Why Do Men Pee Standing Up

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So true.......





Why do men pee standing up?

God was just about done creating man, but he had two
things left over in his bag and He couldn't quite
decide how to split them between Adam and Eve. He
thought He might just as well ask them.

He told them one of the things He had left was a thing
that would allow the owner to pee while standing up.
"It's a very handy thing," God told them, "and I was
wondering if either one of you had a preference for it."

Well, Adam jumped up and down and begged, "Oh, please
give that to me! I'd love to be able to do that! It
seems like just the sort of thing a man should have.
Please! Pleeease! Give it to me!" On and on he went
like an excited little boy. Eve just smiled and told
God that if Adam really wanted it so badly, he could
have it. So God gave Adam the thing that allowed him
to pee standing up Adam was so excited he just started whizzing all over
the place - first on the side of a rock, then he wrote
his name in the sand, and then he tried to see if he
could hit a stump ten feet away - laughing with delight
all the while.


God and Eve watched him with amusement and then God
said to Eve, "Well, I guess you're kind of stuck with the last
thing I have left
"What's it called?" asked Eve.
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"Brains", said God