tongue twisters

[Desereh]

1. If you understand, say "understand". If you don't understand, say
"don't understand". But if you
understand and say "don't understand".How do I understand that you
understand? Understand!

2. I wish to wish the wish you wish to wish, but if you wish the wish
the witch wishes, I won't wish
the wish you wish to wish.

3. Sounding by sound is a sound method of sounding sounds.

4. A sailor went to sea to see, what he could see. And all he could see
was sea, sea, sea.

5. Purple Paper People, Purple Paper People, Purple Paper People

6. If two witches were watching two watches, which witch would watch
which watch?

7. I thought a thought.But the thought I thought wasn't the thought I
thought I thought. If the thought
I thought I thought had been the thought I thought, I wouldn't have
thought so much.

8. Once a fellow met a fellow In a field of beans. Said a fellow to a
fellow, "If a fellow asks a fellow,
Can a fellow tell a fellow What a fellow means?"

9. Mr Inside went over to see Mr Outside. Mr Inside stood outside and
called to MrOutside inside. Mr
Outside answered Mr Inside from inside and Told Mr Inside to come
inside. Mr Inside said "NO",
and told Mr Outside to come outside. MrOutside and Mr Inside argued
from inside and outside about
going outside or coming inside. Finally, Mr Outside coaxed Mr Inside to
come inside, then both Mr
Outside and Mr Inside went outside to the riverside.

10. SHE SELLS SEA SHELLS ON THE SEA SHORE , BUT THE SEA SHELLS THAT SHE
SELLS, ON THE SEA SHORE ARE NOT THE REAL ONES

11. The owner of the inside inn was inside his inside inn with his
inside outside his inside inn.

12. If one doctor doctors another doctor does the doctor who doctors
the doctor doctor the doctor the
way the doctor he is doctoring doctors? Or does the doctor doctor the
way the doctor who doctors
doctors?

"When a doctor falls ill another doctor doctor's the doctor. Does the
doctor doctoring the doctor doctor
the doctor in his own way or does the doctor doctoring the doctor
doctors the doctor in the doctor's
way"

13. We surely shall see the sun shine shortly. Whether the weather be
fine, Or whether the weather be
not, Whether the weather be cold Or whether the weather be hot, We'll
weather the weather Whatever
the weather, Whether we like it or not. watch? Whether the weather is
hot. Whether the weather is
cold. Whether the weather is either or not. It is whether we like it or
not.

14. Nine nice night nurses nursing nicely.

15. A flea and a fly in a flue Said the fly "Oh what should we do" Said
the flea" Let us fly Said the
fly"Let us flee" So they flew through a flaw in the flue

16. If you tell Tom to tell a tongue-twister his tongue will be twisted
as tongue-twister twists tongues.

17. Mr. See owned a saw.And Mr. Soar owned a seesaw. Now See's saw
sawed Soar's seesaw Before
Soar saw See, Which made Soar sore.Had Soar seen See's saw Before See
sawed Soar's seesaw,
See's saw would not have sawed Soar's seesaw. So See's saw sawed Soar's
seesaw.But it was sad to
see Soar so sore Just because See's saw sawed Soar's seesaw.

 

[David J]

^ Good post mate. Surely are a mouthful :rofl:

 

[Jessie Geronimo]

tongue paining :'( gr8 ones

 

[Lord Zane Vorhis]

nice ones!!