Tina?

[Tinted wolf]

I texted her and asked what is included/offered in HE. She said “a HJ” after I asked “so you are offering the massage and a HJ for $200? “ I haven’t heard from her again, lol!

 

[TBone]

I texted her and asked what is included/offered in HE. She said “a HJ” after I asked “so you are offering the massage and a HJ for $200? “ I haven’t heard from her again, lol!

Ya, same here, I texted her and basically found out it was a massage and HJ and nothing else. Needless to say I didn't book with her.

 

[MASSAGE.MAESTRO]

Yeah...but didn't she tell you guys:

1. She was a supermodel from 18 to 22
2. Has been featured in Sports Illustrated
A Record 86 times
3. Was the face of Chanel for 7 months
4. Has the personal cell phone numbers of
Heidi Klum and Tyra Banks

5. And most importantly, she has hands
Crafted by God himself. When she
Gives you a hand job; you will have
Multiple orgasms on the first climax,
And on the second and third orgasm,
You will see beautiful, naked female
Angels. If you are muslim, you will
See 1,000 beautiful naked virgins.
If you are Jewish, God will just
Execute (Heart Attack) you on the spot for even being there in the first place. If you are Atheist, nothing will
Actually happen, but something will
Still cum from it.

So Tina has fallen on HARD times, needs to stroke some HARD cocks, and is worth all $200 of your HARD earned money. And that is the HARD truth, which is not HARD to see....if you look good and HARD!

Won't you be so kind, and donate to this very worthy, charitable cause. For just the cost of a great steak dinner, ever day for a month....you can help this beauty queen.

Sure....there are starving children all across the world. But, if you donate to them, you really can't be sure if the money is going to them. But, with Tina, 100% of the $$ goes to her and her cause.

"Make your happy endings truly great again!!!"

 

[JWL1668]

Always appreciate MM humour.

 

[Spexx]

Most of us bros are looking for a little distraction.Not looking for .E harmony so 200 for a massage is too high for the majority of us.500 would be hard to make up in the bank account.
We are blue collar folks here just looking for a release

Absolutely! And if what you are looking for is a massage and topless HE, then most participating places and ladies will happily accept $120-$160 depending.
Unfortunately a bit of oil, a simple 2 handed rub down, a semi interested jackhammer finish from the corner store auntie with saggy tits, and a faint smile; doesn’t do it for me as much anymore.
It’s not always about FS or even the hope of such. When you find the right ladies and cultivate a friendship, you find there is a connection and even intimacy, that leads to a greater experience. This I have no problem paying more for.
You get what you pay for.

 

[Bullet]

200$ for one session is so much of money.

for 200 she
would have to be better than average looking,
Slim with nice boobs
Body slide with HJ included
Mutual touching

Then Maybe I would spend 200

 

[Albertaman]

MM thank you. After reading your detailed insights, contacted Tina, and for a $25 Interac payment was able to get Heidi Klum's personal cell number. Called Heidi. Some bum named Tom answered. Gave him heck for answering a girl's private phone. Have texted Heidi instead to set up that body slide whenever she comes our way to ski at Canada Olympic Park. Can't wait. Hope she isn't a fat girl now. Will PM you trusted guys as soon as she responds.


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[MASSAGE.MAESTRO]

Called Heidi. Some bum named Tom answered. Gave him heck for answering a girl's private phone. Have texted Heidi instead to set up that body slide whenever she comes our way to ski at Canada Olympic Park. Can't wait. Hope she isn't a fat girl now. Will PM you trusted guys as soon as she responds.


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Heidi is one of the judges on America's Got Talent. Still as lovely and slim, as ever.

And Tyra was a host up till last year. Terry Crews took over.

Didn't know Heidi was doing body slides now. I always thought Simon Cowell was paying her shitty.

I look forward to Albertaman's: Heidi body slide review.

 

[YEG244]

Went to see Tina yesterday morning. Not sure what you guys are implying or saying badly. I would spend money to see a beautiful lady anyday. If you guys don’t have money don’t question anyone’s service it’s as if you walk into Walmart and asking why the high end TV 1000$ VS a shitty brand TV for 300$. Everyone charges differently if you aren’t happy there are plenty of other girls who will offer less.

Returning back to my review on her.
She’s not one of those immigrant ladies who don’t speak a word of english. Her english is perfect shes from Toronto I believe. Amazingly breathtakingly beautiful and sexy. Amazing body and a great ass for an asian. Clean place. Once you walk in she lets you know what she will doing and the amount of time for what she will be doing so we are both on the same page no surprises. She told me 45 mins for a massage and 15 mins for the happy ending unless I wanted more time for the massage or more time for the happy ending she will accommodate me. I loved the fact she was clear about what she offered and what she will be doing. She asked me if there was any areas that needed to be worked on so she would focus on it. She knew what she was doing so I do confirm that she is a legit massage therapist! Very strong hands and really worked on my muscles. Shes awesome. She wore these little tight booty shorts which gave me a great view of her ass and she had the perfect body and a rack that fit her body not too big nor small either. Very respectful polite wise sweet and funny girl. I enjoyed every moment and our conversation. She had amazing hands with the HE it was pleasurable and great she really knows what she’s doing and I busted a nut in 2 mins. (And I do believe and confirm she looks like her photos)

I would definitely come back and be her regular client!! She’s truly amazing physically mentally and she puts hard work into her massages. I definitely recommend her and she’s worth every dime!!!!

