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Hawaii Health Spa: 4162618088
Unite7 - 3110 kingston rd.Scarborough m1m 1p2,
Host: linda & coco
After 90 minutes massage ,one customer said that his body was so light , feel like a wet noodle, this remind me a noodle story.
Here we go:
One customer came here for a massage , he is not young, he is too much complicated, he asked me massage him like this, I say ok massaged like this, he asked me massage him like that ,I say ok massage like that, massage like this this, massage like that that, massage this that and massage that this, this this that that, massage like this this, not massage like that that, massage this not massage that, massage this this this, massage that that that... I looked at the watch and thought how could I survive in this 45 minutes? Wish the clock could run faster, Then continue
massaged like this, massaged like that, massaged this this, massaged that that, this that that this this this that that...finally I said:" you see this soft like a noodle, noodle do noodle things how about let me concentrate on blowing it out?"
Then I saw his face from delight became upset and said: " I am 74 years old, I am a noodle, I am a noodle , God gives me this noodle, this noodle makes 3 children, I am a noodle ,I am a noodle, you should not say that I am a noodle, this really hurt me"
I looked at him silently and sorrily! I wish I could get it back before he heard that.
from then I know noodle is noodle, noodle can not speak out in some sircumstances!!
One the June 30th.2020 -- the first day spa alow to reopened, he call to book an appointment at 11am, I recognized it was him, and I reminded myself, be very careful to avoid noodle matter.
When started massge, he did the same way like before , massage like this ,massage like that, massage this this massage that that...I was as patient as possible this time , avoid noodle
avoid noodle ...
then he started talking about noodle ,he noodled noodled himself several times, he said;" you told me that I am a noodle, yes I am a noodle...:
Seemed like he was happy talking like this, I started to relax my tension, we started joking noodle noodle, noodle is good, good is noodle, noodle noodle, good good, noodle no problem, problem no noodle...finally I gave him a blow job, finished this 45 minutes session happily.
From then I am start wondering why: same person, same word , same noodle, sometimes angry sometimes joyfull, i think West culture is too much complicated than Chinese culture ! but after my massage , people feel body relaxed and say noodle noodle is 100% positive.
Eva works every Tuesday & Thursday;
Coco work every Sunday and monday;
Philippine Jenny Wednesday /Saturday
Big boo boo lily works friday
linda works everyday.
linda is a professional body care giver, she is good at fixing any uncomfortable symptoms.
Wellcome to our spa to get a relaxing massage and professional massage too.
Thank you
Tel: 416-261-8088
Unite7 - 3110 kingston rd.Scarborough m1m 1p2,
Host: linda & coco
After 90 minutes massage ,one customer said that his body was so light , feel like a wet noodle, this remind me a noodle story.
Here we go:
One customer came here for a massage , he is not young, he is too much complicated, he asked me massage him like this, I say ok massaged like this, he asked me massage him like that ,I say ok massage like that, massage like this this, massage like that that, massage this that and massage that this, this this that that, massage like this this, not massage like that that, massage this not massage that, massage this this this, massage that that that... I looked at the watch and thought how could I survive in this 45 minutes? Wish the clock could run faster, Then continue
massaged like this, massaged like that, massaged this this, massaged that that, this that that this this this that that...finally I said:" you see this soft like a noodle, noodle do noodle things how about let me concentrate on blowing it out?"
Then I saw his face from delight became upset and said: " I am 74 years old, I am a noodle, I am a noodle , God gives me this noodle, this noodle makes 3 children, I am a noodle ,I am a noodle, you should not say that I am a noodle, this really hurt me"
I looked at him silently and sorrily! I wish I could get it back before he heard that.
from then I know noodle is noodle, noodle can not speak out in some sircumstances!!
One the June 30th.2020 -- the first day spa alow to reopened, he call to book an appointment at 11am, I recognized it was him, and I reminded myself, be very careful to avoid noodle matter.
When started massge, he did the same way like before , massage like this ,massage like that, massage this this massage that that...I was as patient as possible this time , avoid noodle
avoid noodle ...then he started talking about noodle ,he noodled noodled himself several times, he said;" you told me that I am a noodle, yes I am a noodle...:
Seemed like he was happy talking like this, I started to relax my tension, we started joking noodle noodle, noodle is good, good is noodle, noodle noodle, good good, noodle no problem, problem no noodle...finally I gave him a blow job, finished this 45 minutes session happily.
From then I am start wondering why: same person, same word , same noodle, sometimes angry sometimes joyfull, i think West culture is too much complicated than Chinese culture ! but after my massage , people feel body relaxed and say noodle noodle is 100% positive.
Eva works every Tuesday & Thursday;
Coco work every Sunday and monday;
Philippine Jenny Wednesday /Saturday
Big boo boo lily works friday
linda works everyday.
linda is a professional body care giver, she is good at fixing any uncomfortable symptoms.
Wellcome to our spa to get a relaxing massage and professional massage too.
Thank you
Tel: 416-261-8088
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massage .
in front of her , with my kongfu massage hahahahaha.
too much.
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