Worst massage ever!

[rabidliberal]

I have been on the site for a while and I am very much a novice hobbyist. Don't have the cash flow that it appears many of you have. I have had a few experiences but haven't seen a reason to post since there have been many reviews that would already get my point across. Why beat a dead horse, right?

So, I decided to try out a place I have seen posted on CL many, many times. After reading the ad I wasn't sure if it would involve "full body", but I figured for $68 the worst thing I would get was a straight forward massage. Plus, it was for an hour and half!

Arrive at the place and I am welcomed by two fairly attractive European women. A good start. Get into the room, take off my clothes and lie down with the towel on. The woman comes in and asks if she can remove the towel. "Of course", I tell her. She thens starts to lightly rub my legs and moves up towards my shoulders. I am laying there thinking that she is just warming me up and the good massage will start soon enough. After about 45 minutes I am still wondering when the good massage will begin. She then tells me to turn over and proceeds to perform the same weak ass rubbing of me, but on the front. At this point I am actually more frustrated and tense than when I arrived.

After a few minutes I figure why not ask, "do you provide any extras?" She giggles and tells me that I am hot, but no. I am not exactly dissappointed with this since I knew that there was a chance that she wouldn't. After about 15 minutes she says that I have been very well-bahaved and she is going to ask her friend to join for the last 20 minutes. She comes back after a couple minutes and the two of them rub me up and down and make comments about my fit build. I figure why not get a little flirty and see where I can get. Needless to say it didn't work. They finish up and one of them washes me down with a hot towel (the best part of the session!). I quickly shower, pay and leave.

Now I did know that there was a chance that this was not an erotic massage. Not a big deal. What really blew my mind is that this was by far the worst massage I have ever received in my life! For 90 minutes I had a woman lightly rub her fingers up and down my body.

Do not waste your time.

Here is the ad from CL and similar sites:

FOUR HANDS
? Massage $88 (1 hr)
--The ultimate body massage...Two individuals working together in a choreographed manner to heighten your massage experience

Relaxing Body massage $68 (1hr 30min)... Winter SPECIALS
--Blissfully slow... full body massage for total relaxation and emotional release (Medium to Light pressure)

Body Scrub/Massage $78 (1hr 30min)...
--Polish and Soften your skin with our delightfully scented body scrub followed by a relaxing full body massage leaving your skin feeling silky smooth

416.259.7**6

Royal York Rd (Etobicoke)

Monday – Friday
11:00 am - 8 pm

Saturday
11:30 am – 6:30 pm

 

[Pumpkin]

Whoa, wait a sec ... no happy ending even? Isn't that at least the consolation prize when one receives a bad massage?
Mel

 

[LiL iNNOCENT]

Unfortunately, no happy ending.

http://massageplanet.net.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=193370&highlight=Waterlily

 

[Joseph Black]

So you are lying naked on your back with 2 women massaging you and no happy ending? WTF!?!?

 

[Marc S]

first, thanks for posting the link for waterlily spa. They don't advertise as waterlily Spa, but I noticed the name on the building when I arrived. Makes it easier to avoid now.

Second, they do still advertise as being "sensual" from time to time I have noticed. They are totally trying false advertising their so called "services".

Third, yes I was totally left with no happy ending and when I tried to play with myself they actually asked me to stop. I figured if I couldn't get any I might as well have some enjoyment with having two women watching me jerk off.

 

[JoeClyde]

Hmmm ... I wonder what sort of demented game these two are playing. Maybe they get off on teasing guys to the brink?
Mel

 

[Chucky]

They're counting on guys enjoying the tease (and it IS a tease with the little towel or no little towel), and, hoping that guys will continue to make appointments and visit, all the while these guys are hoping for one of the women to cross the line.

Not going to happen. I've also tried many times and finally given up. Time to go elsewhere.

Al

I can't get no.....Sa-tis-fac-tion.
Oh, no, no, NO!

 

[Isadora]

This would be a long thread!! Perhaps 5+ pages?

 

[AnimeFan]

Yes if you check the CL area you will see the same reviews, I have been there as well, it is not going to happen.

 

[Loving My Baby Monkey!]

Did they wear lingerie(dress sexy) or white uniforms?

I guess at this price point you can't expect much but with the false advertising too I guess you must ask what is involved in the massage before part-taking.

Many women intentionally or unintentionally play upon a man's weakness of trying not to look too cheap,unclassy or just too shy to ask what's involved beforehand and prices etc.

 

[Kelle]

They're not dressed in anything special, just typical clothing.

