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Suppose I have a date with a girl, and to my surprise, she dresses up and wears pantyhose with her skirt/dress. Would it be OK to compliment on her outfit and pantyhose during the date, and say something like "Since your legs look so pretty in pantyhose, would you like to come over tonight and...
Hi, where can I meet nice girls that would like to chat on yahoo messenger? lol I can't wait for school to start up again so I need something to keep me busy until then. You can message me through my profile. I'd also like to know where can I meet girls so I can actually get to know them and...
...immediately? Getting a good vibe from a potential date, but I want to ask for a phone number to talk to her and get to know her first. Is that awkward if a guy just ask a woman for phone number just to chat? Is it expected to go for a date within a week?
Well seeing RG has talked about hating blind dates...this joke is for him
RG didn't want to go on the blind date that Pete had arranged for him. "What if she's really ugly and I hate her?" he complained.
"Then just clutch your chest and fake a heart attack," Pete replied. RG thought this...
There are LOTS of ways to ruin a date. Here are a few things NOT to say on a date...
"I really don't like this restaurant that much, but I wanted to use this 2-for-1 coupon before it expired."
"I refuse to get cable. That's how they keep tabs on you."
"I used to come here all the time with...
... a very smart lady in a PM gave me some good advice that I'm going to ignore
I've always been a big fan of standing up and taking what is coming to you when you fuck up
I certainly fucked up ... my most sincere and humble apologies
I clearly wasn't thinking ... I am usually smarter than...
These three women were roommates. One night they all had all gone out on dates and they all came home at about the same time.
The first one said, "You know you've been on a good date when you come home with your hair all messed up."
The second one said, "No, you know you've been on a good date...
A young man and his date were parked on a back road some distance Reviewom town. They were about to have sex when the girl stopped.
"I really should have mentioned this earlier, but I'm actually a hooker and I charge $20 for sex." The man reluctantly paid her, and they did their thing.
mpter...
mpter being with her all evening, the man couldn't take another minute with his blind date. Earlier, he had secretly arranged to have a Reviewiend call him to the phone so he would have an excuse to leave if something like this happened.
When he returned to the table, he lowered his eyes, put...
A while back, I picked up a lovely date at her parents' home.
I'd scraped together some money to take her to a fancy restaurant.
She ordered the most expensive items on the menu. Shrimp cocktail. Lobster Patron. Champagne.
I asked her, "Does your mother feed you like that when you...
Joe took his blind date to the carnival. "What would you like to do first, Kim?" asked Joe. "I want to get weighed," she said. They ambled over to the weight guesser. He guessed 120 pounds. She got on the scale; it read 117 and she won a prize.
Next the couple went on the ferris wheel. When the...
Two buddies were talking about a big date Scott had the previous night.
"So, Scott, how did it go last night?" John asked.
"It was terrible," Scott grumbled. "From the moment we got back to her place, the phone started ringing. There had to have been no less than twenty calls from guys...
Be on the lookout! Police warn all male clubbers, party-goers, and
unsuspecting pub regulars to be alert and stay cautious when offered a
drink Reviewom any woman. A date rape drug on the market, called "beer",
is used by females to target unsuspecting men. The drug is found in
liquid form...
A while back, when I was considerably younger, I picked up my date at her
parents’ home.
I’d scraped together enough money to take her to a very nice restaurant.
She ordered the most expensive items on the menu. Shrimp cocktail.
Lobster. Champagne .
I asked her, “Does your...
Did anyone catch this on the Jay Leno Tonight Show? Apologies if it has appeared before.
Jay asked for descriptions of the most embarrassing FIRST DATE.
One woman told of her first date with a fellow one midwinter - freezing cold - and he had taken her skiing. They had a fun day and were...
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