Useless Facts

[preciosa]

Below is a list of useless facts. Whether they are true is for you to decide:

• The ant can lift 50 times its own weight, can pull 30 times its own weight and always falls over on its right side when intoxicated. (From drinking little bottles of...? Did the government pay for this research??)
• Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour. (Who volunteers for this stuff?)
• 43% of statistics are useless.
• It is impossible to lick your elbow.
• The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue. (Hummm....I won't touch THAT one!)
• If you sneeze too hard, you can fracture a rib.
• If you try to suppress a sneeze, you can rupture a blood vessel in your head or neck and die.
• 35% of the people who use personal ads for dating are already married.
• More than 50% of the people in the world have never made or received a telephone call.
• 90% of people are made by accident.
• The "sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick" is said to be the toughest tongue twister in the English language.
• If you keep your eyes open by force, they can pop out.
• Wearing headphones for just an hour will increase the bacteria in your ear by 700 times.
• Like fingerprints, everyone's tongue print is different.
• If the government has no knowledge of aliens, then why does Title 14, Section 1211 of the Code of Federal Regulations, implemented on July 16, 1969, make it illegal for U.S. citizens to have any contact with extraterrestrials or their vehicles?
• 23% of all photocopier faults worldwide are caused by people sitting on them and photocopying their buttocks.
• Over 75% of people who read this will try to lick their elbow.
• The most collect calls are made on Father's Day.
• No piece of paper can be folded more than 7 times into half(as pointed by Rave).
• The cigarette lighter was invented before the match.
• It is physically impossible for pigs to look up into the sky.
• A pregnant goldfish is called a twit.
• A crocodile can't stick it's tongue out.
• A shrimp's heart is in their head.
• A duck's quack doesn't echo, and no one knows why.
• An ostrich's eye is bigger than it's brain. (I know some people like that.)
• Starfish don't have brains. (I know some people like that too)
• Cat's urine glows under a black-light.
• Turtles can breathe through their butts. (Do you think they have bad breath?)

 

[Zetsu]

whats a black light?




hmm.... maybe some admins here do the same?? :bleh:



so does that mean everyone has their own fingering style.. as well as a unique kissing style!! lol