Martini at Elite Spa= Waste of money

[prairiewife]

Let me just start off by saying I don't enjoy posting negative reviews. I always give credit where it is due, but I had a particularly bad experience at this place. Martini is a new attendant here and I guess she thought she could do as she pleased. From her pics she is gorgeous and definitely has an AMAZING rack.

http://www.elitespa.ca/Martini.html

I have a thing for spanish girls too so I took the plunge. I went in and she had me wait for 15 minutes. After that she began the massage which consisted of her doing a few good shoulder and neck moves, but mostly light scratching with a set of really long, and at times painful nails. She is actually great to talk to, but this took away from what little massaging she actually did. After the flip, the fun began. Now I don't go into these places with a whole lot of cash, but I know standard protocol. She tried to push the BS for $100, but I declined. I asked for a nude which she quoted me at $60. I thought this was a bit high and figured $40 was the normal rate for just a nude. I asked about topless and she said "we don't do just topless". I thought this was kind of out of the ordinary. I told her I only had $50 with me and she said "ok we'll do just a topless." At this point I was pretty pissed and just wanted my release and to see the melons(because this is the whole reason I asked for her) so I said ok. She took off her shirt, and there they were. Exactly as I thought, but here's where I get really mad. She tells me "it's a shame you couldn't afford more because we don't allow any touching with just a topless or nude". I told her this was wrong and that I didn't think it was fair, but she didn't say much. Her breasts looked amazing but I wasn't even able to put a hand on them! I just paid and left. Waste of $90. Never again guys. Save your money.

 

[Robert G]

Sounds like a cash grabber. Thanks for taking one sir.

Does she at least have a nice face and butt?

 

[thunderator]

that sucks, Id really like to see a review of her if someone did come through with the $100 for a BS. She looks good. I wonder if one didnt mind spending the cash for a BS if the service would be good or she'd just go through the motions. anyone else seen her? I drive by there a fair bit and have seen Jessica in the past. shes fun but never noticed Martini on the website.

 

[lauraaa <3]

Great body(from what little I saw), and face isn't spectacular, but not bad at all. Seems like she's all about the cash though

 

[kingsley]

In an average place, or with an average attendant, I'd have said you were only $10 shy of nude reverse, which should include lotsa touching. If you get some chemistry going, some MPAs will tolerate some touching w/ a nude massage at $40, but if they don't draw the line, how could they upsell to NR?

She sounds way too pleased w/ herself to please her customers at any price.

 

[starsky_1212]

Newsflash - they all are...

 

[Dee]

I was in the area and decided to break my long standing self impossed hiatus from MP's. Ive been debating seeing Martini myself for a while now and since i work in the area these days and drive by almost every other day i had to go when i called and she was available. Now this review is not to say datdude is wrong and that she cant give a bad nude massage or try to upsell but i went straight for the bodyslide and I had a friggin blast with this babe! First off the spa is not Elite as they say. The showers are in another room and i walked out once eye to eye with some lady folding towels and then afterwards i ran across the hall and almost slipped. I hated the shower not being in the room but whatev. Secondly the speakers were busted and it was stone silent in the whole spa except some moaning in other areas. I was very aware that the slightest noise from my room would be heard. Put me off a bit as well. Now onto Martini. I have only seen her photos and was expecting an older fake titted lady. She was young(er) and her tits were amazing. If not real they were really well done!!! Some other points about her, tongue stud and very unique jewlery in one of her nipples. So onto the massage. She was very sweet and went right away with a deep firm massage with intermitent tickling with those aformentioned long nails...(shivers) we had a good chat and laughed a bit and then she asked what i wanted. I told her BS. No problem she said and off she went. She used some different positions i hadnt experienced before, went crazy on my ear, licking and teasing, whispering dirty talk (i LOVED IT) Her tits are really really nice IMHO and she had a great ass too. Facially she was cute and as i mentioned younger than i expected. The big finish ended in a very unique position again and more dirty talk. Anyway I just wanted to add my experience and say for my $$ martini was NOT a waste of time. Just more info for those that are debating seeing her. Do as you will.

 

[thunderator]

I don't blame the MPA for not wanting to do just topless. How would you feel if you were only making $50.00 when you could making $100.00 during the same time. And I know this might irritate some of you guys but, why should she make sure you enjoy yourself. It will probably result in lost income in the future if you book her again! She could be making twice as much with someone else!

Obviously $50.00 is pretty good money for her and the customer, but the customer has to realize he is the bottom of the barrel for customers she wants to attract. If she is normally busy, then the customer who wants only topless his a real piss-off for her!

up4it

 

[Michael N]

I'm glad you posted the review MojoRisin, because the opening poster is being utterly ridiculous.

Sorry, but that's the case. Based on your posting history, you are either a newbie, or have not been to spas that charge $100 for a body slide.

Now let's look at other spas, that have $100 body slides, and see what they charge for other services.

Allure - You walk in with $90 you are simply asked to leave the premises. $100 will cover the door fee ($40) and the nude ($60).

SRM - You walk in with $90 they don't kick you out. For $90 you can get a topless massage ($50) plus $40 door fee..

Did you notice something. $50 for topless, $60 for nude. And there NR is $80, and the body slide is $100.

Perhaps you didn't get screwed on the price. Perhaps Elite charges too much for the quality of its establishment or attendants. I don't know ... I have never been. But this pricing is an establishment issue, rather then an attendant issue And MojoRisin seems like he was satisfied with the value he got.

So let's set the scene.

It's no secret that at spas with $100 bodyslides, the MPA's want to provide that service or at least a nude reverse. I can understand there point (especially a girl who operates at a pretty full capacity), although I can see some saying too bad, if the other service is offered they should do it.

OK, we will go with the latter.

So right now we have:
- An unsatisfied attendant because you won't take the services most take (and perhaps you don't agree with this attitude, but let's continue)
- You have accused the attendant of lying about the fee she is charging,
- One of the thing attendants hate are customers negotiating set fees, which you have done.
- You have asked for an attendant to provide a service which she is providing, and you are complaining to her that you are not getting enough. You want to touch but you did not get reverse. MPA's love people protesting because they are not getting enough during a service
- The MPA realizes that clients like this, that tend to negotiate and want more then the service implies, are often likely to complain to management.
- The MPA has no reason to want you as a repeat client. You have done everything they do not like.... negotiated a set fee, wanted more then you paid for, accused them of lying, and not taken one of the higher services. Why does she want you to come back? She likely just wants the session over with.
- Although a tip is usually not expected, she knows for sure she is not getting one if she allows you to a bit more in the topless then normal.

And you are wondering why you get a shitty service? Come on now. Sorry for being rude, but I am simply stating the rules of the "game".


Perhaos you should consider Star and Lexa. $100 will get you relatively good value.

 

[sndMan79]

Or she could be sitting in the atendants room making NOTHING!
Negotation is a part of life, and good business practice.
Why be cranky.

 

[Unregistered]

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