WORDS WOMEN USE

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Read and remember!!!
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| > Pay attention guys!!
| > It's so true too.
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| > WORDS WOMEN USE
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| > FINE
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| > This is the word women use to end an argument when they feel they are
| > right and you need to shut up. Never use "fine" to describe how a woman
| > looks - this will cause you to have one of those arguments.
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| > FIVE MINUTES
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| > This is half an hour. It is equivalent to the five minutes that your
| > football game is going to last before you take out the trash, so it's
an
| > even trade.
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| > NOTHING
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| > This means "something," and you should be on your toes. "Nothing" is
| > usually used to describe the feeling a woman has of wanting to turn you
| > inside out, upside down, and backwards. "Nothing" usually signifies an
| > argument that will last "Five Minutes" and end with "Fine"
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| > GO AHEAD(With Raised Eyebrows!)
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| > This is a dare. One that will result in a woman getting upset over
| > "Nothing" and will end with the word "Fine"
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| > GO AHEAD(Normal Eyebrows)
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| > This means "I give up" or "do what you want because I don't care" You
| will
| > get a "Raised Eyebrow Go Ahead" in just a few minutes, followed by
| > "Nothing" and "Fine" and she will talk to you in about "Five Minutes"
| when
| > she cools off.
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| > LOUD SIGH
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| > This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often
| > misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot
at
| > that moment, and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and
| > arguing with you over "Nothing"
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| >
| > SOFT SIGH
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| > Again, not a word, but a non-verbal statement. "Soft Sighs" mean that
she
| > is content. Your best bet is to not move or breathe, and she will stay
| > content.
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| > THAT'S OKAY
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| > This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can make to a
| > man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before
| > paying you back for whatever it is that you have done. "That's Okay" is
| > often used with the word "Fine" and in conjunction with a "Raised
| > Eyebrow."
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| >
| > GO AHEAD!
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| > At some point in the near future, you are going to be in some mighty
big
| > trouble.
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| > PLEASE DO
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| > This is not a statement, it is an offer. A woman is giving you the
chance
| > to come up with whatever excuse or reason you have for doing whatever
it
| > is that you have done. You have a fair chance with the truth, so be
| > careful and you shouldn't get a "That's Okay"
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| > THANKS
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| > A woman is thanking you. Do not! Faint. Just say you're welcome.
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| > THANKS A LOT
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| > This is much different from "Thanks." A woman will say, "Thanks A Lot"
| > when she is really ticked off at you. It signifies that you have
offended
| > her in some callous way, and will be followed by the "Loud Sigh." Be
| > careful not to ask what is wrong after the "Loud Sigh," as she will
only
| > tell you "Nothing"
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| > Send this to the men you know to warn them about future arguments they
| can
| > avoid if they remember the terminology!
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