Massage Parlor Reports

[Courtney Q]

In the past, under different guises, I have often written about how I treat the girls who work in AMPs. Treat them as you want to be treated yourselves. I think most of us do that. We all have reasons for patronizing AMPs. Some of us may patronize because we do not typically have successful or fulfilling relationships with women. We never should stoop to abusing these women in any way.

I have become close friends with a few AMP girls. They typically do not like what they do, but they believe that they have no choice in order to make the money they do. When I go, I like to brighten their day a little bit. I think I get positive payback from this approach. If you do not like the service you can talk to the manager, the girl herself or adjust your tip.

 

[Sir K]

My morning was almost disastrous but things took a 180 turn for the better. Seniors, PM me if you want my review.

Review Sent To:

Freshly Snipes
Bradley1
Sleazebum

 

[Lorrainey Bainey]

Had Candy today, Nice 36DD rack and nice personality too. Very sweet and tasty if I do say myself. hehe She will be here till March.

8888 across the board. Will repeat cause she wants to be Ms PC soon.

PC out

 

[lin]

Just wondering how come you just don't call first?I'm single so I have my favorite places on speed dial.

 

[Keith]

1829 M St. Is up the Stairs, ask for the girl that plays the keyboard. Also Jasmine is on M, few doors down next to OZIO, better looking girls for now.

 

[liney]

Sam:

So sorry to hear that Sun may be closed. Keep us posted.

Neverland review

On my latest foray I phoned ahead for a exclusive session with Wendy and was assured she was available. Upon my arrival, I was told she had just departed Neverland and was on her way back home. Expressed extreme displeasure with all. They wanted to make it up to me and May have done just that.

Latest intel says that Wendy is off for a while but that Tinkerbell is due to reappear tomorrow.

Peace and love,

Lax

 

[Disasturr. <3]

Went to my usual spot again really early on wed. No make-up makes a huge difference! Was offered Susie but asked for Angie because I was curious to try her since two of my buddies had her and said she was good. The massage was un-rushed and relaxing. Everything else was nothing too special though. After having susie three times and than luby, I guess I have high expectations now. I need to explore new places.

 

[Phil G]

1. Star
2. Susie
3. A experience A plus value
4. Funny and sweet demeanor--the high-jump crack of the back-unexpected!

 

[miss s.t.]

It's Lily's not Lili's. Not worth the time or effort. It's a future Mamasan training academy This is DC; you will pass as many as a dozen much better places including BT in PG, on your way there. Please accept my apologies, but fuck you newbie, RTFF. All the info is at your fingertips.

Forget about FS, not happening there.

 

[Hannahtater]

Sorry to hear you had a crap experience there recently. I was in a couple weeks ago (didn't get a chance to post, so I suppose this counts) and had no problem.

I got a white girl who looked a little hippy-ish, but had a great personality and did a great massage on everything. I'd have preferred someone darker, but she did a good job, and that's just a personal preference. I handed her something like. 5 plus the house, at the very end, and she had no issues. I'd totally go back as I've been twice now, and both times were fine.

I'll keep my eyes out for S though. She sounds bad.

 

[peecheedandee]

First time poster, long time reader.

Yes, XS. I totally agree with you. Though not the best look, her service was great. I definitely would repeat.

KM

 

[shayasaurus]

I can't help but point out.... Do you mean you have the 411?

 

[tikigal16]

Ventured to Star Spa where I was entertained by Julie a true Korean lovely. The TS was quite nice, she took her time to give me a proper kind of massage there. Returning to the room Julie was very enthusiastic with a sweet personality. Julie puts the full in FS. Overall the service was great and I will definitely return. I give her a 9/10 – the way Washington used to be.

 

[rockerchick82]

What about that place on Connecticut above the SUBWAY subs near the Fire Station and 7-11? I have been away from DC for about 3 years but will be back next week for a business trip?

 

[Onica]

Wish I could say my first and last visit there was much better in late December.

Saw Seven "you know, like Lucky Seven" she said. She was very enthusiastic, but very limited, and, despite the place being EMPTY, was out of there in less than half an hour. I had read such great things about this place, but I won't be back.

jj.

P.S. - Be very careful if an AMP girl says she wants to have your baby. Seriously...even if you just met her.

 

[Paul]

Called and was told that it would be open this coming Monday. Saw Sandy about a week and half ago. She was probably in her 40s, but enthusiastic. Had a good time, so did she.

 

[Pompal 09.]

Face Jizzers, vol. 69.

 

[Lily.cn]

Well.

It's been a pretty crappy weekend. First the hot water heater dies, then I get dumped by my girlfriend, then I get yellow fever.

Well. I went to the tavern on the green. I'm inside by 2PM and am told to wait on the couch behind the Japanese screen. It's cool because I get to watch the TVs that see the outside. They have a good pulse on the alley plus the parking lot next door. Off to the very back room, I undress and head for the sauna. I sweat my nuts off for what seems like an eternity. I think I lost 5 pounds. Ok, next I meet Coco. Taller girl, nice frame. Something to grab onto if you get my drift. Perfect ass. Ok so we're off to the shower. Good cleaning all over. Nice to get a hot shower for a change.

Back to the room, nice easy massage all over my back and legs. Just enough pressure. Very thorough. She leaves for a few and is back rather quickly. I then get the benefit of being rubbed with those awesome boobs, all over my back. I flip and have them in the face. Simply awesome. Next I get the cooter in my face. Tasty, like strawberries. She's working Mr. Happy and I'm in the clam. Simply awesome.

Next, she rolls over on her back and I hit it hard. She grins a little and simply seems to be having a good time. This lasts a while and after a few, I bust. She's ok with it and we spoon a little. Very soft skin. Her hair smells nice too. After a few, she gets the hot towel and the mouthwash.

I get dressed and head out. I get a big hug and a kiss, she seems unhappy to see me go. Well it's cool. The day is not finished yet.

Overall, solid 8s across board.

O would recommend Coco, all the way.

In by 2 and out by 3:40. Nice time, definitely.

Cabbie!

 

[e-Z-e]

The camera issue at the famous Toyota plant may not be as farfetched as some may think.

Prior to management realignment, CCTV monitors were housed in a public location, in clear view of all employees. The monitors have since moved to another room.

The individual in question spends much time in this room, alone. Curious, is it not? I leave the rest to your creative minds.

Just some observations I made during my time spent there.

Ian

 

[ChivaChiva]

Just curious if anyone knows anything about what appears to be a "massage" service in DC. There are a number of ads on CL with the same phone number, ending 6334. Some say just massage, no full service; others mention the full menu. You can find that same number online that appears to be posted by "Bo," who I'm assuming runs the place.

Names include: Honey, Tasha, Eva, Angel, Kitten, and Meagan.