Massage Parlor Reports

[xXaliciaXx]

Didn't mean to cause a stir.

Anyway, went to see my fave again at 1413. Nothing to say that I haven't said before. Will definitely be back, but I'm starting to pine for Ruby so I might detour a bit first.

 

[Dana1981]

I was around today and happened to be hitting Google pretty hard...found this

http://www.usdoj.gov/usao/nys/pressreleases/November07/koreantraffickingconvictionpr.pdf

and that

http://www.humantrafficking.org/updates/410

Still going through withdrawal. I guess I have to find a squeeze.

Cabbie!

 

[BDS]

Haven't been to an AMP since Aug 05 (my review is in the VA forum). Was once a 3/month man. But the wife's away and I've got my 8 jacksons (old guy term) ready to go. Since I only have this one shot I need your assistance in getting it right. My humble requests: Kinda like the older providers; want at least a 50 minute visit; a decent 30 minute massage; no provider with a hard-core NY NY attitude; provider waits until after session for tip; FS not essential; don't need a GFE but sure would like some general friendliness/playfulness; needs to be within 4 blocks of Metro. Of course I will be a first-time customer and don't want any "not clean down here" or "we don't do that here" surprises (see I still remember some stuff). I've read all the posts in the DC forum but want some quick thoughts. PM if necessary.

Thanks

 

[BettaFan]

I read on CL about a place on Ontario St. NW Washington DC. Has anyone visited there? It's listed as Latin House. Write back if you have any experience or if it's and LE set up.

 

[Jo Momma]

I don't give a damn if it is Miss Korea or Miss Universe providing the services! NO pussy is worth more than $100 - $150 to hit and it will be a much longer time before I shell out that kind of money for it!

The prices are controled by the demand for the services and if you with the deep pockets keep inflating prices then sooner or later the standard will be forced up.

So DO NOT DO IT! If you have so much money to burn then you should go after some of the "porn stars" that show up from time to time and give them the $1,000 to $2,000 per hour they demand.

While we all ARE horny we are NOT all rich like some appear to want others to think they are!

Another option for you Mr Moneybags would be to just take up the slack all on your own with a cash donation for no particular reason to the provider of your choice, just make it clear that the extra tip is NOT for services rendered!

OK - I am done raising hell now.

Peace!

JJ

 

[?My HeAD Is IN De ClOuDS?]

I remember looking out the window from the 3rd floor, at the cops policing the MCI center parking lot. Looking so tough. Meanwhile I was in for a good time, simply waiting for her to return. Or looking out from the 2nd floor, down to the street watching the folks eating from the massageplanete on the corner, hiding in the trash room, waiting for something.

I truly miss the girls, the fun, the service. The visit to the VIP room was the best! I think they all have a VIP room, it's all how you say things, or what you bring with you (the gifts I get slammed for). Chocolate worked at Sun. Lately nothing seems to work. But anyway. It's nice to dream again.

Cabbie!

PS I also miss the punch card from Sun, I still have mine, one punch short. Damn!

 

[~Stormy~]

Hi,

This is a no-contest. Thailand wins in every possible way. I think there are much more Koreans in the business outside of the country than in Korea itself. Thailand is the absolute candy store for mongerers. Philippines comes second.

C

 

[E-ma]

Seems yellow fever gets worse in the crappy weather. Well, last night I hopped in my glass bottom cruiser and headed down to 14K. It was I guess about 9 PM when I got there. Place was dead, which I thought was good (at least for me). I was ushered into the second room from the end on the left. Someone was 'busy' in another room because I could hear her taking it like a champ.

I sit and start to take my shoes off and ***** comes in and helps me out of what I had left on. So off to the shower we go. Water was good and hot. That's relaxing in itself. Good cleaning the whole way around.

Next I sit in the sauna for maybe 5 minutes enjoying a cool bottle of water. Back to the room, face down she starts with my back, hard-soft-hard-soft. It was heaven. Next she moves down paying attention to everything.

Flip and there she is in her birthday suit. She's not a small girl but not fat either. Nice boobies and GRRRREAT ass.

She immediately starts working the man. Next she wants to switch with me and I oblige. Next, I get a wide view of the target and I move in. She puts her feet onto my back and we're off to the races. For only 3 road sodas I keep it going for a while. Bing. Bang. Boom, we're done and I'm over the fever.

Initially I asked her name and she said something low and quick. At the end I ask her how to spell her name and she shrugs and says Lauren. So say L-a-u-r-e-n and she smiles. So I really don't know what's up with that but that's ok.

I would recommend her, she's perky and nice. Very soft skin. Very trim kitty and nice nice boobs.

Standard price and tip. We need to keep the prices low. In some other areas the prices are going up. Like $300 a shot. Let's keep the girls happy and keep the prices low!

That's it.

Cabbie!

 

[Natichia]

I had to go back for some more Cocoa/Koko. I get there and I was surprised she remembered me and the day I was there last week. Nice touch.

The shower was very relaxing and THOROUGH! She soaped up her index finger. I am not sure what I think of that. I tried to relax...

Back in the room she was playful and flirty. She says, "I have an idea. This time you massage me." I reply, "I am not as good as you are!" She replies, "That's OK. You just rub and touch it will be just fine."

I like the warm, playful, flirty approach. Relaxes me and puts me at ease. She is 137 lbs. About 5'5 - 5'6''. 34B with large, thick nipples. She has a tight body for a 30 something. Once again I received an exceptional back and leg massage. I was very active Sunday afternoon and Monday morning so this massage was very much enjoyed.

