Tough Mouse

[adypers]

"Tough Mouse"

There were three city mice sitting at a bar. The first
mouse takes a shot of tequila, slams the glass on the
table and says, "I'm the toughest mouse in this city.
I'm so tough that I walk throughout the house collecting
mouse poison, return to my nest and grind up the pellets
with my morning coffee -- just for an extra jolt to start
off each day."

The mice look at each other. The second mouse slams
his whiskey -- throws his glass on the floor and says, "I'm
the toughest mouse in this city. I'm so tough that I go
up to the trap outside my nest, I trip the lever and make
the trap flip in the air, I catch the bar on its way down,
bench press it a few times, twirl it over and over with my
feet -- then I toss it to the floor, and take the cheese
for breakfast. It's all part of my morning routine."

The third mouse looks at the other two. Bored with the
conversation, he sets down his glass of beer and says,

"I've had enough of you two. I'm going to go home and
screw the cat."