Kijiji Ad : Iranian with unique massage

[AverageJoe2022]

Definitely the attention is epic....a clear indication there are a lot of people on this board looking for something different. In all my years of hobbying, likely since the mid 80's, I never experienced anything close to this.

Yup... Charles Manson used to get marriage proposals too...

 

[ignorethisact]

One of the sleuths on my discord found a pic of her lmao. Not sharing here for obvious reasons.

 

[zombie]

Does anyone know how long nazi has been doing the "unique" massage? First post here is March/22. She says she's been here for 3 years. Just curious. Also, if 3 years, her English should be better one would think.

 

[Cool-Story-Bro]

Ok...I believe I said once was enough, and that I wouldn't be seeing her again..but life throws you curves. I was on my way to see a regular when she called and cancelled as she was not feeling well. I was in the neighbourhood, thought of those Iranian tits, and said what the hell. I must live right, because the main floor at 7378 was totally deserted, but her light was on. I knocked...waited....was just about to leave and she cracked the operations room door open and beckoned me in. I was prepared for her to bring up the the question of an appointment..but she never did. If you're reading this and I took yours...I'll buy you a beer sometime.

Her looks have changed a bit. She looks thicker than I remember and the new hairstyle is not as feminine, but the cleavage is still great. Same outfit too, tight pants and tight plunging red top.

Anyway, I get in the room...and the weirdness begins. I've seen this woman once, and I'd have to look up when that was, but it must've easily been three or fourth months ago. She remembered! She said, "you never came back!" I mumbled something about living far away and got on the table. I'm lying there, and she spends the first 10 minutes washing my feet. (No jokes, I was freshly showered). Is this normal? I don't remember it from the first session. I was starting to wonder if anything else was going to happen, when i feel her hands moving up the back of my legs...followed by her face. I'm like, wtf??? She slid her face all the way up to my butt, then got on all fours and started to grind into me, her face pressed against mine. And she was making these cooing, moaning noises that were hot. I let this go on for a bit until I turned over, she purred a little protest , but the flip pointed my dick right up into her tits. I wanted to release those puppies and fuck them, but it was not to be, she backed off, got some wipes and used them on my dick. Then she grabbed my cock, gave me a really sexy hungry look, and put the whole thing in her mouth and started to grind her pussy against leg. I have to admit, I was surprised. It was one of the better sloppy bbbjs I have ever had and she really went to town humping my leg, I could fee the heat and building wetness in her crotch and she was moaning with my cock in her mouth and rolling her eyes in a crazy way. The bbbj only stopped when I put my hand on the back of her head. She didn't like that. But when I let her take control, it was worth it. Finished CIM, though I think it took her by surprise.

Now I know it was not very classy of me, but being done, I wanted out. I started to get up, and she looked so hurt. "No massage?" she asked. So I made the mistake of staying. That's when it really got weird...and I'm not referring to the crazy moves which I lost track of.....lifting me with my ankles locked around her neck, lacing my fingers around her ass while she used it lift my shoulders...I swear she makes this stuff up as she goes. No, what was really weird was the number of personal questions and the intensity with which she asked them. Language was still a barrier and she was getting annoyed when I didn't understand her, but she was asking a lot of questions. I honestly think she's lonely. When the hour mark came up I said "thanks" and she pushed me back down and said "not worry, relax". At the 75 minute mark, I told her I really had to go, gave her $120.00 and got out of there.

I know she's nice, I know it's a weirdly fun vibe....but I really thing that's it for me. No more.

For me it was 180 minutes, & I felt I was an inch taller in height due to all the stretches.

 

[Cool-Story-Bro]

Exactly. She seemed pissed that I came too fast would have kept massaging for god knows how long. And we are complaining. She's not the only weird one.

Same happened with me, but she did it again the second time an hour later. & in total the session lasted for 3 hours.

 

[Cool-Story-Bro]

She do reads the reviews here. She told me that.

 

[sy barite]

WTF? Why are we talking about childhood experiences/trauma here? (Nobody needs to know and it's irrelevant to this thread - you've got well-educated professional therapists for that type of thing - that's IF you have spent time outside of Massage Planet and looked outside your window.) The average commenter here is finding the massage weird (and none of these are fake accounts that I created). In any case, one cannot assume that the rest of us have mental problems (just because you enjoy being with Nazi - which really makes you a minority if you look at all 40 pages of this forum). If you're into "strong women" that specifically make you feel like a baby by lifting you up from the cradle, sniffing your backside and then jerking you off, then that really speaks for itself. Rest assured, the audience knows what's going on. *thumbs up*

Note how he instinctively responded to the comment criticizing a moron.

 

[zombie]

She do reads the reviews here. She told me that.