When we got started she did something I never experienced, outside of a Doctor's office, before. She put on a latex glove, lubed it up and inserted it, gently, slowly, while she was giving me a BBBJ. (Quick disclaimer. The doctor would insert the gloved finger only to check me for hemmorhoids. She never gave me a BBBJ ) I felt weird about that. I could not get comfortable or fully erect while she was probing me. Anyone else get weirded out when an AMP does this to you? Eventually she stopped, I got hard, then we did RCG, Mish, DS, then Mish again. I could not finish off. I was covered in sweat from slammin' her, the mattress was hangin' off, total chaos. I say in desperation, "I can't come." Without the slightest bit of hesitation or annoyance she stands up, removes the condom, pumps her hand full of lubricant, and puts "the glove" back on. I am desperate to cum so I do not protest. She stands with her ass facing me and starts rubbing and probing me. She turned the light up a little too. Eventually her bottom ends up on my face. She tasted sweet. I was licking everywhere and she appeared to enjoy it. Especially when I toungued her pacific rim. Within minutes I came. It was awesome. Totally spent and covered in sweat.

When I leave she playfully says, "You go into overtime. You fired."

See you next time sweetie!

 

[Stagnant Wishes]

Yes its wrong, its like you are wishing cancer on yourself.

 

[Dakota J]

Well for once I have to agree with Sleazebum!! Don't kid yourselves into believing that more money will improve the girls. Hell, some of the real 20 something spinners that have been around don't stack up to the performance of the more experienced women. Like any profession, you choose standard of living not just pay. If the job sucks you will look for another no matter what you get paid. The reason for the lack of superior quality is the pressure here from LE. Perhaps you don't have to deal with it as much in other areas. As for price... For those of you who may indulge in other illicit activities, compare it to buying pot. There is a pretty set price among who you deal with. Sometimes it is great stuff. Sometimes it is not. No matter how much money you have at the time if better is not around it just isn't and you buy anyway.

Think about it, .6 house fee aside, 1.0 for in reality about 45 minutes of time. How many of us make $2.22 a minute? It's not a bad deal for them. On the job training. No student loans. No background checks to pass. Sure they paid and struggled to get out of the third world sh**hole they came from. They would have done that without the industry anyway.

Don't inflate prices with the thought that you will be better off for it. Don't do it out of feeling sorry either. If you do you are a sucker.

 

[RN2B]

oooh shit.

 

[#2 yankeesfan]

Hey Guys been there done that LOL. When I bang I mute the ringer on my phone. When you are my age it is hard enough to fuck, fucking and having a cell phone conversation is out of the question; however I have seen a few SW's accomplish that. LOL

Just my thoughts

Big Red

 

[Tay K]

Supposedly February is historically the least lucrative month of the year so I'm hoping that once the weather begins to warm up, a whole slew of hotties come back to DC. A bunch of (unrelated) busts and crackdowns have happened in Connecticut, New York (actually, they frequently get busted in NYC), Florida, and California. Perhaps DC will once again become the destination of choice.

Let's cross our fingers!

 

[Black Cat]

LOL. Sunday nights are slow and I heard it from the WHORSES mouth.

 

[Midnight River]

It's actually funny this was posted in D.C. After a brief stint working here. You know where. She went to 1818. Place in Washington.Still open? This is where the whole love affair (LOL) blossomed.

 

[Lover of Life]

Been awhile since I visited sun. So decided to take my chances. Went there on a quite slow night. Basically drew randomly what mamason brought me. This is the 4th mamason this year. I guess mamason rotate just as much as the girls LOL. Anyways I was greeted by Sasha. Beautiful face, very tiny figure (possibly under 90lbs), with enhance knockers. TS was decent cleaning all areas with mouthwash finish. Yall know what the means. Went back to the room and she says lets bypass massage and get it on. Aiight no problem. Began with light kissing and then into AR. Not the best but got me up. After a bit she insisted I turn over. Started with bs and then into some serious cbj. Then it was my turn to return the favor with daty. With soon became 69. After a few minutes it she was driving reverse cg. Then me into mish. To doggy and back to cg. She was fanastic but for some reason I just wouldnt blow my load. Ended up with HJ with my shit all over her face LOL. Hot towel and a cold coke followed. A quick massage followed that. And I dressed and left.

All in all very nice trip. Would definitely repeat. Was told only 3 girls working. And she has been there only 10 days. Good fellas hope this helps. Hope to get in another review by the end of this month.

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[Leka.D]

A healthy amount of suspicion is not bad. I'm sure some members here are LE. But the veterans on this board can confirm for you that I've never asked for any intel, nor do I intend to. In fact the only veteran I've messaged is LoveLOS, and I never asked him for any intel. The only other member I've messaged is a newbie called Max Billion (25 posts at the time of my typing this). He asked if "Nana" from my last dream was the same "Nana" at a few other locations. And the only thing I said was that she has the same hair as the "Nana" that he described in his message to me.

So I know you don't know me from jack, and it's all good if you suspect I'm LE. But you don't have to worry because I won't be asking for any intel. Like I've said before in one of my posts, I come here mainly to keep updated on closings and busts.

 

[joeben7]

Royal has had a change of women and the service is as fine as it ever was. Did you ever notice how busy some of those places are and yet how few posts there are?

 

[YA!]

I am turning 21 and I AM going to the bar, getting drunk, and finding myself a one night stand. But the thing is I've been doing all that for years now, and while I'm working on the threesome experience, I want to have the AMP experience atleast once just because that's the kind of person I am, I want to experience everything. I don't mind spending money, afterall I work 8hrs a day so I can spoil myself from time to time. I get laid enough without having to pay, but I'm in need of a massage so figured why not just go ahead and pay for AMP.