Massage Parlor Reports

[Stu]

Thank you for all your information here, I am new to the area and here for good I hope. Decided to take the old supra out last night, paid the standard posted rates and had a nice ride. She said she was 27 and her name was Ruby, but it could have been Suzy by the descriptions here. Nice time, quick TS followed by a decent massage then on to desert. I must say it is a real treat to drive by all the Embassies on the way to my cultural exchange, haha. Thanks again guys, be safe.

 

[Abu]

Meanwhile, my Supra review. Had a couple hours to fill so went to see two girls. Saw Sasha first. 5'5" and a fit body. Not my style in terms of looks, but I can definitely see many being wow'ed by her. Youthful looks, but her personality is where she really acts like a little kid. A lot of giggling and pouting and high-pitched speech for guys who are into that type of thing. Service was good, nothing extraordinary.

Second girl was older in looks, short height at maybe 5'2" or 5'3" and had a little pooch but it was ok. Her name was Cookie. Had another standard service.

Both girls were relaxing and non-rushed, and good for what you came for.

Meanwhile, judging from some of the posts, looks like there is some sort of PM network for intel. I wish someone would please include me in these! I'm always looking for a youthful looking spinner (ala Sarah/Coco and Susie at Supra) or extraordinary performance (Cici at Happiness), but alas, when I do find out, I'm usually too late and they are already getting ready for vacation when I get to see them.

 

[Popcorn]

Recently made the trip up to the 4th floor only to have Penny (from heaven? not quite) open the door and lead me to the room. She was a bit older, but had a very youthful slim body and large breasts. A bit too much make-up for me and her face was not what I am accustomed to at this place but she was sweet and soft and juicy. Very nice TS and some average to slightly above medium-hard massage. Very relaxing. Then the light touch and B2B massage. I had her lie down and tried sucking on her apparently natural breasts. This of course caused the "too sensitive" act on her part so I moved south for a light snack. this went well enough but she insisted on the usual entry position which is where I finished after much huffing and puffing. (I really need to get into shape!) She cleaned me up and we chatted for a few minutes even as she shooed me out the door. What was strange was I never saw mamasan (ahjima?) or anyone else. YMMV.

Stay safe,

af

 

[lduncan00]

Ok, so let me get this straight:

If I say "he is among us", then does that mean I am he? If I say "the sleeping bag among us", that means I am a sleeping bag? If I say "the children among us", then that means I am a child? 'Us' is not a word that signifies inclusion relative to the subject of a sentence; it merely signifies the inclusion of the speaker/author in a group. That group does not need to be the same entity as the subject of the statement. "Most senior among here", my friend, is what is bad grammer. Just say it to yourself three times, and you will agree. Now, lets end this squabble, and get back to the reviews, if you please.

Selah!

 

[anlibeth2000]

CPHC/Yong - glued rainbow colored eye-leashes - my best experience

 

[Pompal 09.]

I've been trying to see Cindy but looks like they are closed until the weekend.

 

[maruu]

I agree Lax:

I was very impresed with the effort you generated for LARS, you can't compare SW, Escorts or AMP's with the same system. There are not many Asian SW unless you go to Hawaii, British Columbia, Philipines or Thailand. I did see quite a few in Amsterdam, but here on the east coast we are f**ked.

Thanks for the LARS

Big Red

 

[JoshuaEvanss]

This is exactly the type of person I have posted about on other boards that we long time hobbiests bare responsibility for. We share information with people like Shonenknife who do not care about the hobby or the girls but cares only about himself.

We then have to make sure when we visit the ladies we take extra care of them tip them well and treat them well because we have allowed information to go to guys like this. We can not monitor the info when we put it out there, once told it is told and other people like this poster can use and may not be great people, they may be just this selfish.

Why use code? To make it harder for the likes of you. Not to make it harder for LE, they know everything. There are far more sites and places for cops to get intel then here. Nothing here has ever been used in a court. It is only at best used to determine where is the best place for an UC to go so they can make a bust, if the UC comes in the spa, the mamasan and girl need to be on their job and make sure they do not offer services they shouldn't.