However, they're playing AND preying on a man's weakness.

Energy19 - can't find any reviews in the CL area. Let me know where they are.

As for CL, seems like all their ads have been removed. Wonder if they read massageplanet.net or CL reviews?

 

[Aditya]

Sounds like a total 90 minute nightmare . Sorry for you bad experience Wraybowski.

 

[Coach Bradley Dunagan]

Sorry for your bad experience. We are searching for that ellusive Diamond in the Rough.

One thing that's fucking bizarre....

$68.00

I mean, why not make it an even 70?

Very unusual.

Nest time stick to Lexa, it's not far from Royal York.

I remember years ago (like 1997 or 1998 or so) going to Elite Retreat on the Queensway and having this nice mid to late 30's Polish woman give me the BEST massage of my life. Bar none. I flipped over and she was avoiding my cock even though it was pulsating away. Anyway, she says "alright, that's it" and I look at her and say, "Aren't you forgetting something" and glance down at Mr. Happy

She sort of has that "Are you a cop look" on her face (I kind of do look like a cop, but I'm not.)

Anyway, she goes, "Poot my hand"

Bam, I "poot" her hand right where it needed to be.

She proceeded to give me THE BEST HJ I ever had in my life.

I almost needed a wheel chair to get out there. Sadly, she was gone next time I went and the other girls there pretended like they didn't know WTF I was talking about.

She was quite average looking but was obviously trained as a masseuse and was incredibly skilled at stroking the bone.

"Poot my hand" I'll never forget that one.

 

[Marlena Searcy]

Maybe I'm missing something. I've seen that ad lots of times.

I've always assumed it was a legit place. Are you unhappy because you went to a legit place and didn't get a handjob?

 

[M S]

A legit place that advertises "sensual massage" and has you lying on your back naked? Interesting...

A place should either be completely legit and be covered by insurance or not. I think it's the "in between" tease that got the OP all riled up.

 

[georgemaddenbarcelona]

I originally assumed it was legit. Even read a few reviews about it before I went for the 1st time to see for myself.

Most legit places require you to either wear provided boxers, give you a large towel, or have you under sheets. Not this place. Nekid as a jaybird. (Remember, this is a legit place)

And, with all the leg'n'ass attention they're giving while you're on your front, it's impossible not to have sprouted serious wood when you're asked to flip onto your back. (Remember, this is a legit place)

She then proceeds to place a small facecloth on my erect package. Then, the brushing against my wood by her backarm or forearm would happen 5-6 times until my time was up. (Remember, this is a legit place)

And, the facecloth would become dislodged at least 3-4 times until the end. She would place it back atop the pole without comment.(Remember, this is a legit place)

One poster in an earlier thread mentions that they don't even bother with the facecloth with him! (Remember, this is a legit place)

For a LEGIT place, they sure make sure you're hot'n'bothered during the massage.

I still think this place is legit, but, they're trying to mess with you by giving you (based on their latest ads) an emotional release. Some would call it a mind-fuck.

Drives me to drink after every massage at this place!

I've voted with my feet.

 

[Courteney]

Exact same experience with me, I however was impressed with the acual massage. I had Lily when I went a couple weeks ago. Again as Al cohol suggests the small face cloth falls to the side many times and the boner is fully exposed with out even a hand shake. I was happy with the massage but i had definite aching balls afterwards

 

[Pompal 09.]

I guess someone needs to turn the tables on them and not react to their games. When towels slide off etc you put it back on. Upon leaving ask to see their posted license.
Since they appear to be fooling alot of guys there to think this may not be legit place a customer who appears offended by their tease may make them concerned. Just a tease for someone whom is hoping for an ending gets clients bothered but if they get a client who may take their teasing act to the authourities then they will be the ones bothered.

 

[Anni Apple +Midnight]

I am not unhappy that it didn't involve any "extras" as I said before. I knew there was a chance of that. What I was unhappy about was that it was the worst massage I have ever had. She literally rubbed her hands around my body for 90 minutes. There was no pressure or "massage" feeling to it at all.

Use at your own risk!

 

[celery7]

Thankfully, with me, at least she didn't start laughing while replacing the facecloth!

Mind you, if you've ever had an Aromatherapy (legit) massage from an Aesthetician (I've had a number of them), there is very little pressure involved. It's all about relaxation, and slow, soothing gentle strokes. This they do very well at Waterlily.

Unfortunately their treatments promote acute BBTSB!

(Blue ball toxic sperm buildup)

AC