Puerto Vallarta Happy Ending Massage Review:
I have been spending a lot of time in PV over the last few years, and I thought I could help others in their search for a quality happy ending massage. There are lots of massage places in PV, mostly on the South side along Basilio Badillo Street between the beach and Insurgentes Street. Most offer only "professional" massages, and the few that will offer a happy ending will usually only provide a mediocre rubdown and a rather rushed handjob, like they can't wait to get you off their table and back out on the street. All in all, not particularly great experiences
However, a guy I met at a bar recommended an off-the-beaten-track place called NINJA. It's actually the woman's house, and it's just her providing the massages. Her name is Cecilia; she's a little older and maybe all of 5 feet tall, but really cute and from my experience, the age has given her great wisdom and skill. It's on Jacarandas street (two blocks East of Insurgentes/Hwy 200) and a block South of Basilio Badillo, on the East side of the street.
The first time I went, she asked what kind of massage I wanted. I told her I wanted a relaxing massage, and she quoted 400 pesos (about 20 US dollars). I asked her if she offered any "special" services and she asked "like what?" (at least I think that's what she said...she doesn't seem to speak much English and my Spanish is pretty limited!), and I said "happy ending"....she kind of smiled and said yes, for 800 pesos (about 40 US dollars).
She showed me to her massage room, and I undressed, and laid on the table. First I have to tell you that this was by far the best actual massage that I have ever had. She may be small, but she wasn't afraid to dig into some stiff muscles in my back and shoulders! She got to every place from the top of my head to the tips of my toes, with a little tickling of my junk along the way. Based on my experience with other places in PV, I wasn't expecting such a good and thorough professional massage.
She continued the massage on my front when I rolled over, and somewhere along the way she strapped my wrists down. Really, I don't remember her doing this, I was so blissed-out relaxed from the massage. When she started playing with my junk, it was very gentle and sensual, and she was taking her time, in no hurry to get the job done. She was doing things with her hands that I hadn't experienced in a long time, and when I was almost ready to explode, she slowed down and made me wait another 5 or so fantastic minutes until she masterfully pulled my load out. Then she massaged me a little more, wrapped me in a sheet, and let me nap for a little while....the perfect ending to a very happy ending!
It was so good that I went back again a few days later, and again the following week. When I asked to not have my wrists tied down, she was very firm and said "my rules"...she must have had some problems with "un-gentlemanly" clients, because she was adamant about it, but it really didn't bother me, in fact it was pretty sexy. When I asked for "something more", she offered a "sensual massage" for 1500 pesos (about 75 bucks). I didn't know what a "sensual" massage was, since her "regular" happy ending was already pretty damned sensual, but for just 75 lousy bucks I wanted to find out: It's a sensual massage with the dial turned up to "10"...she propped my head up after I rolled over so I could watch her, and she's wearing a barely'-there lace bodysuit, showing off her cute tits and an awesome ass, and even climbed up on the table to straddle me while she was massaging me and finishing me off. Very sensual indeed!
The next time I went I asked what 2000 pesos would get me and she said she would give me a naked massage. I took her up on it and she started out in different lingerie, did a cute little strip tease for me, climbed on top of me to stroke me, and let me come on her belly. The last time I went she wanted me to come on her tits....very sexy and very fulfilling. I asked her if I could "have more", but she said the rest of her was reserved for her boyfriend, no exceptions. (Lucky boyfriend!) But to be honest, the quality of the massage and the sensual skills of her sexy happy ending are more than enough for me!
I am going to have to leave PV for a few weeks shortly, and I am going to miss seeing her. But when I return I am going straight from the airport to her place to let her take care of me!