Uncle Sam, this is a question I have had for a long time, but was afraid to ask.
How exactly does a db/SB/ob make sense to a monger. The final goal is fornication for most mongers.
As I see it, getting to your goal in a db takes too much effort ( all the fake dating and jaanus before entry). It costs way too much money (what's a safe number to assume here?). Probability of success is lower. And quality of gals is suspect, especially sans makeup, and in normal lighting.
Assuming that dancing and drinking are not essential pit stops on the way to the goal, what really makes a guy go to a db?
Just trying to understand, not judging.
Excellent question
So many ask me the same
So let me explain it in detail
Bro I am from science stream and in 11 th and 12 th ..we had 4 subjects
Physics ..biology ..chemistry and maths
Bro ..mongerology is also a science and similary it also has 4 subjcets
Indie and NL ...Eka Biology
Spa and Mp ..eka physics
Db and Ob ...eka Chemistry
And
One that is common to all ..
Maths ...eka..Money
So lets understand each subject of Mongerology
1..INDIE or NL or CH ..Eka Biology
Easiest of them all .
Once u understand the structure and function ..biology is very easy ..not much complicated..just know the pathway and u get Sure shot marks .
Plus it has minimum maths involed ..
How many ATP are generated in glconeogenesis or how much nerves in spinal cord ..
Every thing is fixed
U just need to know it once
Indies or NL or Ch or any other brothel is like that
U get sure shot sex
Maths is fixed and minimum
U just need to know the source and referance and u are done
No much zamela .
Most of the time paisa vasool
If indie is good behaved then..more than paisa vasool .
Drawbacks..
Too much monotonus .
Nothing new .nothing exciting .
Same stuff gets circulated and same answers are written again and again by everyone .
Every thing is fixed
No scope for betterment
After some times...it becomes boring..
Nothing challenging.
But for those who want sure shot marks with not much concepts needed ..
Biology eka ..indies is best subject
Hard core SEX .
And nothing more and nothing less .
2..physics..eka spa or mp
Now it becomes slightly more tough
Too many concepts . Problems .
Electromagnetic induction..direct current..alternate current ..electric flelds..gravity..viscosity..
Too many things..
One need detail study
Which spa gives extra ..which spa dose not give it
Which one has good ambiance..which gives good massage ..which one has NE staff..which one has locals ..which has good thai staff
U need to study more for this subject called Spa
Slightly more tough than biology
More maths involed
But most of time good results
Most of the spa gives Extra and some give FS .
So if u are ready to study more ..u do get good marks
Maths need is more than biology
But it is fun to slove physics problems .
It is more adventurous than biology .
And some times more unpredictable also ..
Drawbacks
Physics is physics
Not always E = MC'2
not all problems are easy
Some times it become too Mechanical .
Too much routine.
Same formula. Differnt numbers ..but u may get differnt results .
So those who have more liking for maths ..have more time to expolre and tackle new puzzles
Those who are ok if some times u dont get sure shot results
For them Spa physics is Good subject
More tough than biology.
But more fun also
3..Chemistry aka Dance bar
Now hear the subject becomes complex
Too many compunds
Oraganic chemistry. Inorganic chemistry .
Too many formulas .
U will never know which substances will come out if u mix H2so4 with sodium hydroxide
What will happen if u by mistake mix HCL instead of H2So4 .
Half the time goes to understand the chemical structure and behaviour of the new subtance
And by the time u know it..it has already corroed your pockets
But let me tell u
Chemistry is Fun
It is fun to handle new Acids and alkelies and do new experiment and chase new compounds you never know what will u creat
U can Be ALCHEMISTS
U can transform your world into a new magical world by chemical reaction
Chemisrty of emotions
Chemistry of chase
Chemistry of new hunts
Chemisrty of late night talks
Chemistry of chaniya choli
Chemistry of bollywood fantasies
Chemistry of chasing a new compound half of your age
Chemistry of surrender
Chemistry of finding dassi
Chemistry of transforming yourslelf into KING with haram
Chemistry of hitting GOLD in coal mine
Off course
Maths is too much involved
Uncontrolled maths
Some times reaction can be too dangouros
Some acids are too corossive
Not only your pocket but your heart also can get burned
Too much mixing and titration
No easy reasults
Take hell lot of time to get right combination
But thats the only subject ..which can make u creat new molecule and new compounds
It is the chemistry that keeps u r brain young.
Forever
....................
Ultimately all of us are students of this syllabus of mongorology
Better to study all three subjects
Go to Spas
Go to Indies
Go to Dbs
Every thing has its own fun and advantages
Learn everything
Keep balance to all
Dont just study one subject
Bombay is the only city which offers courses in all three subjects in india
Take advantage of that
So be JACK of all
Keep learning
Keep evolving
Keep studying Mongerology
It is only one life
Make it large
Uncle Sam