How can she read reviews and not speak English very well at all??

 

[AverageJoe2022]

Note how he instinctively responded to the comment criticizing a moron.

No, I felt like somebody needed to address your childhood issues. Did you have such challenges getting laid that you settled with Miss Rocky? LOL! Failing to understand the context in every way possible is what makes you a lowlife. For the record, nobody complains about Nazi because of seeing a "strong woman" (we are aware of the ladies who play in the WNBA), the complaints are about what she actually does with that strength (pinning people against the wall, lifting them on their backs, stretching limbs as if they're made of rubber, etc.)

 

[AverageJoe2022]

Nazi/Zizi reminds me of that creature in the movie "Barbarian" - just a bit more humanoid. If you see that movie, you'll find that it's largely about this monster who lives in the basement - she captures people and then treats them like they are her babies - forcing them to be breastfed and cuddled and clothed and manhandled (and all the things that make adults uncomfortable).

 

[AverageJoe2022]

How can she read reviews and not speak English very well at all??

This is all make-believe bullshit. You've got so many MPAs (like the Chinese ones) who don't speak proper English. How did this ever become a concern in Nazi's case?! They wish she was talking dirty? At the end of the day, all these dudes are watching way too much porn and this is making them engage in novelty-seeking and thrill-seeking. It's probably a coping mechanism (as a result of trauma from previous relationships). None of the foxy ladies out there (with great tits and ass) will satisfy them at this point. They will continue to chase after the weird stuff - they find extraordinary behaviour fascinating at this point. Even if Nazi had a 12" member or was a half-horse & half-human hybrid, they will still be curious about the services offered on "brokeback mountain". The anticipation and the chase is what gets them aroused. However, when it actually comes down to the interactions with Nazi, they feel let down in the aftermath (based on their own comments). They think: "Shit! This wasn't as good as I thought. Let me post about this on Massage Planet so that the other fellas can feel the same way. We need to feel validated." The problem is: they just haven't figured this out yet - they have some psychological issues to deal with.

Please visit: Your Brain On Porn (thank me later)

 

[ignorethisact]

Does this Averagte Joe guy actually post reviews or jjust another scizo.

Need to know if i should block. posts are losing their novelty.

 

[AverageJoe2022]

I'm posting reviews of the reviews. Who said that wasn't allowed? They say recycling is good for the environment, you know.

Getting bored of your own Discord channel? No feedback on Nazi there? Well, I'm afraid we can't help you with that.

 

[superuser55]

I'm posting reviews of the reviews. Who said that wasn't allowed? They say recycling is good for the environment, you know.

Getting bored of your own Discord channel? No feedback on Nazi there? Well, I'm afraid we can't help you with that.

It’s another one for the ignore list. Thank god for that feature.

I don’t understand this guys problem lmao, if she ain’t for you just stfu and move on Go do something else with your life lol

 

[AverageJoe2022]

I don’t understand this guys problem lmao, if she ain’t for you just stfu and move on Go do something else with your life lol

Classic case of projection (i.e. "let's blame someone else for my own inadequacies")... Most of the commenters had a shitty experience with Nazi and they still can't get over it and continue to post here! It helps to take a look in the mirror.

Like I give a shit if people are ignoring me? Horny-all-the-time (self-proclaimed addict) tried that already and it didn't work for him, dumbass.

 

[stockup]

She do reads the reviews here. She told me that.

Hi Nazi!

 

[Cool-Story-Bro]

How can she read reviews and not speak English very well at all??

She opened this page infront of me on her phone.

 

[Cool-Story-Bro]

Hi Nazi!

Yo dumbarse. Maybe check the username & my past posts.

 

[DennyRenny]

How can she read reviews and not speak English very well at all??

Reading is different than speaking.

 

[AverageJoe2022]

Hi Nazi!

Not only is the name "Nazi", but there is support for Putin and Jinping! (After all, Iran does have a pact with Russia.) Now that changes the complexion of the thread. Looks like Caitlyn Jenner and the right-wingers are getting their family values all mixed up... ROFL! (just kidding)
It's likely that Nazi read some of my posts in December and got so distressed with the facts that customers were suddenly being told there was another death in the family and the business shut down temporarily. After coming back, it seems there was some weight gain due to depression, more aggression and BBBJ got added to the menu (based on the more recent comments/reviews). I can see the emotional rollercoaster. The stretching is only going to get worse. I guess it was a good decision to not reveal Nazi's real/full name and/or post the dozen-or-so photos from Facebook...
Anyway, who's posting the next review? Who got their back injured and now wants to play Shakespeare and write about their "Romeo + Juliet" experience? Keep us entertained. I know you guys are too scared to climb Mt. Everest, so just tell us about the journey to Brokeback Mountain.