Two friends were walking home from a girls' night out. Both were very
faithful and loving wives, however, they had gone over-board drinking frozen margaritas.
Incredibly drunk, they needed to pee, so they stopped in the cemetery.
One of them, having nothing to wipe with, took off her panties and used them.
The other was wearing an expensive pair and didn't want to ruin them.
She was lucky enough to be next to a grave that had a wreath with a ribbon on it,
so she proceeded to wipe with that. After they did their business they headed home.
The next day one of the women's husbands was concerned that his normally
sweet and innocent wife was still in bed hung over, so he phoned the other husband and said,
"These girls' night outs have got to stop! I'm starting to suspect the worst...my wife came home with no panties!!
" "That's nothing" said the other husband, "Mine came back with a card stuck to her ass that said... '
From all of us at the Fire Station. We'll never forget you.'"