A San Francisco cabbie picks up a nun. She gets into the cab, and the cab driver wonโt stop staring at her. She asks him why is he staring and he replies, โI have a question to ask you but I donโt want to offend you.โ She answers, โMy dear son, you cannot offend me. When youโre as old as I am and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just about everything. Iโm sure that thereโs nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive.โ โWell, Iโve always had a fantasy to have nun kiss me.โ
She responds, โWell, letโs see what we can do about that; #1, you have to be single and #2, you must be Catholic.โ The cab driver is very excited and says, โYes, I am single and Iโm Catholic too!โ โOKโ the nun says, โPull into the next alley.โ
He does and the nun fulfills his fantasy with a kiss that would make hooker blush. But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying.
โMy dear child,โ said the nun, โwhy are you crying?โ โForgive me sister, but I have sinned. I lied; I must confess that Iโm married and Iโm Jewish.โ The nun says, โThatโs OK, my name is Stephen and Iโm on my way to a Halloween party.โ