Weight Loss The Easy Way

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A guy reads a newspaper ad that says "All the weight you can lose
1 dollar a pound". So he calls and asks if its true.

"Sure the guy says. Just tell me the amount of weight you want
to lose and your credit card number."

Well the guy says 20 pounds.

"No problem, our representative will be there in the morning."

Sure enough at 8 a.m. the doorbell rings. When he opens the door
theres a beautiful blonde standing there with nothing on but a
sign that reads "IF YOU CAN CATCH ME, YOU CAN HAVE YOUR WAY WITH
ME".

He does and sure enough when he weighs in he has lost 20 pounds.
Excitedly he calls back the weight loss company. "This time I'd
like to lose 50 pounds."

The guy who answered the phone says "Fifty pounds is a lot of
weight at one time - but our representative will be there in the
morning."

Sure enough at 8 a.m. the doorbell rings. The man rushes to
answer it. When he does it's a 500 pound male gorilla with a
sign that reads "IF I CAN CATCH YOU, I'LL HAVE MY WAY WITH YOU".