First time going to a massage parlor(Perla). What should I expect?

[Slnj]

Or she may tell you go F off.... If you are looking for FS then go see an escort. If you want to get naked with a beautiful lady, get a massage and some teasing with a HE then keep your appointment. Nothing is guaranteed past that. Just don't want you to be disappointed. Your $150 will cover that.

Any recommendations on escorts? I was checking on backpage but a lot of them seem like they have fake photos. I'm looking for In-call

 

[Ursus]

Actually, most escorts are terrible at sex too. We are just too polite to tell them so.

Besides Catherinetog, name 1 escort that is even remotely good at sex.

 

[Ursus]

The best escort for 1st timers is Asian Angela.

647.864.9459.

She gives her best effort with new clients. You will be impressed.

 

[LostInnocence]

Try Sassy Angels, High Society Girls, Midnight Escort, Top Drawer Ladies, Hush Companions, Minx Escorts... just Google Toronto Escort Services.

 

[Huber Matos]

Hello everyone.

I made an appointment this week at perla and since it's my first time i'm not sure what to expect. Does the $150 just cover the massage, or will I have to pay extra for additional services?

Just pay the minimum fee for the local, is $40 fir half an hour, then when the massage starts be up side down and just wait until she turn you over. When she turn you over, ask about what are the prices for other specials. Just make a limit in your pocket, whats the max you want or you can pay? 100, 120, 160,200?
First hear her prices and then decide how much you want to pay for the FS.
me? Depending of the girl, I have got FS for 80, 100, 120 and I am not willing to pay more.
So $40 + 120 (but try to negotiate those 120 to 80 or 100, if you like the girl go with 120 or more)

 

[Huber Matos]

If 30 minutes, bring $250 total - $150 to house, $100 to girl.

$250 in total.

$150 to house???? cmon I came for the girl not the house!

 

[Huber Matos]

I love in this industry some girls like to think they are "above" others pretty hilarious bc they are all just whores. #HOELOGIC

I was looking over how much I spent with SPs over the last few months, I coulda fucking leased a Lamborgini Huracan with the cash I dropped.

Im considering quitting this hobby completely and just getting a porsche 911 and a normal gf, it would actually be less expensive lol.

Doesnt help Im "dating" an sp who is such a great actress, and sex is the best i had in my entire life.

Problem with civilians is they are just so shit at sex.

Agree

 

[LostInnocence]

$150 to house???? cmon I came for the girl not the house!

It is what it is. If you want a girl in a skanky room, you're not going to get Premier Spa quality.

 

[Ursus]

Go a few times and then ask the girl you like to meet you off-site. Very simple. It happens often, throughout the industry.

But, you have to put in your dues first.

 

[Massagie888]

Actually, most escorts are terrible at sex too. We are just too polite to tell them so.

Besides Catherinetog, name 1 escort that is even remotely good at sex.

You are right most escorts are also shit at sex, especially the asian ones.

I can think of maybe 3 girls that really know how to fuck amongst all the agencies.

One of them is Lena@Moonwaiting she really knows how to fuck in cowgirl. Shes the only girl I can only last like 10 mins with lol.

Doesnt help that shes actually a stunner (8.5/10) and there are too many mirrors in her room. Can be very hard to book.

 

[Ursus]

No need to use lol in every post you make. Young girls text in that fashion.

 

[SweetCheeks]

Just be good to us and we'll be good to you... not to say the more you pay us the better we'll be (although this is obviously the case with most if not all people in this industry). Just be nice and main thing; don't look aggravated if something isn't quite your speed. Simply let her know because I promise we're usually more than happy to make you happy as long as we know what's bothering you.

Basically, don't be afraid to talk to her as you would talk to a long term sexual partner! She'll definitely appreciate it and that'll work out better for you

 

[topo112]

Just be good to us and we'll be good to you... not to say the more you pay us the better we'll be (although this is obviously the case with most if not all people in this industry). Just be nice and main thing; don't look aggravated if something isn't quite your speed. Simply let her know because I promise we're usually more than happy to make you happy as long as we know what's bothering you.

