X-rated. Not for the young ones

[BlackRock113]

lol, they were all good.
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[Mater]

already heard it. *yawn*

 

[cbftqphu]

Cute (the condoms).

Here's one for ya:


[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Joe took his blind date to the carnival. "What would you like to do first, Kim?" asked Joe. "I want to get weighed," she said. They ambled over to the weight guesser. He guessed 120 pounds. She got on the scale; it read 117 and she won a prize.

Next the couple went on the ferris wheel. When the ride was over, Joe again asked Kim what she would like to do. "I want to get weighed," she said. Back to the weight guesser they went. Since they had been there before, he guessed her correct weight, and Joe lost his dollar.

The couple walked around the carnival and again he asked where to next. "I want to get weighed," she responded. By this time, Joe figured she was really weird and took her home early, dropping her off with a handshake. [/FONT][FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Her roommate, Laura, asked her about the blind date, "How'd it go?"

Kim responded, "Oh, Waura, it was wousy."[/FONT]

 

[Simoneafb]

:dontknow:

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[jaymax173]

Hahaha . . *Farted*

Not.​

 

[Edward D]

A truck driver was going down a steep incline when, at the foot of the hill, he was able to make out a couple having *** in the middle of the road. 5 times on his descent he sounded the horn but they didn't move. He just managed to bring the truck to a halt inches before he hit them.
The truck driver got out and stormed: "What the hell's the matter with you two? Didn't you hear me? I almost killed you!
The man replied nonchalantly: "Listen, I was coming, she was coming and you were coming. But you were the only one with brakes". :clap

Imaginary new condom brands:
Nike Condoms- Just do it
Toyota - oh what a feeling
Pringles - once you pop, you can't stop
KFC- Finger lickin' good
Ford - The best never rest
Bounty- The quicker picker- upper
Energizer - It keeps going and going and going
M & Ms - It melts in your mouth, not your hands
Star trek- To boldly go where no man has gone before :