Massage by a Pretty Woman

[Black Delilah]

I'd give you a hundred! And fifty more if I could somehow see her reaction!

I know, take it in a Baggie, and smear it on the doorhandle as you leave!

 

[Stu J]

Ah yes, this would be the infamous Victoria, or Ria for short. I used to see her years ago and, believe it or not, she actually provided a fun, teasing massage with happy ending, though no extras beyond that and she remained fully dressed. Then I saw her ad about 3 years ago as it still reads today, and I wondered if it might be her, though now at a different location. I quizzed her on the phone and found out, sure enough, it was Ria, so I booked an appointment. You can imagine my frustration when she ended the massage with no happy ending. I told her I'd only agreed to see her based on her assuring me on the phone that it was still a "full-body massage" and I had no reason to believe she was no longer providing a release. She said she was now legit and didn't do "that disgusting thing" anymore. As I left, she had the audacity to smile and say, "I hope to see you again!" I just smiled back, shook my head and said, "Not a chance".

I do wonder why she continues to advertise in venues that are clearly for promoting sensual massage. I'm glad somebody finally raised the alarm on her - I apologize for having not done it earlier myself.