Basically, don't be afraid to talk to her as you would talk to a long term sexual partner! She'll definitely appreciate it and that'll work out better for you

Are you girls ok with explicit reviews? I know some of you only deliver fs/ bbbj to a especial few , and are afraid everyone will expect same level of service.

 

[SweetCheeks]

Are you girls ok with explicit reviews? I know some of you only deliver fs/ bbbj to a especial few , and are afraid everyone will expect same level of service.

Yeah we are okay with it for the most part... although you have to keep in mind that all girls have varied services and just like taking a sexy lady home, you never know what may come out of your session. I mean if we had it all planned out for you, where's the fun in that?

 

[topo112]

Yeah we are okay with it for the most part... although you have to keep in mind that all girls have varied services and just like taking a sexy lady home, you never know what may come out of your session. I mean if we had it all planned out for you, where's the fun in that?

I try to always write YMMV , just in case.

 

[Ursus]

Who cares if the girl is OK with an explicit review? THINK ABOUT IT

She has sex for a living and you're worried that she might get upset if you talk about her having sex with you within the confines of a sex-review forum?

WTF? WTF? WTF?

The first time I saw Alice, I told her I would write a review of her. She didn't want me to. But, I told her I would do it anways. That's how you live your life in this hobby. It's all about you, not about the girl. Just be honest about what you post. That's your only obligation. Don't post fake slander. Just post the truth.

 

[topo112]

Who cares if the girl is OK with an explicit review? THINK ABOUT IT

She has sex for a living and you're worried that she might get upset if you talk about her having sex with you within the confines of a sex-review forum?

WTF? WTF? WTF?

The first time I saw Alice, I told her I would write a review of her. She didn't want me to. But, I told her I would do it anways. That's how you live your life in this hobby. It's all about you, not about the girl. Just be honest about what you post. That's your only obligation. Don't post fake slander. Just post the truth.

I always post the truth, but I've been with mpas who don't do extras with every one they meet, and don't like it when guys go visit them demanding services that I've gotten.

 

[SweetCheeks]

For your first time, stand up on the table during the massage. Ask the wench to close her eyes. Then piss all over her face. Done right, with the perfect aim and stream, you can get her right in the mouth as she begins screaming. Give her a $2 tip, and she will recommend a duo next time.

ouuuuu this sounds like fun, where have you been all my life baby?

 

[SweetCheeks]

Who cares if the girl is OK with an explicit review? THINK ABOUT IT

She has sex for a living and you're worried that she might get upset if you talk about her having sex with you within the confines of a sex-review forum?

WTF? WTF? WTF?

The first time I saw Alice, I told her I would write a review of her. She didn't want me to. But, I told her I would do it anways. That's how you live your life in this hobby. It's all about you, not about the girl. Just be honest about what you post. That's your only obligation. Don't post fake slander. Just post the truth.

While you're completely right, we have no choice or say in what you want to post..... he simply asked me if we're okay with it. And the truth is while we accept the reality of it, no we're really not all that happy to read reviews of our performances online.

On that note...... beyond the obvious mental fuckery it does to most girls to see a negative comment online(because we read them and yes it can be slightly embarrassing to know your friends are reading them too) BUT hey whatever you're right, we do what we do, so fine, it's understandable.

However, majority of my friends (and I) operate in a more mmv way because as much as I love money.... I will always give a better session asking for less if we either have chemistry or I want to spoil you because I feel like you deserve it.
If you're paying me for a bodyslide and there's either no chemistry or I feel like I'm being pushed or it's feels like I'm providing a service.... I will provide that service. No more no less. That means I'm not going to kiss you or give you bbbjs or gfe or anything that I'm not required to do because I'm providing the session as opposed to enjoying it with you. Make sense?

And you're right, it is all about you
So try and remember that the men who make us feel like sexy women as opposed to however the poor souls in your sessions feel are the ones who will always have better experiences.