Chat How do you know if you are hobbying too much?

[Sweet you think]

Here are some signs that you may be hobbying too much...am I missing anything?

1. You almost pissed in your own shower the other day
2. While enjoying a legit massage from an RMT, you grabbed her ass by accident
3. You know the menstrual cycle of your regulars better than your SO
4. You start blocking off time for "massage" appointments in your work calendar
5. You see hot civie girls out in public and immediately wonder whether they work in a spa
6. As soon as you finish your session, you are already planning who to see next
7. You have a trunk full of water bottles
8. You use WeChat and you aren't even Chinese...plus, 95% of your contacts are spa girls
9. You see this sign and the first thing that comes to your mind is...where do I sign up?

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[Duzy Kutas]

I have been hobbying for over 38 years...
in 5 continents... over 40 countries...
still do maybe 3 sessions in a day... 2-3 times a week.. and at least 1 longer session with MSOG when I do just 1....with MPA,,, SP and my multiple personal friends who no longer are in the business but still kept me as a contact after they left the business...
so ya I is hobbying too much... I used to do more and when I spent almost 3 months in europe last fall... much crazier than it is since I came back to the GTA.. Prague is where I intend to be dying in my old age dying of degenerative hip malfunction.. only able to be on the receiving end of yee-hah cowboy position.. until then.... keep on hittin it

 

[cali99]

Bro...lay off the hooch. Seems like you get mad with me whenever you start to drink

Yeah. and holy shit! Jilfman + 38 special made a post not relate to Cali99.. stop the. Earth from spinning, Lucy girl. and not that you have ever partied With Charlie sheens friends, or not that you’ve met Robert Downey Jr and his
place in la.. or partied with Roger Craig and his onterage.. or Charlie sheens bud who thought shooting Clorox bleach in his arms was the only the way to get sex with her..,, now let me tell you… you dudes don’t know shit about this and Alec baldwins friends
at poolside in Malibu

 

[bobbyroy67]

Yeah. and holy shit! Jilfman + 38 special mad a post not relate to Cali99.. stop the. Earth from spinning, Lucy girl. and not that you have ever partied With Charlie sheens friends, or not that you’ve met Robert Downey Jr and his
place in la.. or partied with Roger Craig and his onterage.. or Charlie sheens bud who thought shooting Clorox bleach in his arms was the only the way to get sex with her..,, now let me tell you… you dudes don’t know shit about this and Alec baldwins friends
at poolside in Malibu

This man writes in riddles lol

 

[cali99]

Bro...lay off the hooch. Seems like you get mad with me whenever you start to drink

god willing, you started this website jan 2022, 1 year Hobbying! Wow! Big fucking man! Big dick too huh?
tske 3 steps back, 1 forward, and find the opportunity, to say say something really smart!!!
fuck nuts!
hopeful for you intelligent response!

 

[cali99]

Bro...lay off the hooch. Seems like you get mad with me whenever you start to drink

I’m really intrigued, to when you started Hobbying and what you know?
care to share
where are your reviews

 

[mar91]

#50? - MPAs start asking you for "man" advice, e.g. how to buy electronics, how to fix this or that, how to invest their money, etc.
#51 - you are asked whether you want to open a spa with them (as partners)
#52 - you are offered to rent out one of their spare rooms for your own exclusive personal use (for a small monthly fee of course)
#52b - you are offered to rent a spare room in their house so that you can bring girls there
#53 - you start to develop "friendships" with MPAs, e.g. do stuff outside the spa together, go to their house, etc.
#54 - MPAs start asking you to go to their place to give "them" a massage

#50 I actually had one girl ask me if I would be her mentor on how to invest her money.

- When you have friends traveling and they reach out and ask for recommendations in the area. Not just Toronto, but anywhere in Canada or the world.

 

[Deleted member 101953]

I’m really intrigued, to when you started Hobbying and what you know?
care to share
where are your reviews

Like I said before..LAY OFF THE FUCKING HOOCH BRO!
You should be taking your gripe out on whores not me. Fuck's the matter with you?

 

[lasslicker]

I saw this sign, and the only thing that I could think of was paining these faces:

 

[Deleted member 105339]

I saw this sign, and the only thing that I could think of was paining these faces:

Painting?

 

[lasslicker]

Painting?

A euphemism for COF (Cum on Face)

 

[Sybarite]

I saw this sign, and the only thing that I could think of was paining these faces:

Hahah I want to show them my "Art of Facial"... I'm like Jackson Pollock lol!

 

[Deleted member 105339]

A euphemism for COF (Cum on Face)

Yeah, but you said PAINING. Like, ouch!

“… could think of was paining these faces”

 

[OG_funguy]

51. One of my faves who has known me for a long time said the shape of my dick has changed as a result of hobbying too much (she said it’s curved now )

 

[UsefulIdiot]

51. One of my faves who has known me for a long time said the shape of my dick has changed as a result of hobbying too much (she said it’s curved now )

So that is what happened to Bill Clinton.

 

[cali99]

51. One of my faves who has known me for a long time said the shape of my dick has changed as a result of hobbying too much (she said it’s curved now )

I’m going to say. from 2 hr appts or 6 hr apots.
I got t relay say, she want be pizza I. The parking lot. A 39 minutes warm later. he vibes make fiends for life!

 

[Deleted member 105339]

So that is what happened to Bill Clinton.

Pretzel dick by now!

 

[Deleted member 105339]

51. One of my faves who has known me for a long time said the shape of my dick has changed as a result of hobbying too much (she said it’s curved now )

Its her job to straighten it then!

Ever see Heather Deep porn? Her male talent is seriously curved. I am sure that is her fault.

 

[Deleted member 109977]

#50 I actually had one girl ask me if I would be her mentor on how to invest her money.

- When you have friends traveling and they reach out and ask for recommendations in the area. Not just Toronto, but anywhere in Canada or the world.

You mean the donky lawyer ure daddy ? 55yrs old ?? Haha reallly he advices u now ? Lmao
Im dying laughing

 

[kittyhound69]

Bruises on your dick in the shape of fingerprints, your tongue has calluses