor voice.
An onlooker offers the tramp £500 for the frog. The tramp says, "It's a deal." and gives over the frog.
The bartender screams at the tramp, "Are you some kind of nut? You sold a frog that sings like Pavarotti for £500?"
“No he didn’t, I’m also a ventriloquist”, said the hampster.