Little boy goes to his father and asks Daddy, how was I born?
The father answers: Well son, I guess one day you will need to find out
anyway!
Your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on chat-avenue
Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a
cyber-cafe. We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to
a download from my hard drive. As soon as I was ready to upload, we
discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it was
too late to hit the delete button, nine months later a blessed little
Pop-Up appeared and said:
You`ve Got Male.