What do you think of my Chat on Omegle?

[Tyler Campos]

You: Hey do you know how to make a bomb out of a bird?
Stranger: hi
Stranger: um ya
You: hi
Stranger: i learned it in boy scouts
You: ok then how
Stranger: i can vaguely remember but it in voled some sort of baking soda
Stranger: but you didnt hear it from me'
You: would it be powerful enough to blow something up the size... lets say something the size of sears tower
Stranger: oh ya definitely
You: ok good
Stranger: remember 9-11?
Stranger: that was my first attempt
Stranger: got me my badge right quick
You: alright but im going out for my virgins instead
You: and the bird will get some to
Stranger: oh good luck. youll need something huge
You: a bird wont be enough?
Stranger: they say you need to sacrifice yourself bu thats bull shit
Stranger: you gotta do some damage
Stranger: like say three birds
Stranger: all going off in 5 minute intervals
You: woah i dont want to take out the whole planet
Stranger: well you gotta aim high ya know
You: thats cool just make sure you are in a bunker
Stranger: go for two that should get you bye
Stranger: oh yeah sure thing boss
You: you'll know when it happens when you see feathers raining and you arm is missing
Stranger: by*
You: your*
Stranger: oh i dont have any arms
You: Did the birds do that to you?
Stranger: ya i wasnt far enough away
Stranger: those feathers turn into frickin razors
You: ouch i hope that gets you some extra virgins
Stranger: ya me too im planning the motherload
You: my friend let one off. a small one. we were a mile away then out of nowhere the beak flew threw his head
Stranger: oh damn ive only seen beaks go through like 5 inch tempered steel never a mans head that must have been gruesome
You: he didnt live long enough to tell me how
You: it was pretty bad
Stranger: betcha he didnt get many virgins if ya know what i mean
You: nope! once you get hit like that there isnt any going back
You: should i go in with something cool like a peacock or should i just ride in on an ostridge
Stranger: oooh man i think that you should go with the peacock
Stranger: those feathers decapitatein people will definitely get ya some virgins
You: i know that what i was thinking. but imagine that ostridge laying an egg before it goes off?
Stranger: *thunk*
Stranger: thats a good idea
You: ill just shove an ostridge egg in a peacock and see how it works out
Stranger: oh god thanks for the lulz man youve earned many internets in my book
You: yup
You: np
You: thanks for the advice
Stranger: np good luck with that bye
You: Bye
i got the idea of the bird thing from google images. the rest was on my own. but this awesome person helped a lot