Thanks Tina! 10/10

 

[Johny2228]

MM thank you. After reading your detailed insights, contacted Tina, and for a $25 Interac payment was able to get Heidi Klum's personal cell number. Called Heidi. Some bum named Tom answered. Gave him heck for answering a girl's private phone. Have texted Heidi instead to set up that body slide whenever she comes our way to ski at Canada Olympic Park. Can't wait. Hope she isn't a fat girl now. Will PM you trusted guys as soon as she responds.


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Wow,another comedian!!!!!!!

 

[MASSAGE.MAESTRO]

Well, Yeg244: thanks for your first review,
And welcome to the forum.

As it was farely detailed (a rarity)...we look forward to more reviews of other ladies you have seen. We also look forward to reviews of future ladies you will be seeing.

I am also hoping you are not like a lot of guys on here, and have a poor sense of humour. A few of us like to use humour, instead of insults and negative criticism, to capture our disappointment in pricing or service.

If you feel Tina is worth $200 for a one hour massage and basic h.j., we respect and value your opinion. My question is:
If she is an RMT, did you get an insurance receipt?

Lastly, I love the pricing on t.v.'s at Walmart. If you see any Walmarts clearing 4k t.v.'s: send me a p.m. and let me know.

Sincerely,

Massage Maestro

 

[YEG244]

Well, Yeg244: thanks for your first review,
And welcome to the forum.

As it was farely detailed (a rarity)...we look forward to more reviews of other ladies you have seen. We also look forward to reviews of future ladies you will be seeing.

I am also hoping you are not like a lot of guys on here, and have a poor sense of humour. A few of us like to use humour, instead of insults and negative criticism, to capture our disappointment in pricing or service.

If you feel Tina is worth $200 for a one hour massage and basic h.j., we respect and value your opinion. My question is:
If she is an RMT, did you get an insurance receipt?

Lastly, I love the pricing on t.v.'s at Walmart. If you see any Walmarts clearing 4k t.v.'s: send me a p.m. and let me know.

Sincerely,

Massage Maestro

Hey thanks for your reply! She apparently just moved here from Toronto and is not licensed in Alberta yet until she gets her exam done. She showed me her certificate from Toronto on her phone seem pretty legit to me.

And I will let you know about the Tv for sure

 

[Albertaman]

The humour on this thread is intensifying. Alberta does not have a regulatory body to govern massage therapists. Just join one of the three associations and you are good to go. If a RMT is from Ontario they would be certified by the CMTO... yeah real licensing, and getting an association membership in Alberta should be a breeze.

Btw, CMTO requires language proficiency in English or French. That would rule out 90% of the Asians in Alberta who can't be bothered.







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[YEG244]

The humour on this thread is intensifying. Alberta does not have a regulatory body to govern massage therapists. Just join one of the three associations and you are good to go. If a RMT is from Ontario they would be certified by the CMTO... yeah real licensing, and getting an association membership in Alberta should be a breeze.

Btw, CMTO requires language proficiency in English or French. That would rule out 90% of the Asians in Alberta who can't be bothered.







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Ya im not aware of the terms. Of what degree is what and im sure none of us care regardless. Im just making my review and letting people know what service I recieved and how it went. If you go or not it is not my concern.

 

[Robert N]

Most of us bros are looking for a little distraction.Not looking for .E harmony so 200 for a massage is too high for the majority of us.500 would be hard to make up in the bank account.
We are blue collar folks here just looking for a release

That's right.

 

[ChaosFactor]

That's right.

I am quite "frugal" when it comes to how much I am willing to pay for specific services, I am a guy who would rather buy 3 Burgers to 1 steak and hope I find a burger that tastes like Kobe beef.
Tina and Aniah are good comparisons because both came from out East yet Aniah kept the same rate she uses in Montreal and I bet you Tina is charging a lot more than what she did in Toronto.
Saying that if you like what Tina is offering and see VFM then good for you, we all have different tastes and we should be able to indulge without judgement.
Thank god too! If we all had the same tastes could you imagine the wait time to get into that 1 masseuse?!?!?

 

[JWL1668]

Lots of competition,selection and deals in Toronto with influx of Asian “students” on short term visa.Good for us Bros in Toronto
.The ones in Edmonton charge us the high fees because we are willing to pay exorbitant fees for mediocre service.And we say there’s a recession in Alberta
We need to stop paying these high fees collectively and prices will come down.
Just economics when we ask ourselves why are the pricing so high????

 

[ChaosFactor]

Lots of competition,selection and deals in Toronto with influx of Asian “students” on short term visa.Good for us Bros in Toronto
.The ones in Edmonton charge us the high fees because we are willing to pay exorbitant fees for mediocre service.And we say there’s a recession in Alberta
We need to stop paying these high fees collectively and prices will come down.
Just economics when we ask ourselves why are the pricing so high????

There may be a recession but there are still some deep pockets in this city. The only way prices are going to go down is when the Eastern Europeans realise how much money they are missing out on and expand their operations out this way creating competition.
The Canadian girls out here are used to a standard rate and the Asians have the lions share of the market.

 

[JWL1668]

Let’s not forget although we tend to ignore are both groups are controlled by triads and organized crime.

 

[ChaosFactor]

Let’s not forget although we tend to ignore are both groups are controlled by triads and organized crime.

I personally try to see established independents as much as possible because even with the RMT places it's pretty sketchy but as it was pointed out some independents charge crazy prices!
It may be cheaper to get a sugar baby than hire some of those girls twice a month!