Can Your D!ck Touch Your As$hole?

[Fins+Wings{8 - 88}]

lol : :clap

 

[Pompal 09.]

LMFAO!! that was another hilarious joke:clap

 

[MusicFan44]

hehehhehe funn-eh

 

[Pompal 09.]

: :

 

[Don T]

messed up the joke its supposed to say cigarette not beer..but other wise pretty funny......

 

[zriyaugt]

Hehe.
-Amused.-

 

[Emmy [Redux]]

Little Jimmy who was only a few in years was out for the weekend at his grandpa's cottage, his parents wanted some "alone" time so thats where they sent him.

the grandpa asked little jimmy if he'd like to go fishing, Jimmy said yes, rather enthused to go on his first fishing session, mid way through the day the grandpa and jimmy were sitting in the boat and the grandpa pulled out a beer, popped the top off and had a swig of his refreshing beverage. Jimmy asked his grandpa if he could have a beer, the grandpa asked "Well can your dick touch your asshole?", Little Jimmy replied with a no, Grandpa said then you're not old enough to have a beer.

The Next day jimmy woke up early and his grandpa asked little jimmy if he'd like to go pick some vegatables from the gardens, Little jimmy said yes, rather enthused to pick his very own vegatables for dinner, mid way through the day the grandpa and jimmy were on their way back into the house and before they stepped in the grandpa pulled out a cigarette, stuck it in his mouth and lit it, taking a puff here and there and letting the smoke escape from his lungs to blow little rings in the air. Jimmy Asked his grandpa if he could have a cigarette, the grandpa asked "well can your dick touch your asshole?", Little Jimmy Replied with a no, Grandpa then said then you're not old enough to have a beer.

The next morning Jimmy and his grandpa were just relaxing on the porch in their rocking chairs, the grandpa admiring his land and all the animals that have come to call it home, Jimmy decided he wanted a snack so he pulled out his bag of cookies and began munching away happily, The Grandpa asked hey son can i have one of them cookies?, Little Jimmy asked "well can your dick touch your asshole?", the grandpa replied It Most Certainly Can!, Jimmy said then you can go FUCK yourself, these are MY cookies!