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So up here in the frozen north, when we hit a MP there is a pretty standard "procedure". Get naked, lie on your front. MPA comes in, you get some version of a actual back/leg massage (sometimes actually ok) about 10-15 min in you make the "flip"...a little front massage--the "rub"---then onto...

Just want to ask will you guys tip the mp or pay the exact amount charged? If yes, how much will you tip? ^^"

Well I dont understand why all that gets talked about is sex. Where the best sex is where the best girls are which clubs are a rip off. mmmmmmmmmmm guess thats the point lol its not a general chat forum :mad:

Considering Allure and wanted to get some idea of what an experience at a MP really looks like as I really have no idea, if I should be seeing an MP or an SP. I get the basic differences but I have a few questions hopefully some one can help me out with. I am guessing I can't ask them out...

Im very MAD at my friend right now. Well, We all play imvu. and i said: "Imvu is weird :)" And my friend "qia" as we call her, Got really pissed off and shouted at me...... I said it was fun and weird then she banned me? I Went on a private chat with my other friend and she said that they ban...

Has anyone ever gone to a MP high. Not on anything hard, but just high on weed. And did the MPA ever say anything about it? Just wondering

Hello... Im sorry if this sounds rediculously obvious, but I am confused by the rates structure (having never been to a MP in the area)... I understand the room fee part... but beyond that there is generally varying options/fees... Basic, topless, nude... etc... are these options just...

Im 17, nearly have a beard which i want to remove, but my dad still hasnt asked me about it. he tells me that i should, but he doesnt seem to want to teach me. how did your dad introduce you to shaving?

I have to admit that the whole massage thing has me somewhat confused. I read about people spending $100, $200 & more for a massage session. Given the restrictions in activities, location, schedules, etc., why not spend the time with an SP? At least there would not seem to be as much...

I know we were all newbies to this board at one time, but why is there an innate tendency for newbies to post really, really stupid questions. Consider this thread by Viper that has resurfaced How much to visit all the mpa. btw, it seems like he hasn't been back. Oh well. Personally, I...

There was a thread on a while ago about the 45 minute session at HFH. I remember some confusion and I haven't been to Toronto recently, so I'm not up to date. Do we have a clear understanding of the pricing for the for the hour?

I want to facebook chat a girl who used to be one of my best friends, but haven't talked to in almost two years because at one point I couldn't stand being in my group of friends anymore. I thought they were so mean but after leaving them I haven't been able to get really good friends again. I...

Gillard is going to force australians into paying carbon tax because she's awful with money. Carbon tax is a tax on australian carbon dioxide emissions. The tax is supposed to cut pollution, even though it merely gives carbon dioxide a dollar value. It will not allow Gillard to manipulate...

Hi Fellow massageplanet.netites!! You're not going to believe what happen at our spa today!!! I swear, that stupid spa I work at should be OFFICIALLY renamed "The Potato-Head Spa"... Don't understand where all these potato-heads are coming from all of the sudden,... but they sure are...

Hi fellow massageplanet.netites!!! As some of you know... because my hicktown LE guy was taking up most of my time for the last 3 months... with his 9 e-mails a day and stuff.... (between Leah #1 and Leah #2) I haven't really been to work. Actually... I pretty much haven't worked at...

So if your on urban chat or any other site if you send a picture will it automatically delete on its on or does it stay on there with the person or people you chatted with ? or whenever it gets to the top you know when everyone else is writing and it goes up does it delete then... Sorry if its...

it keeps saying that im signed off then on, and on and on. it keeps doing that. for like a minute its fine then i goes again! is anybody elses doing that? do you think its a glitch and i should leave iit or a while?

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