fish

The parish priest went on a fishing trip. On the last day of his trip he hooked a monster fish and proceeded to reel it in. The guide, holding a net, yelled, "Look at the size of that Son of a Bitch!" "Son, I'm a priest. Your language is uncalled for!"...

There was a boy standing on a corner selling fish. He was saying, "Dam fish for sale, dam fish for sale." A preacher walked up and asked why he was calling them dam fish. The kid said, "I caught them at the dam, so they're dam fish." The preacher bought some, took them home and...

A team of archaeologists were working in Jerusalem when they found a slab of rock with five figures carved on it. In order the figures were: 1) A Woman 2) A Donkey 3) A Shovel 4) A Fish 5) A Star of David. After months of studying the rock and...

Haha. Nice one.

What is a fish's favorite game show? Name that Tuna.

And what plants do I need and all that in portent stuff. I also would like a website if possible.

A man and a woman had been married for ten years and decided to try and have kids. They had not been using birth control for the entire time they had been married, so they thought they may have a problem conceiving. The woman, who was hard of hearing, decided to go to the...

funny....:lol:

ok so my mom ate sweedish fish and her jaw started to feel funny and i wanna know why?

Its been a while for me :P

its all YOUR fault!

I'm pretty sure my fish have ich. It really sucks. I have 2 parrot fish, an african dwarf frog, an albino placo, and a large oriental. We have just recently moved, and we'd had our fish for a really long time--I'd say 5 or more years--but once we moved, they all died off from the shock I...

A blonde wanted to go ice fishing. She'd seen many books on the subject, and finally, after getting all the necessary "tools" together, she made for the nearest frozen lake. After positioning her comfy stool, she started to make a circular cut in the ice. Suddenly, from the sky, a...

its all YOUR fault!

ok so my mom ate sweedish fish and her jaw started to feel funny and i wanna know why?

Its been a while for me :P

Hello, well i have had two medium size gold fish for about 4 years now, living on there own in a medium sized tank. they have grown a bit since i moved them to a bigger tank. But today, i bought two more goldfish, and i have put them in with the 4 year old goldfish. i was just wondering if this...

I had fish tanks as a kid and want to get back into the hobby. I forgot a lot of stuff. :( Is there anywhere online I can do some reading before I get my first tank as an adult?

Its been a while for me :P

its all YOUR fault!