Massage Parlor Reports

[Pompal 09.]

Joe,

You are breaking one of the unwritten rules of AMPs. DO NOT post the providers pics. Clothed or nude doesn't matter! No posting means no posting.

Peace and stay safe

 

[Meahgan]

I have stayed away from the SPA's for a while but would like to venture back out. I used to go to OK Spa on Wisc ave. I have not seen a review for a long while on the place. Is it still open? What is the line up like if its still open.

Thanks

LegalEagle

 

[filosfer]

Reading this post put a smile on my face! Yes...This Spa was a true Classic! Indeed, Mamasan was a true spinner..

 

[Jennie]

Now LEO going to be all over orange >_

 

[lausanne massage]

There's definitely a Hispanic girl named Daniela at H&H, at least according to reviews. I haven't seen her, though, so can't confirm for you.

 

[Memphis]

Tried some gold rings on, left after two only wanted one. Went to place, in my dream my first was Co-Co. Not very attractive, eyes shaped wrong. Round face, enhancedm and old appearing outfit on. Immediately began to question me about my experience, mentioned 5 old and 5 new spa. The Heavy Upsell began 1. 8 hell no 1. 6 no way 1. 4 look lady I know how much fs isok I do everything on menue for 1. 2. Back to usual far, I am already pissed and not ever not to ts. A 4 on this, back to room, 5 on drying she starts complaining "you too big. " do hand job. I jump up ask for another girl she say Ok I do everything. At mish touch breast they sensitive. Go down to daty, and clean but no responst, she kept trying to position for riming. I knep rocking her back. This was not working, and my pit bull was nolonger excited. I settled for hand job, but even this with me fighting to keep her as out of my face, I stuck my thumb in it. She leaves room and brings in the lovely BeBe WOW now while Co-Co continued with 25 min hand job BeBe sat on face. Gougous box, and tasty. Doing th etitty sweep over entire body. Became hard again, they said I could have bebe for 60. I had only bought in 180, gave the 20 to bebe, told her I would ask forher next time. Summary, CoCo upsells, is full of shit, does not want to be touched, andwant to control you 1. 6 4/4: BeBe is into it very sexy will just daty this time but did not display any of CoCo bad habits. This was 3pm

Saturday the place was empty.

 

[baby face]

Well, maybe she's not quite up to Shakespeare, but I had a nice visit with Rose at 1413 today. Cute - a little too made up- but nice body and very nice service. I could quibble about details, but nice personality, long hair and pretty good all around. She is petite, which I like. The most attractive I have seen in town in quite a while.

 

[gummybear]

She smiled of course. She was already given more than enough...and she answered my smile with her own. To be honest, she may not have even looked until after she got back to her room.

Oh - And, I think it's ironic that a girl from the 4th floor was asking for a review. The last two or three superstars (since their reopening) were pushed out because of the positive reviews and the repeat customers. I heard from multiple sources on both sides that their "policy" was that if a girl got too popular, she had to go as she was stealing business away from the other, less spectacular girls.

That's why the superstars weren't there long - at the 4th floor anyway...too much business...not too little.

Who am I referring to as superstars? Mickey & Tara were two of them. Man, I'd love to see either of them again...

 

[Mickey K]

Greetigns Gents,

Internatioanl and Natioanl AMP Monger in training....just relocated from Atlanta been doing stuff in Baltimore, Greenbelt and now DC since I live in Northern VA along with some Thai EROS girls. I stumbled upon this place (Golden Nails Nails Massage and Waxing at 517 H Street N.W) after reading reviews from Erotic MP Reviews I had to check out the statements about .. Sixty Dollar BBBJCIM. I will say I was satisfied..Senior Members PM me for more details.

Lisa is old probably close to 50 with baby fat but she does a good of pleasing and suck me dry. So, I paid $40.00 for half hour which turned into one hour and fifthteen minutes because she had to leave several times. THere is only a curtain separting you from the normal business.

To not affect their legit main business please be discreet when you go there and dont be demanding or expecting too much if they are busy with nail customers. Given this is china town I'm not sure the true customers or timeing of them. I went one hour before closing time so they had no customers. Hours are 10AM to 8PM Mon - Sat

My only problem with this location is the homeless, beggars and people sitting on the doorsteps that are down right scary. A old woman kept screaming at me for money...If she said Hey one more I would have said Yo No Habla Ingles, Senora.. I may repeat if these prices don't come down in this area $80.00 is just crazy for hour at the AMP but I guess I'm not down south anymore....Lisa gave an okay massage I was there for the reviews only not the massage. One Benjamin Franklin for about 45 minutes of super fun and left feeling good. Warning, she does have a small mouth. She takes instructions well despite her limited english. She is sweet and kept hugging me as I left and was using her translating mini-machine to ask me many questiosn about my backgroud and who I was and to make her feel comfortable I showed her my work id and passport. Afterwards, she kept telling me my body and parts were super nice.I guess that was the mental fuck afterwards to keep me "cumming" back...LOL!

Cheers Gents

 

[nomoreskyline]

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[veronica]

I had a brief interaction with Amanda Hess. She tows the politically-correct line in thinking that "massage parlors" = "human trafficking". The underlying (incorrect) assumption is that no woman would sell sexual services without being forced. It's a peculiarly American viewpoint.

I challenged her to find anything useful / relevant on google about "human trafficking", and she responded stupidly. But she didn't actually read any of the links, that was painfully obvious.

Here's what you should keep in mind: the media controls the media. If the author of a story has a viewpoint, you can be assured that the author will pick and choose citations in support of that viewpoint. You are helpless against that. Your contributions will be edited and you WILL be quoted out of context. Guaranteed.

