Massage Parlor Reports

[ELIZABETH C]

Uhm, being more expensive, I never said that. I said I think $180 is expensive. They said $30 for 30 minutes, but I've always asked for an hour. And yes, I have been with Sugar 2 times, but when I went back the 2 other times, I asked for sugar, and they said she was on vacation, and this was a week, week and a half ago they said shes on vacation. I got Bebe when they said Sugar was on vacation, and then I visited again and got Mia, which I think Mia is the best so far. Never been with Susie, or seen her.

 

[Carolyn]

I did an informal survey this morning. As of ten-thirty, the following were closed--Royal, Happiness, Gold, Green Court, Supra, and 1413.

Rio and M Street (3rd floor) were open. I am told M Street is an avoid at all costs place, anyway.

I did not check IHC.

I sense a seismic shift, a sea change if you will. The old days may be over. Downtown, Sun, Ginza (my ATF) and the type of service and provider you would get, alas.

I miss Marion Barry, I can't believe this would have happened on his watch.

Without starting trouble, I wonder if some of the more explicit info. here hurt or not. I remember on the old Big Dog board, years ago, an "Operation Dumbass" as it later was called, was a set up for a bust done right there on the board. It effectively closed the Waldorf scene.

Doesn't matter now.

 

[Subhas]

What is the point in arguing about this?

Let it go!

JJ

 

[Trekinsinia]

Don't quit your day job.

 

[puppy]

Monger and Whoremonger are two seperate and distinct words as shown by the definations we both posted.

But, it makes no difference anyway what anyone says here so if someone wants to continue to be just...WRONG, that is fine with me.

JJ

 

[yap955]

Dang, you painted a pretty bad picture there S.H. My sick and feeble mind cannot take that gross stuff LOL

on a comparison note.. AMPS in DC are still a good bargain compared to Howard County. According to my friend who happens to be a Howard County AMP owner, the owners have got together and are now charging $70 for 45 minutes even though they advertise and hour. The 45minutes will be shortened to 20 minutes when busy. Table Showers are going to be a thing of the past as many of them have been forcibly removed by HoCo inspectors!
Think about it...you give your own stand up shower, most of the time your shortened time will be 20 mins instead of an hr, and they are all older providers in their 40's and 50's. HOCO or DC...let me see...I think DC!

 

[MarshaMarsha]

I spend most of my time in the OC, but was in town for business. Thought I would look and see what is good and found out that 14k wasn't to far from where I was. I went at around 730p and they were pretty busy. I had to wait for 30 min. While I was waiting the mms came in and did the TS for me. I think because she knew I was waiting. After 10 of waiting after the shower she came in again and started the massage herself. Now, I have to tell you. Her massage was VERY good! She did it for about 15-20 min. And then said that the girl would be right in. A few minutes later, Mimi came in and started a light massage. Was okay. But I was glad I got the other one from the mms. She then asked what I wanted and I asked for a BJ. She waited for the donation then left and came back to start. She started with me on my stomach then continued with me on my back. Lightly touching me all over with her hands. I noticed that she kept looking at the time. Eventually she started with the cbj and eventually finished with a HJ.

Overall, I was very happy with the experience, but wish I would have seen someone else. I am very happy for this site, because when I travel abroad, it really helps in finding out where to go!

 

[Judas Rabbi]

Was back in DC last week and visitied 14K. Was told Young and Happy both on "Vacvation". Drew Miki--5-6 natural Cs, a bit this=ck but nice over all. Good TS and recieved a good hard neck and back massage. Worked all the kinks out of me. had allready left the standard on the table. She started with light massgae and used her hiar to brush lightly all over. thia swas followed by breasts rubbed all over (No AR). Flipped and exchanged meals (lots of moaning). Started in the Mish and had a nice suprise, she clamped down hard enough to squeeze good. Continued with K9 and finished aafter a few. Over all:

Massage 8
Body 7
Service 8
Attitude 8

Would repeat--have fun--Stay safe

Crew Dawg

 

[Urahara]

Agree completely with your assessment on Hana...and the Kegels (spelling?) you've gotta love them! If there's anything that can turn an average session into a memorable one (without surprise visits from other therapists, abduction by aliens, etc.), that's it. And no...that manly one in the ad was not Hana...although I wish the cute girl on top was there!

 

[BC13MF]

Sunshine's service was off the charts, as was Windy, who is now Jin. Is Cindy of the same level?

 

[Jabril]

I went to H&H for the first time on Friday and for the 2nd time on Saturday.

Needless to say, I liked it a lot.

You walk in without buzzing in which is a bit weird and the ladies were in an office so I could have just walked around to my heart's content. So that was a weird thing.

A white girl with reddish hair greeted me and, while she was attractive, she was not my style so I asked for a Hispanic woman and got Kathy. Older but very fit and attractive and friendly. 1.5 instead of the usual 1 like at an AMP but still pretty good. Great massage too.

