arrival counter to MTB

[Only_Me]

this friday,,,, about 14.30-15.00 i should be there.
like a kid waiting for christmas
:intello: :love3: : :tuxout:

 

[VasileZalupu]

I'm back
long time sinds i was on the board busy busy busy yesterday booked and payed my ticket but i don't get a rest before leaving to LOS to fckin busy
leave holland november 3rd arrive in phuket november 4th stay till the 26th

see ya in november BIGBOY returns:biggrinlo :biggrinlo

 

[Jolly Rancher <3]

5 Days to go and 7 Days to Patong

 

[Erimus]

Only 3 more night till i hit Bangkok for a couple of nights then patong for a couple of months, yippeeee. Nearly all packed up now.....might go and sit at the airport lol. See yall soon.

 

[Nevaskard]

is there that much diffrence? i know with post office you dont pay any commision. half the time i don't even check the exchange just hand over the cash. anyway...will only change a bit. majority will be on cards.

 

[Julie D.]

The quality of Dylithium I can get at the markets here isn't quite the same as I can get on Proteus 7, bear with me.........................Keep whistling, they are beginning to glow now...................Which is good! :thumbsup:

 

[lunajanett]

49 days!
Still have to book the hotel, but had one of the cheapest flights of my life! Brussels-Phuket direct for 299 euro

 

[ST3PHii<3]

14 days till departure. Its taking too long.

 

[dawnsonlina]

336 hours before i leave + 16.5 for the flight and i am hoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooome.


:happyi: :happyi: :happyi: :happyi: :happyi: :happyi: :happyi: :happyi: :happyi:

 

[Mace]

Posted this back in October. Totally forgot to update daily :
241 hours to takeoff.

 

[Only_Me]

Ohhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm Ohhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

 

[PFC Ramirez]

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Leaving tomorrow and will be there Saturday Night
Cant wait now and cant sleep

 

[Pompal 09.]

4 long days to go

 

[white rabbit]

So am I! Not a secret fudgepacker are you Gez?
Pink sheets indeed

 

[cocoa butter]

First work out the calories burnt during sex:-
The Act of Insertion

If the man is ready (same vice-versa) 1/4 calories
If the woman is not (same vice-versa) 274 calories

Satisfying Partner (organ size)

Most experts agree that size means nothing. Shape is what counts, and the man with a shaped organ can write his own ticket. In those rare instances where a man has a genuinely small member, he may have to compensate by working slightly harder, but this is good for weight loss. A man with a really large organ, while he might not have to work as hard once inside, may exhaust himself just trying to convince his partner to let him put it inside.

Normal size 22 calories
Oversize 15 calories
Tremendous 8 calories
Teensy-weensy 163 calories


Positions

Man on top, woman on bottom (facing each other) 20 calories
Woman on top, man on bottom
(Many women find that in addition to its inherent sexual possibilities, this position affords a better view of the clock.) 25 calories
From the rear (Mysterious variation) 40 1/2 calories
Standing: Both partners of equal height 18 calories
Standing: Woman 1 foot taller than a man 90 calories
While in traction
(very useful during ski season) 124 calories

Locations

On a bar stool 20 calories
Rear of a Honda Civic 38 calories
In a phone booth, standing 14 calories
In a phone booth, lying down 274 calories
On an airliner, aisle seat 24 calories
On an airliner, middle seat 42 calories
On an airliner, window seat 30 calories
On an airliner, in the lavatory 100 calories

Possible Side Effects of Intercourse

Bouncing 7 calories
Sliding around 9 calories
Serious Skidding 12 calories
Full cartwheel 20 calories
Whiplash 27 calories
Knee burn 6 calories
Chafed elbows 5 calories
Chafed nose 11 calories

Sex Related Noises

Short gasps (per gasp) 3 calories
Wheezing 5 calories
Squeals 4 calories
Ecstatic moaning 11 calories
Low growling 8 calories
Squishing 10 calories
Shouting 16 calories
Screaming 18 calories
Urgent begging 22 calories
Any short speech giving partner directions
("Please don't stop," "Faster," "Just a little more" are common examples.) 25 calories

Approaching Orgasm

Letting go 5.5 calories
Controlling yourself 79 calories
Digging nails into your partner's back 11 calories
Trembling 15 calories
Shaking 20 calories
Shuddering 25 calories
Trying to keep eyes open 33 calories

Orgasm

Real 27 calories
Faked 160 calories

Orgasmic Intensity Scale

Expression didn't change 1/2 calorie
Face turned purple 15 calories
Orchestra swelled 6 calories
Magical explosions 10 calories
Blazing Sheets 25 calories
Earth moved 30 calories
Vesuvius erupted 47 calories
You began moaning in Latin 60 calories

