Things I did on the last weekend of Spring (today)

[IronHeart]

8:00 woke up, browsed Internet
8:30 finished reading Aesop's Fables
9:00 ate breakfast
9:30 took a shower
9:50 took cash from the bank ATM for whoring, ran into a black guy with sunglasses, thought he's gonna rob me.
9:55 bought 10 liters of gas at PetroCanada
10:00 drove to Richmond Hill via 401
11:00 had a 90 minutes RMT massage, had the lady's hands all over me.
12:30 ate some fried chicken and drank a cup of tea.
1:30 visited young Japanese whore, fucked her twice.
2:30 drove to Mississauga to return a pair of shoes the company bought for me, so I could use the money to visit prostitute.
3:30 picked up a few old CDs in Oakville record store for my personal collection.
5:00 drove to Bronte Habour to watch some birds, ran into Ursus on shore with fish in his mouth.
7:00 went home and did my laundry.
10:00 edited the photos I took today.
11:00 made this thread.

 

[Hiker]

After you returned your shoes you were going to use the money to visit a prostitute. According to your schedule you did not visit her. Why not?

 

[IronHeart]

Weather is too hot to visit two prostitutes a day, the prostitute has to wait.