For example, here's a typical massage parlor bust story, as it appears in the media:

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Police in so-and-so jurisdiction busted XYZ massage parlor and arrested X people. Jane Doe #1 (age 45) , Jane Doe #2 (age 37) , and Jane Doe #3 (age 35) were arrested for solicitation.

Jimmy Bob from the Prostitution Is Bad International Human Rights Organization said "Thank God another massage parlor has been shut down. So many teenagers are forced into this work, it makes my heart bleed". He went on to state that many massage parlors are "fronts" for forced prostitution.

[insert heart-breaking irrelevant story about teenager here]

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Me again. So you see, in the public's mind,"massage parlor" = "human trafficking". No one reads these things with a critical eye, they just say "cluck-cluck, glad those bastards got busted" and turn the page, or click the next link, or whatever.

Remember, the media is a business and they need to get readers and make a profit. They are far more interested in selling their stuff than revealing the "truth".

Disclaimer: I know human trafficking occurs. I've seen it. But massage parlors (usually) aren't it.

 

[Musicluver]

Thanks, that was a fascinating read. It reminds me of a historical museum I visited in a large, mid-western city on the Great Plains. They even seemed to brag about their wild west past and how P4P was rampant in their city over 100 years ago. Of course, P4P was technically illegal, but the city used the "fines" from P4P busts to generate revenue to provide city services and expand the city infrastructure. Funny, the same places were "busted" time after time, but were never shut down until "modern" times. Negative progress for sure, as you can't find a single AMP in that city today.

 

[Pompal 09.]

Note that I updated the CL ad Link hereOur [post=356389]archived address[/post] for Therapy @ M is on the third floor and the old ICM was on the second floor:
Therapy @ M
1829 M st NW, 3rd floor
Washington, Dc
(202)887-1179

ICM
1829 M st NW, 2nd floor
Washington, Dc
(202)955-9060

Great review Coney...

LL

 

[Bethany]

Not to condone your choices, however one reason that she may feel this way has to do with studies that have suggested that semen has an anti-depressant effect for the female partner.

http://www.shortnews.com/start.cfm?id=21561
http://www.newscientist.com/article/dn2457.html

 

[Melody]

You were infected about a year ago and you are just posting this now. Interesting link that you provided though... Seems pretty benign and more interesting is how you can contract it (taken from the link you provided):

"How do people become infected with the molluscum virus?

The virus that causes molluscum is spread from person to person by touching the affected skin. The virus may also be spread by touching a surface with the virus on it, such as a towel, clothing, or toys. Once someone has the virus, the bumps can spread to other parts of their body by touching or scratching a bump and then touching another part of the body. Molluscum can be spread from one person to another by sexual contact.

Although the virus might be spread by sharing swimming pools, baths, saunas, or other wet and warm environments, this has not been proven. Researchers who have investigated this idea think it is more likely the virus is spread by sharing towels and other items around a pool or sauna than through water. "

Maybe you went to a pool this summer?

Van

 

[Carla Rawr]

Hello to all in the forum!

Been around the hobby for a long time, but new to the forum.

One of my friend told me about this board. Finally decided to sign on.

I wish I had known about this board several years ago, when I first moved to the east coast. I wouldn't have waisted so much money and time in MD. It probably would have saved me at least 25 to 30 sessions, from bad places and attendants! LOL.

This forum is awesome! Plenty of intel great fairytales.

Some of the fairytales were the best that I have ever read.

My buddy told me the rules of the forum! I won't ask for anything, unless I can give first. I did notice, what he meant! I have seen that newbies either get ripped or simply ignored. I just hope that I didn't write anything, that would cause anyone to rip me? But, it's cool even if you do.

I'm gonna take some time to RTFF. So that I can start reviewing some intel soon myself. Of course, in the proper manner.

 

[wish~]

Ok. After lurking and reading a lot (and being back from a recent trip to FLA) I'm posting my first review. Hope this meets everyone's standards.

Got antsy at work the other day and slipped into a dream. I found myself walking by a place near Dupont that was on the 4th floor with an address that ended in a 3.

Met a ROSE at the door. In several other dreams, I met a COCO. But she is no longer in the dreams. 1st time ROSE has been in a dream. Nothing to brag about, but nothing to walk out on. Taller then most, bigger jacks, but just a little flabby for my spinner tastes.

Std jackson spread on the table so she knew the deal. TS was decent, all the standard action there. No mouthwash.

Headed back the room and it was actually a much better and longer massage that I've ever had in a dream before there. I had been getting some short times the past few times there. So I was happy abotu this.

After the flip, I got standard CBJ, and she was good and slurpy. She demonstrated excellent skills by taking it all in. A nice feat of skill I had not seen in a while. After that was over. I got thrown into the mish. No CG or RCG. She was not interested in that manuever. Since that was all I was going to dream about. I started to wake up.

Nice little GFE afterwards, but I'm not down with that too much. After I wake up, I usually want to be out.

ROSE
Face 6
Body 6
Massagi 8
TS 7
Tude 8
Main Event 7
Overall 7
Repeat - I'd prefer an upgrade next time, but would not walk out either...since MMV, I'd see her again and let her try to improve her score.

IH97

 

[Legionnaire Hooch Monster]

When in Rio, ask for room five, at the end of the hall on your right as you walk in. It is the biggest room, so you can say, "The big room, number 5," and point back over your shoulder (assuming you have not turned around since entering).

Bebe, Coco and Mimi are good names anytime in any K-AMP, otherwise checking a recent amp index for your spa should help. There is a link to those indexes in the "reviews of Distinction in DC" thread.

LL

 

[supbludawg]

RM:

For the record, I want Girl A's referenced girls who are skinny with large breasts (natural preferred).

Van

 

[HandsAbove]

My money goes down on #3