blue lagoon review

[WHORExKILLER69]

Pros:
-The few times I been, the wait time is always very little to almost nothing, which could be seen as negative if it's not busy at all but imo having every girl (close to it) available is good.
-The front desk girl is really kind, and imo the hottest girl in the place lmfao .
-the rooms look decent, some more than others
-the selection process of quickly seeing the girls in person is easy and simple
-lastly the strongest point imo is that the price as for body rubs go is quite cheaper

Cons:
-looks: these girls are not smoke shows by any means, id flat out say are catfishes. I didn't recognize 90% of them except for when they say their names. The hottest girl is maybe a 6/10 rest are average or below average even.
-attitude: 3 different girls I saw were trying to upsell hard, 1 time I just walked out and picked a different girl after I was told "just a reverse isn't worth my time". Many of them are clock watchers, and super entitled. Show me enthusiasm and give me the fantasy that I'm paying for, like seriously a few girls looked drugged out junkies

Final remarks: this spa is on its last legs, the girls are super entitled surprisingly despite the lack of looks. The price is "better" but ur saving $20-$50 bucks but compensating heavily by the lack in quality. But even still the girls will upsell u into spending allure prices or will flat out given a miserable session. No worth imo.

If U have different experiences good for u, ur the exception/or u pay exceptionally well.
Lastly for the "YMMV" guys out there, I trim my entire body, I wear expensive cologne, I work out regularly, I bath before leaving the house and when I'm actually in the spa, I'm respectful and don't push boundaries but I will not be walked over on like a carpet.

Give me some recommendations for different spots I'm all ears.

 

[Pay2Play]

Pros:
-The few times I been, the wait time is always very little to almost nothing, which could be seen as negative if it's not busy at all but imo having every girl (close to it) available is good.
-The front desk girl is really kind, and imo the hottest girl in the place lmfao .
-the rooms look decent, some more than others
-the selection process of quickly seeing the girls in person is easy and simple
-lastly the strongest point imo is that the price as for body rubs go is quite cheaper

Cons:
-looks: these girls are not smoke shows by any means, id flat out say are catfishes. I didn't recognize 90% of them except for when they say their names. The hottest girl is maybe a 6/10 rest are average or below average even.
-attitude: 3 different girls I saw were trying to upsell hard, 1 time I just walked out and picked a different girl after I was told "just a reverse isn't worth my time". Many of them are clock watchers, and super entitled. Show me enthusiasm and give me the fantasy that I'm paying for, like seriously a few girls looked drugged out junkies

Final remarks: this spa is on its last legs, the girls are super entitled surprisingly despite the lack of looks. The price is "better" but ur saving $20-$50 bucks but compensating heavily by the lack in quality. But even still the girls will upsell u into spending allure prices or will flat out given a miserable session. No worth imo.

If U have different experiences good for u, ur the exception/or u pay exceptionally well.
Lastly for the "YMMV" guys out there, I trim my entire body, I wear expensive cologne, I work out regularly, I bath before leaving the house and when I'm actually in the spa, I'm respectful and don't push boundaries but I will not be walked over on like a carpet.

Give me some recommendations for different spots I'm all ears.

This place never changes. You described it just like it was 25 years ago.

 

[WHORExKILLER69]

This place never changes. You described it just like it was 25 years ago.

Fucking sucks, the last visit I had left a foul taste in my mouth. I felt disrespected and scammed.

Never again, the girls look worse than most civilian chicks. Their youngest girls look early 30s.

It's clear why amps/semi legit spots are still around cause most men who don't wanna drop $250+ per visit still want a decent experience.

 

[Roadtravelled]

I’ve been there twice. The first was probably around ten plus years ago and saw the “famous” Scarlett who was gorgeous and great in the room. The second and most likely last time ever was just over a year ago and I saw Bambi, who had a great body but an incredibly shit and restrictive attitude. The only constant with the two visits were the rooms. Both were in horrible shape so it’s obvious the owners don’t give two shits. Torn furniture, cold showers and an antiquated setting… sounds great don’t it.

 

[Woody Womb Pecker]

I would shit all over Blue Lagoon but it had Paris back in the day who was a total Playboy bunny smoke show. She didn't post her piks online but she was a busty blonde Swedish girl who looked like a bikini model. I remember going to see her sight unseen and when she walked out my jaw dropped. I was like, WTF are you doing working here??? lol

 

[The hook]

The place has seen better days and better girls now it a complete shit hole there are much better options to drop your hard earned cash on

 

[WHORExKILLER69]

I would shit all over Blue Lagoon but it had Paris back in the day who was a total Playboy bunny smoke show. She didn't post her piks online but she was a busty blonde Swedish girl who looked like a bikini model. I remember going to see her sight unseen and when she walked out my jaw dropped. I was like, WTF are you doing working here??? lol

There is a girl named Paris but maybe a different one, she was almost flat chested and had a butter face. Idk why this place isn't closed lmfao.

