Where do I start ..........
Ok, this one makes me smile.
Naturally, a ladyboy is involved
I have a friend who owns a bar, and I have known him now for 3 years. We get on really well, and he knows that I like to podge a few ladyboys. One time he let it slip that he finds them quite attractive. Anyway, one thing led to another, and one night when the bar was closed for the night, I told him I was off on 'the prowl'. He asked if he could come along.
"Of course" I replied. Knowing already that he wasnt a ladyboy 'virgin'.
So, we found some streetwalkin skirt wearing he-she and told them to come back to my room. My friend took some photos and I abused the ladyboy.
My friend got his todger chomped.
A few days later, the same thing happens. This is where it gets good (or bad!!)
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We were in my room, all naked, and the ladyboy was doing a good job of sorting us out. Then my friend assumed the position commonly known in the trade as 'The Trombone'.
He faces the wall and spread his hands and legs, as if an american cop was going to search you. Then he told the ladyboy to lick his rusty sherrifs badge and toss him off.
The ladyboy got on their knees and stuck their tongue right in, whilst at the same time putting their arm around the front and tossing him off. Just like playing a trombone.
I have the photos of the performance. I shouted for an encore, but the ladyboy went back to sucking me, and I blew 'sweet and sour chin splash' all over their face.
Quite good fun really for 500 baht each
Oh happy days............