Pulling Out

After orgasm 1/4 calorie
A few moments before orgasm 500 calories

Multiple Orgasms

For women:
2 14 calories
5 30 calories
8 47 calories
(Depending on greed her rate of recovery a woman can enjoy around 8 orgasms within an hour period without losing consciousness or disarranging her hair. As the number increases, however, she may begin to experience a form of "reduced sanity" that will temporarily interfere with her ability to cook, worship ,and ride a Moped.)
For Men:
2 21 calories
3 39 calories
4 57 calories
(For a man, its a different situation, perhaps due to physiological and biological reasons. Many men can enjoy up to 4 orgasms in an hour with little discomfort except for the slight ringing in the ears. With few exceptions, however, a man who tries to achieve more than 10 orgasms within that same period is flirting with irreversible brain damage.)


Special Orgasms

Clitoral. 15 calories
Vaginal 21 calories
Penile 21 calories
Scrotile 15 calories
Rectal 25 calories
Oral
(can also occur during an especially good meal) 30 calories

Premature Ejaculation*

During insertion 2 calories
During intercourse
(Approximately. 2 sec's or 3 thrusts after insertion, whichever comes first.) 5 calories
During foreplay 3 calories
Immature ejaculation
(Similar to premature ejaculation except male acts childish and throws a tantrum.) 4 calories

Consequences of Premature Ejaculation

Even if you have a good heart, it takes much understanding not to feel like a victim when your partner climaxes after 3 sec's of intensive sex, especially if he immediately sits up to watch the football on tv.

For Women
Frustration 8 calories
Anger 15 calories
Violent mood swing 20 calories
Surpressing rage 25 calories
Not surpressing anger
(In extreme cases, this can include cursing, nose tweaks, and gently massaging partner's head with a tire iron.) 65 calories
For Men:
Cursing 10 calories
Apologising 3 calories
Snivelling 5 calories
Pleading for mercy 8 calories
Begging for another chance
(Note how unfair: Men never seem to mind if a woman has an orgasm after 3 seconds of sex.) 15 calories


Possible Side Effects of Good Sex

The first indication that sex was a positive experience will be a buzzing in the pelvic area and a clear complexion. You might also feel pleasantly light, as though you were dozing in a vat of cream cheese. If sex was really terrific, you feel dangerously drained, as though your body had been connected to a large milking machine for several days. Additional reactions include:

Swooning 6 calories
Palpitations 10 calories
Shortness of breath 5 calories
Perspiring 8 calories


Possible Side Effects of Bad Sex

A less-than-sunny desposition 1 calorie

Recovering

Un-entwining 3 calories
Regaining motor control of pevis
(After especially tiring sex, you may feel numb from below the waist to the opposite wall. The result will be an inability to walk [put one foot in front of the other], which will seriously impair your chances of going to the bathroom or getting some juice.) 7 calories
Standing up 9 calories
Getting some juice 11 calories

Rolling Over and Going to Sleep

After intercourse
(Classic behavior for shiftiness men who believe they've done their job and are now entilted to a rest. This "rest" may include snoring.) 18 calories
During intercourse
(Women find this to be a subtle, yet direct way of suggesting dissatisfaction.) 32 calories
During foreplay
(Indicates either an advance case of fatigue or a serious lack of interest.) 12 calories
Avoiding the wet spot 80 calories


Trying Again

If the woman is ready 5 calories
If the man is not 156 calories

Dreaming

Regular dream 2 calories
Wet Dream
Add 5 calories if it occurs while in bed with your partner;
Add 20 calories if your partner notices 16 calories
Wet Trance
(Usually occurs in the presence of a sensual hypnotist.) 20 calories

Group Sex

Introducing yourself 3 calories
Overcoming shyness 8 calories
Swapping partners, willingly 4 calories
Swapping partners, unwillingly 62 calories
Jealousy
(Partner having more fun than you are) 16 calories
Mixed doubles 26 calories
Being nice to everyone 100 calories
Anger
(You suddenly realize that you're wanted for you body and not your mind. Difficult to cope with, especially if you have a Ph.D.) 10 calories
Finding your clothes 5 calories

 

[June V]

Dennis I started about 4 months ago!!!!!!!!

Sept 7th - 27th(ish!) Just need to do a small 4 months contract in Europe. Easy!

 

[Gypsy]

26 days nearlyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy there!

 

[Tiffany T]

110 days to to... Yippe

 

[Rachael E]

Honestly. No.. Only sick and tired.....
But each to their own. Its just to ignore this post...

 

[yooo]

two hundred and seventy five days, fourteen hours and thirty two minutes. That is just to much to contemplate now. I need a drink.: