Massage Parlor Reports

[mahadi]

About a month ago, I returned to Golden Nails for my second visit. I had read here that she also offered oral, in addition to HJ, and I wanted to try it out. I was disappointed in her technique and would have been more satisfied sticking with the original approach.

In addition, while Lisa is very nice, I wish she had more actual massage skills.

Still, it is worth checking out.

 

[Kyle Vaughan]

Just do something like I ALWAYS do:

Put on an extra long sleep shirt, dirty white is the best color. Wrap a dirty towel around you head and wear a fake (or real) dirty beard. When they answer the door just yell out "Bush Akbar" and you will be good to go!

JJ

 

[jenerinlee]

Drove by the place, weird set-up, major thoroughfare in front, but discrete and back entrance. I would take a clunker car there and thats about it.

Might give it a try, just not as 'easy' as Green or anything downtown. Looks like there are only two shops open downtown, and one of those is just a rub and tug and the other I'm not going in because of bad reviews.

Streetscene is pretty much dead--sucks big time.

 

[lagaria]

If you scroll down a few posts to here: http://www.massageplanet.net/forum/showpost.php?p=540574&postcount=2673 You'll see a review from Any Mouse where he reviews a petite provider.

Be sure to review back with your experience!

 

[RBS]

Agreed! She has some nice headlights. Talk about an Oriental MILF.

 

[Helios]

I went in there a long time ago and left. I seem to remember a super high price structure, it felt like a ripoff.

That being said, I sure could be wrong. BC okay. Thanks in advance.

 

[luv2help]

Everything posted below is really good advice.

Except that I do not tip the manager cash at all, ever.

Once I find a place I like I may stop by a grocery store and buy a bag of oranges or clementines or something and give that to her as soon as she lets me in the facility.

I always makes sounds during the massage. Little grunts and soft moans when the specific parts are touched tells her she is doing a good job and is making me feel really nice.

I ALWAYS compliment her on her beauty! Even if she is not all that great looking it is wise to say something nice about her face, hair, and especially soft skin.

I seldom see the same girl more than once in a row. The only exception in fairly recent history was Sue who used to be at Sakura who was just perfect at everything! But, she disappeared after all the busts went down a while back.

When the house fee is more than $60 for the hour I always complain about it and tell them that forces me to reduce the tip for the girl. Once (and ONLY once) I was able to get the $80 session for $60. The session went very well but the next time I went I complained but the price did not go down.

Lastly - if anyone has any questions not covered in this batch of posting just post the question. Know that none of the girls in any of these places EVER does anything illegal so NEVER ask about such things.

If you are nice and tip properly you will get a wonderful massage or toning or stretching session where you can close your eyes and drift off into the fantasy land we all speak of here.

JJ

 

[M-Tri]

For Mr. Snipes and others - extra tip was requested, but refused. Good service was provided with a smile. Still irked me to be pushed as it diminished the dream. Nana is a lovely gal, with made in Korea boltons and a little extra tummy, and a very pretty smile. But I hope this is not part of a broader trend from other providers.

 

[Shelby. (:]

OK. Here. S the deal

Decided to enjoy some asian for lunch today. Hopped in the car and found myself going into the "ProVideo" building on Wisconsin Ave. Warming up today, very nice, almost clear sky, a few clouds.

On to business. Mamasan greets me and asks question #1. I gave her the name of June. Memory serves ok for this one. Then she asks me who I want. I ask who's working. She smiles and tells me to sit for a minute. She brings in a very nice package. Later to be known as Coco. Very nice upstairs as well as round back.

Very nice shower. Attention paid to all the right areas, lots of casual massaging with the soap. Plenty of hot water. Plenty of smiles. No hurry could be detected.

On to the sauna. This is where she decides to dry me off. Cool with me, nice and warm in the sauna. I chill for maybe 2 minutes and it's on to the room. Face down. Nice nice nice massage. Starting at my feet, moving up. Even pressure everywhere. Overall, one of the best massages I've had in a long time.

Flip. She surveys the situation and decides to dim the lights. On to the ME. The little man was seemingly checking out the sights. On to DATY. Nice, fresh. On to mish then we walked the dog. Damn incredible. I'm still smiling. Methinks I'll be smiling into tomorrow. I was helped into my coat and I left.

Attitude : 9
Service : 9
Body : 9 (I like boobs...)
Overall Experience : 9

Cabbie!

 

[Gringa_uno]

I learn this site from a news article a couple of months back resulting from a bust in Northern Virginia. Keep up the good work. Allow me to share my latest venture. I took one for the team. Don’t let my experience be in vain.

On Monday around 9 to 9:30 p.m., I decided to climb the four flights of stairs to 1333 Connecticut Ave. A girl opened the door. She had long straight hair, with below mediocre face, and skinny. I should have left but I didn’t. She escorted me to the room and left.

She returned and demanded the house pay from me. So I gave it to her. She said “Get undress,” and left again.

She came back and told me to lie down. I politely asked her for a shower. She said “No, the shower is broken. Fix two three days.” It’s was hot and I was sweating.

The possibility of them being open without running water is slim to none. Lazy! Lazy!! Lazy!!! I should have gotten dressed and left. But somehow I didn’t. So we settled for the towel treatment which last very brief.

She gave me a light massage. My shoulder was killing me so I asked her to focus on it. She said to me "tired" and gave the annoying look. I was surprised at her response. She asked what I wanted. I asked her how much. She said $150. I asked "For what." She said "Everything," but I didn't want everything. I didn't feel it with her so far.

I told her I wanted just a handshake. She said $100. I paid the ransom and suffered through the mechanical actions. This place only wants my money and offer no service. I vowed not to return to this dump.

 

[ghost89]

What kind of flame-type responses am I after? I may have inquired about a columbia spa in a dc board because there isn't a columbia board. Besides, I found the ad in the dc section of bp.

 

[Toss that Yeyo and Run]

Everything that the MasterMonger, LoveLOS writes is true except for a couple things.
1) Her name is Vicki-pronounced "Wicki"
2) She is a hardbody, quite firm and muscular.

Truly a sweetie, lots of fun.
Thanks for the tip, LL!

 

[Khaled]

Why can't the street scene AND the amp scene be good at the same time?

Good grief.

 

[skyle]

This is awesome, thanks for the hard work. I dont get to the DC area that much, so I can really use this.

 

[TheGrandOnion]

OK Sashimi. Let's hear how you think it works. Then we can all decide how much credence to give to what you say.

LexLuther

 

[Pho]

Enliven Therapy 8472-D Tyco Rd, Vienna VA, 22182
Moon Therapy 8453-I Tyco Rd, Vienna VA, 22182

Both right off Rt 7 next to the Dulles Toll Road.

Norm

 

[beck]

There is no intention (from me anyway) to treat these women as sub-human! Especially because of the higher cost of everything I MUST keep my activity expense as low as possible. Were they to raise the rates, instead of gaining the additional money they will lose the $160 from me completely or, at best, the frequency of my donations will be seriously reduced.

I dearly love the Korean women and want only the best for each of them but for them to continue to receive my support as often as they currently do, the prices must stay as they are.

My friend and brother - please THINK before you accuse anyone of abuses! Such accusations are offensive and will not set well with those you accuse.

PEACE!

JJ

 

[mark l]

Hi All,

Followed in DW98's tracks at 13 today, between rain squalls, and had a nice Angie visit. Though she says she has not been to DC before a couple of weeks ago, she sure looked and felt familiar. Of course Angie is as popular a name as Nana! Had a nice time, though no back door at all. Maybe next time.

She was a bit rushed, but the ending was very active and completing. Will return.

Merry Christmas to all Mongers and a Great 2008.

RX

 

[spotlite28]

I think that's reasonably good creative writing there. When he wrote "gummybears," in my mind's eye I saw long, suckable nipples.
Was I wrong?

O 46

 

[Mark]

Me and my brothers hit that place one weekend night. Captured all 4 providers in a frenzy. We got a line-up, showered, and it was on!