Massage Parlor Reports

[Ashleypink]

I would love to find a very pretty girl who provides BBBJ and a good massage. Preferably close to the Huntington Metro and less than 200 bucks for 1 hr. Am I asking too much?

 

[T. Le]

I am flying to dc this weekend do we have a list of amps in dc and locations. Also if you want to PM me on your suggestion I would appreciate.

thanks

 

[Lovely:)]

you can still get anything you want. If you expand your territory from NoVa to Charm City, it is still out there.

If you act right, if you get known by a place or a specific provider, and if you are willing to pay a reasonable price, it is there.

I believe experienced hobbyists know this. For obvious reasons, you can't put anything important on the board right now, it is too dangerous and it is reckless.

As for me, please don't ask, I won't tell, but go out there and look.

 

[Truth]

Kyoto Spa in Columbia.

Anyone got any info on this?

http://dc.backpage.com/BodyRubs/best-asian-massage-spa-ktoto-_new/3282496

 

[HeavyNinja92]

Tales of the DC AMP's demise are greatly exaggerated. CoCo of Asian Mist is my new ATF. I recommend her highly.

 

[Johannes]

So I'm a newbie to the whole concept of AMPs, about to turn 21, heard about them, been curious, but been too broke to ever do anything about my curiousity. And now well that's different. So basically, is there anyone that can help me out with some info? I. E good establishments, girl recommendations, locations, general process for things to go smoothly, general tips, etc.

And yes I know "RTFF", I tried that, I spend all day at work looking at a computer screen as is, just want to see if theres anyone who can help me out via private message, so I can save myself some time and aggrevation, and finally go and have myself a pleasant AMP experience.

Thanks in advance to anyone who's actually willing to help me out.

 

[fantabulousfatima]

Thanks for the post. My experiences are the rates are always higher for some reason. Thanks for the post and info.

 

[Eric Davidson]

Not sure. . . I haven't been out in a while. Someone else will have to confirm that one based on description.

 

[Mia Maxima Culpa]

I was itching after reading Coco's review. I took a cab to Gold during lunch time. The unfortunate happened as they did not buzzed me inside. I didn't wait long, fearing the next person might come along.

This was very unusual. Anyone else have the same treatment or am I the luck one?

Ian

 

[Ashley Ireland]

Their not the only ones. I was informed once they're able to put a face with a screen name they will refuse service to that particular individual.

 

[keani]

I'm in the same boat. Very rarely do I actually SEE another monger. Hear on the other hand is a different story. Usually it's the bed hitting the wall, and some one screaming or moaning.

On the way in/out is the only time I've ever encountered someone and it was witl a smile I was greeted; I smiled back and kept moving.

Be Safe out there.

Cabbie!

 

[Tinesha</3]

The little Japenese/Korean girl who worked at Soo Goung and HWC in Virginia was famous for the alcohol wash. She rubbed some on my balls one time and I went thru the ceiling.

 

[Carlie]

I like the safety of DC amps. Its something to consider.

 

[Courtney Thibodaux]

Can't find this on google...can someone please PM me with the location? Thanks!

 

[TANK]

Ok, great! You can confirm they are open...

How about some intel?

Van

 

[sally p]

Happen to drive by happiness tonight and lights were on and the padlock was gone, anyone know if they are back ?

 

[citrine_dream]

This review isn't very timely, but thought I'd add it anyway. Visited D. C. From Philly last November, RTFF, and decided to check out 1333 Connecticut because I felt it would be the easiest one to locate/get to from my hotel. Had a pleasant experience, although I unfortunately can't remember the name of the girl. She was a little on the big-boned side (seriously.- large framed, not fat), but super-friendly, good experience, all relatively standard. Non-rushed, wanted to cuddle after all was done. If/when I have the chance to visit D. C. Again, I would definitely consider going back. From what I can tell, the service and prices are very comparable between D. C. And Philly. PM if you are ever going to be in Philly and I can provide recommendations.

 

[Pompal 09.]

You are such an obvious Nub, that I will comment on this inane rambling, even though my instincts are to just let it drop. If you Had bothered to RTGDFF, you would note that the Local members here, and not a no posting history first timer, have agreed that specific detail does not help the cause. If you really want to brag, please do it somewhere else. I realize that your are probably the greatest lover this side of the Mississippi, and all the little AMP chickies just drool all over themselves if they get a shot at having you! We don't need you here, dumping on our parade. Jackson is pretty lenient about letting the boards run themselves, and he would certainly not comment (or at least I don't think he would) on the LE interest of one post or another. If you want to run to him about ill treatment you got here, then be my guest.
My message to you is drop the specifics. If your ego is such that you must review, then review, leave the graphic details for your wet dreams, not here. You can describe anything you want to without describing sick-bird activities that you are guilty of -- along with whoever you were with. The world has changed since this summer, so please acknowledge it.
As for the personal attack, I don't do the AMP scene any more, due in large part to indiscriminate posting by those who do NOT understand the situation here ... Therefore your allegations that I am "keeping all the good ones to myself" is just plain ignorance.

Stay safe
AM

 

[Smokie Bear]

What is your usual offer for 2X?

Tofer

 

[Just a girl]

There was a place on K Street NW, perhaps in the 1200 block, that had white college girls in white coats, and a bubbly jacuzzi. I believe they were two floors up from an International Youth Hostel retail outlet, and had a big (steamy) picture window on the third floor facing north onto K Street. As I recall, it closed about 22 years ago. "American" was (if memory serves) in the name.