Top Ten Massage Excuses!

[TaeD]

Having a lot of massages lately? Trying to curb the desire
to visit your favourite MPA without constantly breaking your
wallet! Is your mind creating excuses on why you REALLY need one!
Are your justification strategies seeming more lame every time?

Try using one of the following excuses! or (I'm sure you guys have funnier ones to create)

1. My back is KILLING ME, and no chiropractor or RMT can fix
this deep tissue problem.

2. I think I left my favourite chewing gum in a room at SRM
and I believe in waste not want not!

3. I just received a .25 cent raise and that will allow me 1 more
massage a month, and hell, I deserve it.

4. I heard my favourite MPA just got a tattoo similar to my Anchor
tattoo except it's a heart with a rose and I want to see the
comparison in inks.

5. My skin is so dry from the cold weather and I really need
an application of baby oil for protection and general well-being!

6. Visa has a "win what you buy contest"

7. I must try to out-post Sheik on massageplanet.net
8. The baby powder industry depends on my contribution to society

9. My Fav MPA's cat has a urinary tract problem and with my contribution, he will get that surgery he needs
10. No more excuses! I just f***ing horny!

 

[thecheapest902]

11. I need to let my favourite MPA know about the christmas party on the 3rd and gently convince her to attend.

 

[Snake]

12. Man it's getting cold. . maybe some friction in the right place.....

 

[^*^Death^*^]

#10 is pretty much it for me.

 

[Tiana]

haha..how about the top 10 excuses to walk out of a place when the girls are NASTY! lol

1. ahhhhh I gotta use the bank machine
2. let me get my friends, they are in the car
3. start asking for random girls then say..."she doesn't work here anymore"..and walk out

let's hear some of urs..

 

[Zachary]

For RS list...

14. There's a kink in Mr. Happy, I know this is the third time this week, and I need for you to un-bend it !

For DMK list ...

4. In the words of Adam Sandler ... Give me some Candy !!!

 

[Pam Beasley]

How about 10 hotties showing up in Red Stiletto's with massageplanet.net TEASER
written on their g-string?

 

[Tainted Love]

LOL, I overhear these excuses sometimes. I'm sure the managers know when you say you are going to the bank machine, getting your friends, etc. They know you are just looking for an out. Although it always gives us a chuckle

 

[just me being bored]

- I left my wallet in the car

- Tell them you just wanted to check what time they're open till

- Pretend your cell phone just went off, and due to an emergency, you're needed somewhere else right now.

 

[oneof5]

oooooh baby! Yer talking my language!!!!!

 

[Mr.Klaus]

For an excuse to walk-out, I ususally ask if they take American Express or Diner's Club. Most - but not all - places don't take them, so it's an easy exit.

 

[Jon R]

The other sister spa of Blue lagoon on Derry road(The one that closed down) used to take a deposit before showing there girls to you.That was possibly the worst attitude i ever encountered.
A problem of Mpa's getting upset at you for not choosing them happens frequently at the lower end spa's a lot.

Once at a lower end spa a certain lady almost smashed the door on my face when i asked about the Mpa's i used to see there(who happened to be the most popular one there).She said "No she is not working but i'm available". My reply was "Ok! i will be back to see her" made her so angry and she started cursing and swearing me and the attendent i was looking for.

 

[Vaughn.student]

I'm still having homoerotic thoughts and I need to affirm that I'm just curious and not gay.

In order to do this I have to visit HFH, then over to Kendra at TG's and a trip to Star Studio, followed by S9 should do the trick.

 

[enfriendemy]

One time, I dropped by an mp for the first time. I checked out the talent available and found nothin' appealing. I noticed there weren't any asians so I just said that's what I was lookin' for.

 

[mudfish]

my #1
Geez honey, my neck and back are killing me, I'm just going to run out and get a blow job.

 

[Arburbula]

You shoulda seen the look on her face when once I DID come back after going to the bank machine!!!! We both chuckled!!