Review Amy worst fucking massage ever

[MauiWaui]

Hands down the shittiest massage I have ever been to.
Literally feels like someone is just drawing random images with their hands on your back, the room is cold, the lights aren’t dimmed and bright as fuck, there’s absolutely no music playing, and the house is messy.
I can’t believe I’m saying this but i’m glad that I only did 30 minutes and left early.
Avoid and someone send me any other independent masseuses PLEASE.

That shit was so whack i had to write something

 

[spankmepleez]

Hands down the shittiest massage I have ever been to.
Literally feels like someone is just drawing random images with their hands on your back, the room is cold, the lights aren’t dimmed and bright as fuck, there’s absolutely no music playing, and the house is messy.
I can’t believe I’m saying this but i’m glad that I only did 30 minutes and left early.
Avoid and someone send me any other independent masseuses PLEASE.

That shit was so whack i had to write something

Is this in Panorama or NW somewhere? if so her reviews are not stellar. Yet, people are helping her pay her mortgage because she's still going.

 

[MauiWaui]

Is this in Panorama or NW somewhere? if so her reviews are not stellar. Yet, people are helping her pay her mortgage because she's still going.

Yeah the one by Panorama.
Drove far to see her and was surprised her house was kinda big.
Can’t believe I payed her for that shit HJ was so awful too I’m cringing just thinking back at it.

 

[spankmepleez]

Yeah the one by Panorama.
Drove far to see her and was surprised her house was kinda big.
Can’t believe I payed her for that shit HJ was so awful too I’m cringing just thinking back at it.

and isn't she charging $90 or more an hour?

 

[spankmepleez]

I see some guy is advertising on Kijiji now for male and female 'therapists' in a home in the NW near Panorama. $90/hour. I see he's advertising the price now maybe because I laughed at him when he told me the rate on the phone. I seem to say bye more times than I say hi now.

Fucking ridiculous.

 

[spankmepleez]

I see Amy is charging...wait for it....$99hr!!! what a fuggin joke. I've never been and won't. i've never seen a good review. some others such as Sue (don't know if she provides extras) on Kijiji works with Candy but I saw her once. I see now she's charging $90 and the massage is complete shit. Shit I say! People are literally stupid for paying for this. there's no other word or words to explain it. Also Ann in the SW is $90 now. Massage is absolutely forgettable.

 

[Bullet]

There is one up in Edgemont Lucy.
100 hr + tip 180 for a topless massage and Hj
That is the worst. IMO worse the Amy

 

[RuRuRusputin]

Has anyone seen Edgemont Lucy recently?

 

[Albertaman]

There is one up in Edgemont Lucy.
100 hr + tip 180 for a topless massage and Hj
That is the worst. IMO worse the Amy

Tip 180 for HJ?


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[RuRuRusputin]

Lets hope that 100/hr and 80 tip, not as bad as 180 tip for topless HJ ???

 

[spankmepleez]

There is one up in Edgemont Lucy.
100 hr + tip 180 for a topless massage and Hj
That is the worst. IMO worse the Amy

Never heard of her but thanks for the heads up. It's almost worth it to start a thread for the worst overpriced massages in Calgary. I've never paid $180 for a hj topless or not. never will. I think people are afraid to "offend" providers. I can't think of any other reason for paying these prices.

 

[Bullet]

YES 100 massage and 80 Tip for a shitty massage with topless hj total 180

 

[spankmepleez]

YES 100 massage and 80 Tip for a shitty massage with topless hj total 180

crazy.

 

[kinger]

Amy was my first ever massage with something more, about a year and a half ago.
For me, getting my first ever extra was super nice. I didn't know there were better ones out there. I've seen her now at her new house and was shocked to see that her rates went up by a TON. I just checked my old messages and it used to be $60/hr. Now it's 100++ wow....
I've seen a couple other providers and have had a much better experience.

 

[Rockk88]

New house = new pricing I guess.

 

[wildwildwest]

Never heard of her but thanks for the heads up. It's almost worth it to start a thread for the worst overpriced massages in Calgary. I've never paid $180 for a hj topless or not. never will. I think people are afraid to "offend" providers. I can't think of any other reason for paying these prices.

Where is your best place to go in Calgary?