What Shonenknife said about torrent downloads tells us 1 thing about him, he is what the internet calls a Leecher, someone who takes without giving. The internet is full of them, and usually they know that it is unwelcome and usually keep quiet. Thankfully he is one who decided to announce that he is a leecher in life and now we know on here at least where we stand with him.

Long time hobbiests and mongers know we are accountable for those in the hobby who are not good for the hobby. So take extra good care of the girls you see because you might have just followed a visit by Shonenknife.

 

[Raynee Daiz]

I did not see Coco.
Sara is shorter than Ruby has a bit of meat on her body unlike Ruby, has short hair , seems younger than either Angie or Suzie.
Speaks english well.
Went thru the motions and was smiling and appreciative at the end.
Seniors PM for details.

Loopy de Loop
The monger woolf

 

[Pompal 09.]

Something isn't making sense, as previous poster said it was closed until today. Was it open on what day?

 

[zxcvbnm]

Went there yesterday. My fave was busy and the mamasan said "15 minute", which in my experience means "somewhere under 45 minutes". (If she says a "couple minutes" then that's sometimes truer.)

I chose a lady whose name sounds like carmel. Very pretty, very sweet. Long straight hair and beautiful eyes. Small breasts and rather wide butt for an AMP girl, but I liked it. Nice TS and massage. Offered a good variety of extras, but she wasn't enthusiastic so I chose Human Resources. I should have declined even that, as her mind seemed to be elsewhere the whole time. I was pretty dang tired, almost lifeless, so it's possible she was responding to my lackluster demeanor.

If someone else has a good experience with her, I'd like to know.

Face – 9
Body – 7
TS – 8
Attitude - 6

 

[veraks]

That is a bucket list item, like doing Japanese twins in that Austin Powers movie. Better in imagination than reality. Still, I did it once, checked the list, and moved on. You ought to try it once, as well.

 

[ChrisWodja]

Sorry, but is the standard now house fee PLUS 1.6? Or 1.6 including house fee? I haven't been in DC in a couple of months, but it had been house fee (0.6), plus $ for a long time.

Thanks.

 

[merrina_mals]

Sun Spa, maybe what? Four years ago. Long gone.

 

[Girl dreamer]

I guess I don't know how senior status works. Do you have to post GOOD posts, or is just by number. Of course, once you have achieved senior, your post count goes up with each one. Like this one, for example. But it is a legitimate curiosity.

 

[Cris]

Massive Kudos to the small horse! Hope your guys win the Super Bowl (yes, I made an assumption there, sorry if I'm incorrect). Let me guess, did the phrase sound something like' "Sarang Haeyo?"

Knew I could smell a [post=495235]bullshit post[/post] when I read it... No offense to the author, but please get your facts straight before posting news like this,

I'd like to see a show of hands of how many of you chose NOT to go to Sun this week because of board hystaria. If your hand is raised, you are now a wiser man. If your hand is not raised, and you went to Sun but did not review your findings.... Is the word "leach" too harsh, or should I use "asshole" ???

And to the unnamed monger who went and PM'd me the truth when I started raising hell, you are absolved.

LoveLOS

Trashman created a LOT of them...

 

[KRISTIE]

Water is out...so we'll be without sunshine for a couple days...

 

[leah5302003]

Great post, man! You were determined, it seems, and were rewarded for your efforts. Good job. Now if only other newcomers would show the same level of tenacity, instead of pming for info, then we would all be happy.

Selah!

 

[iuli]

Hey guys,

What's going on? Well I have never visited an AMP before but am really looking forward to it. I am having a hard time understanding some of the acronyms used in the room but I suppose I'll learn them sooner or later. When you guys are talking about positions are you actually getting the "goodies"? How much is the up front cover, and the tip normally cost? So walking in with everything included how much will I have paid? Thanks everybody for your understanding, sorry I sound so ignorant but can't wait to get out there and see what it's all about!

C

 

[Jenn]

Went back to the place off 28, nice lady, had seen her before.

Actually turn out to be an hour and a half. I left HAPPY! Just got back from the place! Sexy leggs, rather cute, not a spinner, bout 135lbs, 5ft 4.