toronto vs. airport clubs?

[dmarts]

I'm not really a strip club guy. I could probably count lifetime strip club visits on 3 hands so I'm looking for some strip club expertise.

I've been to Brass Rail twice, Diamond's once, Club Paradise once and Backstage once in the last ~3 years. The quality of women at Brass Rail was generally quite good when I went there but they had a female security guard watching the little VIP area up the stairs and on the east side of the stage. Club Paradise was pretty low quality (although it was a Sunday night and there were like 4 other customers); however, I was offered overpriced and very basic types of service which was better if more expensive than blue balls. Backstage seemed in between quality wise, but no basic service was offered. Which leads me to...

I've read the best clubs are in Mississauga on the west side of the airport but as I live south of Bloor they're such a pain in the ass to get to.
Are there any clubs in Toronto that offer a) the depth and consistency of talent (mostly looking for under 30 spinners) and the same opportunities the good Mississauga clubs supposedly do? From what I read, basically, no... What about Club Pro in Vaughan? Is it any good relative to New Locomotion, Cafe Atlantis, or at least better than the Toronto clubs? Do I have to be a regular before I get offered anything? There has to be something close to downtown? That's where most of the tourists are!

 

[Pay2Play]

I'm not really a strip club guy. I could probably count lifetime strip club visits on 3 hands so I'm looking for some strip club expertise.

I've been to Brass Rail twice, Diamond's once, Club Paradise once and Backstage once in the last ~3 years. The quality of women at Brass Rail was generally quite good when I went there but they had a female security guard watching the little VIP area up the stairs and on the east side of the stage. Club Paradise was pretty low quality (although it was a Sunday night and there were like 4 other customers); however, I was offered overpriced and very basic types of service which was better if more expensive than blue balls. Backstage seemed in between quality wise, but no basic service was offered. Which leads me to...

I've read the best clubs are in Mississauga on the west side of the airport but as I live south of Bloor they're such a pain in the ass to get to.
Are there any clubs in Toronto that offer a) the depth and consistency of talent (mostly looking for under 30 spinners) and the same opportunities the good Mississauga clubs supposedly do? From what I read, basically, no... What about Club Pro in Vaughan? Is it any good relative to New Locomotion, Cafe Atlantis, or at least better than the Toronto clubs? Do I have to be a regular before I get offered anything? There has to be something close to downtown? That's where most of the tourists are!

Airport spas offer full service. Take your chances.