You're not rushed there which is nice. The room I got was big with an adjoining room with a shower which was nice so I could shower off afterwards as well.

2nd day I got another Hispanic woman and it was even better in some ways.

The place has a room with a hot tub but it was busy at the time I arrived. I called first the second time which is probably a smart thing.- I don't think the ladies stay on site but are rather "called into service" when you get there.

Eventually my Asian Fever will kick back, but for now I'm intrigued by this place and will repeat.

 

[Nostromo]

Hi Guys,

Thanks for the information and research. Allow me to give my credentials up front, since Newbie slamming seems to be an art form here.

I lived in DC for about 10 years but had not discovered the spa scene until moving to Boston. Since then I make it to DC about a half dozen times a year and usually try to get some relaxation while in town. Although I have tried a few over the years, I finally settled into DT because it is near where I stay, plus I like to warm up in Archibalds. Plus, and this is a big plus, I have never been ripped off at DT. Never been ripped off anywhere, but that is a frequent concern of taking my clothes off in a foreign land. Also, I knew DT had a TS, and I love that.

More credentials. I am a strip club guy and post frequently on alt.sex.strip.clubs, including fs and other fun activities. Years ago I posted on a now defunct tampa board, and I believe that Drew Park was a regular there. Either that or I recognize his handle from *********. Got a lot of early spa recon from ********* by the way.

Anyway. Headed to Sun based on the consensus of this board. For first timers, it is a bit hard to find. It is actually slightly around the corner and there is no street number, but there is the telltale doorbell.

Walked up the stairs, ugly mamasan. Seemed to be only one therapist on duty at 10:00 pm. Couldn't tell. Her name was "Honey", naturally. Lovely girl , some english. Standard fare, standard price. TS was very attentive to all the good parts, and frankly I love that. Wish that more therapists would understand how important that is.

Back to the room, very complimentary of everything I had to offer, mediocre massage, good body to body massage, good preliminary attention to detail. Lovely FS, was over very quickly, with her in a crouch above me.

All in all, a typical good experience. I was surprised at one reviewer who said they had fixed the place up. Seemed pretty dingy to me. I actually would love to find someplace that actually was clean and bright and modern and looked legit. There was a nonasian place near boston that tried to look legit (Matrix), but no TS. One other comment. She disappeared with the donation for something like 5 minutes or more. Kind of killed a lot of the build up she had worked so hard on (heh heh, he said hard on).

Thanks guys.

 

[Pompal 09.]

Ya,
check the No Va forum for Alexandria Bro.
http://www.massageplanet.net/forum/forumdisplay.php?f=713

 

[Haung Pnong]

I had the chance to be in DC last week and thought that I would go to what use to be my fav spot in the sun. No more CoCo who was #1 but, there was a very pretty Jennifer who took very good care of me. Man do I envy you DC guys with so much action available, unlike the Baltimore area. I would rate her as straight 8''s across the board and. I got to come here again soon to see her again, since she said she will be here only for the month.

 

[Linda Lu]

"I would love to find a very pretty girl who provides BBBJ and a good massage. Preferably close to the Huntington Metro and less than 200 bucks for 1 hr."

Wouldn't we all....

 

[Kynndra]

"Had an experience identical to Ginger Man (I consider him my brother as we share so many women in our lives)."

Hey! Not with my wife you don't!

Just kidding. Lilly, by the way, is the universal age of all providers. 29.

 

[Marinoska]

The Amp closures of 2009.......Remember?

One year later............ Seems as though history is repeating itself again.

 

[rpeg]

I'm not sure why you posted the same thing on both the DC and Balt forums without posting in MoCo. But yes, Rockville, and MoCo in general, has been dead for a very long time.

 

[Shanshannon]

I agree with Luther and I'm sure with everyone else who respects these ladies.

Change your handle immediately!

 

[parkermbg]

Last week I got invited to an all orange party. Well I don't have much orange in my wardrobe so I had to go find an outfit to wear. Me being a somewhat fashion conscious guy I knew I had to find a cute chick to help me find an outfit that'll catch eyes. So off I go to the southern most eastern end of the city. Got to the outfit and was let in. They asked to take my measures, no measures I know my sizes, let's just get right to it. Now the chick helping me was slim, on the very very petite side. Something I DON'T like, I prefer voluptuous women, but I'ma good sport. At this point it was late and I had to find something to wear so I said, oh well you'll do. Skipped the formalities and picked an outfit and a dressing room. In the dressing room she "helped" me out of my clothes and worked out my "kinks" so I could look buffed in my shirt. That was so-so, she then noticed a bulge below my beltline and proceeded investigate that for a few minutes. She's a very "thorough" investigator. Next up was the mission to finish getting dressed. That didn't take long as I was in a rush and even though the sales lady was nice, she just didn't have that same manner I like from other stores. Will I be back, I don't know, but it served the purpose. I got my outfit and made the party.