Lavinia Perion
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Top 14 things PMS stands for:
14) Pass My Shotgun
13) Psychotic Mood Shift
12) Perpetual Munching Spree
11) Puffy Mid-Section
10) People Make Me Sick
9) Provide Me with Sweets
8) Pardon My Sobbing
7) Pimples May Surface
6) Pass My Sweatpants
5) Pissy Mood Syndrome
4) Plainly ... Men Suck
3) Pack My Stuff
2) Permanent Menstrual Syndrome
And the number
(1) is ...
Q: How many women with PMS does it take
to change a light bulb?
A: One. Only ONE! And do you know WHY?
Because no one else in this dam house knows
HOW to change a light bulb! They don't even
care that the stupid bulb is BURNED OUT!
They would sit in the dark for DAYS before they
figured it out. And, once they figured it out,
they wouldn't be able to FIND the light bulbs
despite the fact they've been in the SAME
CUPBOARD for the past17 YEARS!
But if they did, by some miracle, actually find
them 2 DAYS LATER, the chair they dragged to
stand on to change the STUPID light bulb would
STILL BE IN THE SAME SPOT! AND UNDERNEATH
IT WOULD BE THE WRAPPER THE STUPID
BULBS CAME IN! WHY?
BECAUSE NO ONE EVER CARRIES OUT THE
GARBAGE! IT'S A WONDER WE HAVEN'T
ALL SUFFOCATED FROM THE PILES OF GARBAGE
THAT ARE 12 FEET DEEP THROUGHOUT THE
ENTIRE HOUSE! IT WOULD TAKE AN ARMY TO
CLEAN THIS STUPID HOUSE!
I'm sorry ... what
did you ask me?
14) Pass My Shotgun
13) Psychotic Mood Shift
12) Perpetual Munching Spree
11) Puffy Mid-Section
10) People Make Me Sick
9) Provide Me with Sweets
8) Pardon My Sobbing
7) Pimples May Surface
6) Pass My Sweatpants
5) Pissy Mood Syndrome
4) Plainly ... Men Suck
3) Pack My Stuff
2) Permanent Menstrual Syndrome
And the number
(1) is ...
Q: How many women with PMS does it take
to change a light bulb?
A: One. Only ONE! And do you know WHY?
Because no one else in this dam house knows
HOW to change a light bulb! They don't even
care that the stupid bulb is BURNED OUT!
They would sit in the dark for DAYS before they
figured it out. And, once they figured it out,
they wouldn't be able to FIND the light bulbs
despite the fact they've been in the SAME
CUPBOARD for the past17 YEARS!
But if they did, by some miracle, actually find
them 2 DAYS LATER, the chair they dragged to
stand on to change the STUPID light bulb would
STILL BE IN THE SAME SPOT! AND UNDERNEATH
IT WOULD BE THE WRAPPER THE STUPID
BULBS CAME IN! WHY?
BECAUSE NO ONE EVER CARRIES OUT THE
GARBAGE! IT'S A WONDER WE HAVEN'T
ALL SUFFOCATED FROM THE PILES OF GARBAGE
THAT ARE 12 FEET DEEP THROUGHOUT THE
ENTIRE HOUSE! IT WOULD TAKE AN ARMY TO
CLEAN THIS STUPID HOUSE!
I'm sorry ... what
did you ask me?
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