Three bodies turn.......

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.. Three bodies turn up at the mortuary, all with huge smiles on their faces. The coroner calls the chief of police to tell him the causes of death. "First body: Frenchman. Died smiling, of heart failure while making love to his mistress. Second body: Scotsman. Won a thousand pounds on the lottery. Spent it all on whisky. Died smiling, of alcohol poisoning. Third body: Irishman. Died, smiling after being struck by lightening." "Why was the Irishman smiling?" asks the police chief. The coroner replies, "He thought he was having his picture taken.".....