A man goes to the hospital to get a vasectomy.
He gets his gown and is in his bed in his hospital room.
The nurse comes in to prepare him for surgery. She shaves the areas that need shaving and then tells the man, "I am going to need to clear your pipes". She then proceeds to give the man a handjob until completion.
This is a shared room with a divider in between beds.
A few minutes later, the nurse comes in to see the second man in the room, who is also being prepped for vasectomy. She shaves the areas that need shaving and tells the man, "I am going to need to clear your pipes."
The nurse proceeds to give the second man a blowjob until completion.
After the nurse leaves, the first man says to the second man, "What the heck!? How come you got the blowjob and I only got the handjob?"
The second man says, "I got insurance, youve got OHIP!"