 

[WHORExKILLER69]

The place has seen better days and better girls now it a complete shit hole there are much better options to drop your hard earned cash on

The girls at body rubs should be hotter than stripclubs since u are paying much more by comparison.
I don't get how they are still in business with junkie looking washed up whores.

And what pisses me off more was how restrictive the recent girls were. I should have gotten dinner at a steak house lmfao. Probably woulda been more sexually satisfying

 

[Dv8]

Blue Lagoon has been off my rotation for years now. A lot of places that are near the airport rely on business travel. These customers are usually a one time visit, so the girls can get away with a lot of what you're describing. This activity of ours requires us to take some risks, and more importantly to vote with our wallets. I have decided to leave Blue Lagoon to the business travellers, and spend my money in other places. The great thing about southern Ontario is that there is no shortage of parlors.

 

[imthedude]

I’ve been there twice. The first was probably around ten plus years ago and saw the “famous” Scarlett who was gorgeous and great in the room. The second and most likely last time ever was just over a year ago and I saw Bambi, who had a great body but an incredibly shit and restrictive attitude. The only constant with the two visits were the rooms. Both were in horrible shape so it’s obvious the owners don’t give two shits. Torn furniture, cold showers and an antiquated setting… sounds great don’t it.

Yes I saw Bambi a few years ago and walked. I believe she wanted +400 for a CBJ or something similarly ludicrous.

 

[Step]

Just an average body rub, imho, have been there couple times. Smth was good, smth not good both times.
Similar to other places when you do not click with the girl at first visit because you do not know each other.

Finally I preferred to focus on the area closer to where I live, a few small spa-s, but where I can know girls better. First session can be so-so, but if see some potential/interest and repeat - next time it becomes better,
more options on the menu, service is better. Especially if you were nice and tipped well. Predictable good session is better, imho, than randomness - 10% amazing - 60% ok-ish - 30% bad when you go to new spa.

Topic starter forgot to mention working hours among pros - up to 4am if I am not mistaken. Multicultural girls at the same location is also one of the pros, imho.

So to summarize - average place, imho. Convenient location, easy to see from the street, close to airport, random one time visitors - this is why girls are lazy and overpricing for extras
Will not actively recommend this place - but if you are also lazy and do not want to get stuck in traffic while BL is 5 mins from you - why not? You can get crappy session anywhere even with well reviewed providers/spa-s.
Bad day, periods, stupid customer before you, your junior got tired and fell asleep after you wasted an hour in traffic jam, etc


If people say it was the same last 25 years - that means BL will survive due to their convenient location like they did before. No need to improve service to the top lvl or reduce prices.

 

[Aprilla Dragon]

Pros:
-The few times I been, the wait time is always very little to almost nothing, which could be seen as negative if it's not busy at all but imo having every girl (close to it) available is good.
-The front desk girl is really kind, and imo the hottest girl in the place lmfao .
-the rooms look decent, some more than others
-the selection process of quickly seeing the girls in person is easy and simple
-lastly the strongest point imo is that the price as for body rubs go is quite cheaper

Cons:
-looks: these girls are not smoke shows by any means, id flat out say are catfishes. I didn't recognize 90% of them except for when they say their names. The hottest girl is maybe a 6/10 rest are average or below average even.
-attitude: 3 different girls I saw were trying to upsell hard, 1 time I just walked out and picked a different girl after I was told "just a reverse isn't worth my time". Many of them are clock watchers, and super entitled. Show me enthusiasm and give me the fantasy that I'm paying for, like seriously a few girls looked drugged out junkies

Final remarks: this spa is on its last legs, the girls are super entitled surprisingly despite the lack of looks. The price is "better" but ur saving $20-$50 bucks but compensating heavily by the lack in quality. But even still the girls will upsell u into spending allure prices or will flat out given a miserable session. No worth imo.

If U have different experiences good for u, ur the exception/or u pay exceptionally well.
Lastly for the "YMMV" guys out there, I trim my entire body, I wear expensive cologne, I work out regularly, I bath before leaving the house and when I'm actually in the spa, I'm respectful and don't push boundaries but I will not be walked over on like a carpet.

Give me some recommendations for different spots I'm all ears.

I strongly recommend Muse. Demi and Alana are very friendly and worth it. unlimited rounds but only hjs. Alana is a bit dominant. Demi is very playful and fun.

 

[Al27]

Yes most of the sessions I had at Muse were good. Last time I walked in and there was a choice of 2 women, a large one with big tits and a thinner less busty one. The manager at the front desk who is usually there when I go is friendly and funny. There is a Kurdish center nearby and one time there was a big event there and I had to walk past these Kurdish people hanging out in front of the plaza