Review La Monny Spa - Would Not Go Back

[Aliensmores]

Still a newbie, went here for the first time based on reviews and late closing times. I wish my first post could have been positive. I lurk a lot but don't post, but I can't not share this. Would not go back.

First mistake I guess was not asking for her name first, because I practically got up to leave within the first 15 minutes. She wouldn't give me her name afterwards for obvious reasons. From their website, I can only guess that it's Yumi. Asian, but not Chinese or Korean. Maybe Thai or Malaysian. Long black hair tied fully back in a pony tail. Maybe mid 20s looking, cute, small but not spinner.

Anyways, onto what happened:

English communications non existent, but to be expected. No BBBJ, no hospitality, opposite of what was listed on the website, and $180hh instead of $170 posted. I expected the extra $$ because of some other reviews, no biggie. Lots of attitude, flings your arm places, mechanical, and not happy to be there.

Showered, went straight to light teasing and CBJ which was good but mechanical, but the poor attitude was a turn off (could of at least pretended to be into it). Seemed like she wanted to get it over with. A bit rudely motioned me to move and she flopped onto the bed and motioned to get it in. Biggest turn off was the attitude, not dom hot motions but the hurry up get out of the way kind.

Went in for neck kiss and she pushed my head aside - fair but lack of English meant we couldn't establish that boundary beforehand. At that point I just said never mind, but then she kept going with CBJ after. Asked her to go on top, and she let out a rude scoff and went on top. Another turn off. Never had issues keeping it up but I guess attitude plays a big role.

Rode me for maybe a minute, her hands digging hard into my stomach (not in a fun way), so I moved it higher and she just kept this kinda rude scoff/unpleasant expression on her face. It was then I had enough and just got her off. Her face suddenly changed to a worried look and asked what was wrong, but no matter what I said she couldn't understand. After a few unsuccessful small sentences, she asked 'no good?' And I just said sorry, no. She didn't understand the word attitude.

She then asked if no sex, maybe just massage, as it was maybe ~10 mins into the session and I said sure. Went back down for a regular massage, which honestly was not bad lol but not amazing.

When she said flip over though, I just said it's fine and I wanted to leave. Felt like a waste of time and money.

Maybe I'm too into the emotional aspect, probably not what most look for when hobbying? Idk. Just had way better elsewhere and at that price, I'd expect someone who at least half acts the part.

She was young, had a cute smile and a hot body, but damn I'd take someone older who's actually more professional and hospitable over that for a better time.

 

[jerseyjoe]

Thanks for this I was just looking at their website as I am traveling there tomorrow and looking for recommendations, at least I have one to scratch off the list thank you

 

[24hrs]

La Monny is dogshit

 

[Aliensmores]

Happy to take other recommendations, reviews seem to be all over the place over here sometimes

 

[Olivia.]

La Mony is a POS

 

[CrazyIrish]

Still a newbie, went here for the first time based on reviews and late closing times. I wish my first post could have been positive. I lurk a lot but don't post, but I can't not share this. Would not go back.

First mistake I guess was not asking for her name first, because I practically got up to leave within the first 15 minutes. She wouldn't give me her name afterwards for obvious reasons. From their website, I can only guess that it's Yumi. Asian, but not Chinese or Korean. Maybe Thai or Malaysian. Long black hair tied fully back in a pony tail. Maybe mid 20s looking, cute, small but not spinner.

Anyways, onto what happened:

English communications non existent, but to be expected. No BBBJ, no hospitality, opposite of what was listed on the website, and $180hh instead of $170 posted. I expected the extra $$ because of some other reviews, no biggie. Lots of attitude, flings your arm places, mechanical, and not happy to be there.

Showered, went straight to light teasing and CBJ which was good but mechanical, but the poor attitude was a turn off (could of at least pretended to be into it). Seemed like she wanted to get it over with. A bit rudely motioned me to move and she flopped onto the bed and motioned to get it in. Biggest turn off was the attitude, not dom hot motions but the hurry up get out of the way kind.

Went in for neck kiss and she pushed my head aside - fair but lack of English meant we couldn't establish that boundary beforehand. At that point I just said never mind, but then she kept going with CBJ after. Asked her to go on top, and she let out a rude scoff and went on top. Another turn off. Never had issues keeping it up but I guess attitude plays a big role.

Rode me for maybe a minute, her hands digging hard into my stomach (not in a fun way), so I moved it higher and she just kept this kinda rude scoff/unpleasant expression on her face. It was then I had enough and just got her off. Her face suddenly changed to a worried look and asked what was wrong, but no matter what I said she couldn't understand. After a few unsuccessful small sentences, she asked 'no good?' And I just said sorry, no. She didn't understand the word attitude.

She then asked if no sex, maybe just massage, as it was maybe ~10 mins into the session and I said sure. Went back down for a regular massage, which honestly was not bad lol but not amazing.

When she said flip over though, I just said it's fine and I wanted to leave. Felt like a waste of time and money.

Maybe I'm too into the emotional aspect, probably not what most look for when hobbying? Idk. Just had way better elsewhere and at that price, I'd expect someone who at least half acts the part.

She was young, had a cute smile and a hot body, but damn I'd take someone older who's actually more professional and hospitable over that for a better time.

I've been with her multiple times with zero issues....she was into it and seemed to love it, but we didn't talk much...i dont go there to talk to them! Go to non asian spas for conversations would be my suggestion.

 

[Spawarrior99]

I've been with her multiple times with zero issues....she was into it and seemed to love it, but we didn't talk much...i dont go there to talk to them! Go to non asian spas for conversations would be my suggestion.

most likely your biggest issue getting good spa visits. your lack of talking to an mpa during a visit is your worst attribute. try another way
ffs