Utopia, u suckia!!! R.I.P.

[smartgirl06010]

So Jamie and Vanessa from Back Fitness have moved to Utopia...what a damn crying shame. Utopia= low mileage...period.I called up to check the new prices and it was the same damn shit...nude=70 nr=80...now that part is cool...sure the girls deserve more than the basic they are guaranteed at other places...but it makes them damn lazy...they don't NEED to hustle for the topless..n..nr..or bs (non existant). Paige you are the bomb and I wish you were at other places but unfortunately you are there...ok..cool...

NUT the DAMN LINE IS CROSS..Jamie and Vanessa...turning them into a couple of nuns at Utopia...a couple of stiffs??? Utopia has taken many a fine mpa and ruined them...we are talking garbage mileage. I was Planning a fantastic hour with jamie....but now...in my eyes....she has retired!

R.I.P. Jamie ...I had you lined up for a session for 3 months but got seduced by Body and Soul. ( Jimmy Swaggart) I have sinnnnnned!

Vanessa you can save it for the toilet now...R.I.P. ..you to have retired...along with beautiful Paige and Lexus.

For the owner of Utopia...if you have a Ferrari why drive it 50 km/h ( note the metaphor)...Shame, crying Shame!


this is a sad day for the Bootyman, peace..I'm out!

 

[Bender]

For those who simply prefer a NR, wouldn't Utopia be a good deal?
Afterall, Britney (Savannah) is still hot.

 

[Pompal 09.]

Simply a nude reverse..good deal??? What good is a nude reverse if you can't touch here..or there... after a long day you wanna go massage some girl for 15 minutes on her back, and legs?? Perhaps..but I like a little more...

To tell you the truth, the fun for me in the mp game is not the massage. Most mpa's don't know massage for horse dicks. I would go to a RMT with great hands. For me the thrill of the mp thang..brotha..is to see if I can seduce a girl. Nothing brings me more joy than getting high mileage outta girls who supposedly ( from reviewers on this board) are low mileage. It is an intense date experience. We all know how exciting it can be to meet a girl at a pub and be all over her a short time later. those one night stand are fun...which is what I equate massage to..

Utopia ruins this for me. The establishment is clean and all, but the pay structure and operating style lead to low mileage, mediocre attitudes, and a very "boring" time. A regular masage, and a little airhead smalltalk ...I get that from my gf.

cheers,
booty

 

[Lou]

I popped into Utopia yesteday, I guess I was intrigued by all the hype, price debate, low milage and all, it was still $80 for the n/r. The only thing that was changed or added was a 45 min with a b/s for $170. I stayed with Jamie who's a new sexy little blonde with a talented tecnique and an awesome b/s, definately a repeat

 

[Pompal 09.]

Acknowledging that everyone has to start somewhere and with no offense intended to Tilted Tom if he's genuine, here we have a brand new poster responding to a negative series of posts touting a new service for a price even higher than the ones that got raised and then got dropped. Hmmm....maybe Ashley will now show a pulse on the NR for $150.

Can I have some eggs with that spam?

 

[Curious22]

Surely the mileage can't be that low that you can only touch their arms and legs. If so, I'll pass.
My idea of a NR includes a little ki**y play.

 

[Cynthia]

The mileage isn't so bad...boobie play is ok...but kitty play??? 45 min..b/s for $170??? deal (tilted tom)?? I got that with 2 atendants at Alphacare for 100 one morning..probably much more play...some others for as long as 100...hell... talking your way into a near full service for a nude has happened many a time.For $170 you can party with the top of the top stuff like Tarah or Cameron...and I mean party hard..add 30 and choose an sp for many delicious treats..

I really hope mp's don't start pricing themselves outta the game like strip clubs did with the $20 dances. Personally I know an sp or 2 who will do quite a bit for as low as 100 bucks for 1/2 hour. The mpa's are prettier though..lucky many of them moonlight..lol

cheers,
booty

 

[Young Love]

Thank god jamie is still at backfitness.