BJ Etiquette 101

[petitecherie]

Hi boys

I’m running low on my stack of erotic novels and I’m in the mood to read something raunchy tonight so an inquiring mind would like to know; how do you like your knob slobbered on?

Tell me what makes your toes curl as you explode in euphoric juices when being taken care of

 

[Victor Charlie]

Hi cherie,

Guess what babe. You know what I'm thinking about as i'm typing this to you?

Sex

Fucking

l think about your warm hot mouth ...

...swallowing my long dick.

And then l think about my flesh...

...against your soft flesh...

...and sweat.

... *inhales slowly exhales* tons of sweat.

...And kissing and caressing. Lots of kissing and caressing babe

My mind is just driving me crazy atm! Do you feel the madness too babe? Huh, do ya baby? Do ya? Yeah, yeah, yeah? *falls off the mattress*


On a serious note. Am I gonna have to be the only poor schmuck on this website who is to answer all of your curious johns questions just so you can feel aroused?

Goodnight

 

[petitecherie]

Hi cherie,

Guess what babe. You know what I'm thinking about as i'm typing this to you?

Sex

Fucking

l think about your warm hot mouth ...

...swallowing my long dick.

And then l think about my flesh...

...against your soft flesh...

...and sweat.

... *inhales slowly exhales* tons of sweat.

...And kissing and caressing. Lots of kissing and caressing babe

My mind is just driving me crazy atm! Do you feel the madness too babe? Huh, do ya baby? Do ya? Yeah, yeah, yeah? *falls off the mattress*


On a serious note. Am I gonna have to be the only poor schmuck on this website who is to answer all of your curious johns questions just so you can feel aroused?

Goodnight

Good morning babe I get too excited when I see your novelworthy responses. *helps pick you back up unto the mattress* I’m gonna go take a nice hot shower as I read this over and over and over again And I know everyone else is just a little shy right now I think teehee

 

[luvdafurburger]

Holy fuck. Maybe you two should get a room

 

[petitecherie]

Holy fuck. Maybe you two should get a room

Lool looks like someone woke up on the wrong side of the cage of this morning

 

[luvdafurburger]

Lool looks like someone woke up on the wrong side of the cage of this morning

Lol

 

[luvdafurburger]

My idea of a great BJ:

-enthusiastic and unrushed
-wet but not gross
-attempts to deep throat with an audible gag reflex...but keeps trying lol
-stringers and uses them to hj stroke
-nice eye contact while blasting her tonsils
-spitting out: optional

 

[petitecherie]

My idea of a great BJ:

-enthusiastic and unrushed
-wet but not gross
-attempts to deep throat with an audible gag reflex...but keeps trying lol
-stringers and uses them to hj stroke
-nice eye contact while blasting her tonsils
-spitting out: optional

Tell me more, tell me moreee

 

[luvdafurburger]

Tell me more, tell me moreee

Maybe other "members will pipe up" (pun intended )

 

[Victor Charlie]

Holy fuck. Maybe you two should get a room

Thanks for puking on me Chewie

You and Han and Leia and Lando and Bobba Fett are always welcome to watch the XXX encounter. I'll be wearing a Nixon mask btw to protect me from cherie's intense laser beam squirts and also so you won't have to figure out my true identity..

Have a nice and pleasant day..

 

[Victor Charlie]

Good morning babe I get too excited when I see your novelworthy responses. *helps pick you back up unto the mattress* I’m gonna go take a nice hot shower as I read this over and over and over again And I know everyone else is just a little shy right now I think teehee

Thanks for helping me up back onto the mattress babe. After what just happened, I can now start the process of feeling sorry for myself

Shit, I need another fix...Like bad!

 

[luvdafurburger]

Thanks for puking on me Chewie

You and Han and Leia and Lando and Bobba Fett are always welcome to watch the XXX encounter. I'll be wearing a Nixon mask btw to protect me from cherie's intense laser beam squirts and also so you won't have to figure out my true identity..

Have a nice and pleasant day..

Lol...no mask needed. Aren't you just Watchie 2.0?
Sorry. Not trying to interrupt your Simpfest...just kind of cringy.
Carry on.

 

[Victor Charlie]

Good morning babe I get too excited when I see your novelworthy responses. *helps pick you back up unto the mattress* I’m gonna go take a nice hot shower as I read this over and over and over again And I know everyone else is just a little shy right now I think teehee

Oh ok. Well I'm going to take a cold shower. You're welcome to join me btw..
Then again, maybe it's best we took separate showers since i'm literally covered in Chewiee's feces..

 

[luvdafurburger]

Oh ok. Well I'm going to take a cold shower. You're welcome to join me btw..
Then again, maybe it's best we took separate showers since i'm literally covered in Chewiee's feces..

Hmmm... I'll have to try that. Entice a woman into a rendezvous with the offer of a cold shower once I wash off my body covered in shit.
What woman can resist! ...Better yet: hey Cherie how's the furnace now? Haha

 

[petitecherie]

Loool stawp it boysss! I’m so late for work and probably in trouble now and it’s all thanks to you meddling devious rascals and me reading your responses over and over again

Btw: how’s your day been? How’s work going? Have you both had breaky yet? If so, what

 

[luvdafurburger]

Loool stawp it boysss! I’m so late for work and probably in trouble now and it’s all thanks to you meddling devious rascals and me reading your responses over and over again

Btw: how’s your day been? How’s work going? Have you both had breaky yet? If so, what

Lol ... sorry not trying to get between you two Lovebirds
Jeez...gotta admit all this talk cold shower and shit talk is kinda boner inducing

 

[Victor Charlie]

I seriously gotta get back to work...

Got a country to take care of and a Russian leader to cock block atm..

 

[petitecherie]

I seriously gotta get back to work...

Got a country to take care of and a Russian leader to cock block

You block that cock bb 🗡 It’s okay boys we can all blame our recent erratic behaviours on the super moon