Massage Parlor Reports

[Paul S]

Quote:
Originally Posted by Max Billion
Drew Ruby, ... I had to ask her to repeat her name a few times. Lori? Looby? I'll never get used to that Asian L vs. R thing.

This might help you with the Asian L vs. R thing: Remember it is "R" as in London and "L" as in Rome.

 

[BabeHart]

Of course not, because food, gas, and soda are considered goods, not a service. In most places where you receive a service, you are supposed to tip, this is an American tradition. Are you telling me you never tip the waitress, valet, bellboy, and so on? Once again, when we go to an AMP, we are not paying for a good, we are paying for a service.



Sorry Sleazebum, but I am not generous at all! I am very, very selfish! I just don't want people's misplaced frugalness messing up my talent pool! You are afraid things may spiral upwards, I am afraid things will continue to spiral downwards. As I mentioned before, you and a select minority may be satisfied with the Chinese condo, but to the majority of us, those girls are old and ugly as sin! Most of them provide even worse service than the average AMP!

So if you compare the Chinese condo to an AMP, they are both the exact same price. $160. Either the Chinese condo is overpriced, or the AMP is underpriced. You can't have it both ways! If you give me a choice between paying $160 for an old ugly hag or $180 for a young babe, I will choose the young babe for $20 more ten times out of ten!

If Big Daddy Don is upset with Tina at 1818 and Candy at Green, and Jake was not impressed by Candy, Yumi at Royal, or Misha at Green, I expect these guys to be bawling tears if the Chinese condo becomes the only place available to them!

 

[27PurpleRoses]

Wow, another superstar candidate! Love to interview her for the position, well, several positions actually.

Welcome home Raven.
LoveLOS

BTW, Thanks for the PM.

 

[Melony]

If the AMPs wanted to charge more they would! Are the people who visit this forum the ONLY ones who go see these girls?

I doubt it!

Do we have any control over the price of a beer in any bar? Do we control the price of gas for the car? Do we have ANY say in the price of groceries?

We think too highly of ourselves if we really believe we have that much power over these places.

If the required tip is increased I will probably not pay it the first time because I will not have that much cash on me BUT the next time I go there I WILL have the new rate plus enough to make up for shorting them the first time. Also my review of that place will spread the word about the rate increase.

What I have been saying all along is that $160 is the current going rate and the current going rate is the exact amount of cash I will take into a place. If the current going rate increases I will complain but I will pay it!

I think some of us here need a reality check if we really believe we can influence such things!

Now let's drop this silly talk and go back to the reason we are here!

Where can I get that BBBJTCCIMNSNQ anyway?

JJ

 

[Kimberlyannl9]

Dropped in by Sun last night and they would not answer the door (anyone knows why?). Happiness was closed as well. With lock and all.

 

[DAYZII]

hahahahahaha!

 

[Haley]

No language barrier, and I made no attempt at negotiations...as I don't negotiate. I pay the standard fee and, if they are extra nice, I may tip them a bit...but nothing excessive. I really doubt that this girl has been in the area for long as she would not get away with this practice around here...so my vote is that it's a brand new Coco to this area. It's definitely not the one from Supra.

I'm not a difficult guy to get along with, and, if she hadn't lied to my and mamasan's faces, I would have let it go. This was the one exception to great times at "Ft. Knox" as the rest almost outshine their namesake...more like platinum. I have no problem with the spa...only trying to warn you guys about this girl.

 

[blah13]

I had the misfortune of a similar "cash and dash" scam happening to me a couple years ago when I was new to the game and bright eyed and naive thinking everyone just wants to make money and give me what I want. They do want to make money but then they try to use the law against you, because they figure that if you have that kind of disposable income chances are you have a decent enough job will cut your losses and not do anything drastic to them, becasue trust me they are taking a big risk by ripping people off like that. Real chicks don't ask fo the money up front they give you a chance to initiate payment, and I'd is always a no-no tell them to show you theirs. Anyways here are some rules I quickly learned once I got more involved in the game:

1. Avoid providers without pictures. No pictures usually means really unattractive (drug addict type) , old (30yrs) or fat.

2. Avoid providers with pictures where they are in regular clothes and do not show any skin. These are the providers that will show up and tell you that you are paying for her time only. Big SCAM

3. Avoid providers who when you call them up ask for your first and last name, ask you where you work and the number etc. Just like the providers we have to be picky about who we call, they have to EARN our money and we do not have time to waste giving out any more info than is necessary which is the address and maybe first name or nickname.

4. Be very careful of providers who say in their ad that their fee is for companionship and anything else which happens is between consenting adults. This I find is an unnecessary comment and raises a red flag. Proceed with caution on these ads.

5. Be very careful when relying on reviews of specific providers. If the review is very wordy and detailed and urges you to call the provider several times in the post it usually is the provider herself trying to increase business. Guys we know how we talk about women so don't get fooled.

6. Avoid providers who when you call them up you get an unreceptive attitude or even a bad "vibe", these providers are definitely going to be clockwatchers and probably only let you do one position. They usually have issues like they hate what they are doing and in turn themself.

7. If you are interested in a provider and the picture she has posted it is difficult to determine her weight and measurements and it is not stated in the post, always ask. If she does not know her measurements right away she is most likely in a mess because a provider knows her measurements like a car salesman knows his car.

8. Finally as a courtesy to your fellow hobbyist always post when you have had a bad experience with a provider that is a scam or bad service. Lets keep our money for those worthy of it.

Hope this post was helpful guys.

 

[Xynephadyn]

Could be a quiet way to clean up DC before the inauguration without sullying it's name in any national press. This is DC's time to shine and the Nation's eye will be upon it.

 

[TheDoctor]

Hey...how'd you know that was what filled up my mailbox?

 

[HavinFun]

I am concurring on this very valid point the Condo address is not a public place.

 

[Texasgal]

But I am her SUPAMAN. She told me so, it must be true. She is the best.

 

[Pompal 09.]

Now THAT was a stellar review. Obviously RTFF'ed extensively, willing to TOFT, researched the situation on his own, gave a comprehensive review that added a LOT of good information about whos open and who's closed.

Good work and happy hunting.

 

[jeeze s]

Supra is alive & well, thank you very much. The new Mamasan is younger and heavier than the one before her, but her English is better. She was cautious, asking if I'd been before. Convincing her I had been and that I was from out of town was enough to overcome her wariness. Unlike before, the cover is paid after I go to a private room and the spa is locked down, not in reception and is paid before the masseuse enters. Not sure I like the new sight unseen policy, but I can understand in light of recent events.

She brought Coco, slender with a nice curve to her ass and a yellow dress that concealed more than it revealed. Coco asked if I'd been here before. I showered, the massage was a perfunctory rub & tug. Back to the room, she asked again if I'd been here before. After my answer she asked if I wanted everything. For a $ tip we were able to get as far as a fairly mechanical cowgirl to a slow doggie. Her attitude was business-like and I was not inspired. In fact, the worst I ever experienced there. Still, after dire reviews and how dry things have been in my last few visits, I was grateful Supra still is open and provides the level of service that it does.

TS throws me in the reviews posted here--if you look in abbreviations it makes no sense in this context. Are the numbers pre-op? If there is another meaning, the glossary should be updated. Here's my best guess.


Face – 6
Body – 7
Service - 6
Attitude - 5

 

[matt c]

Professional massage from a beautiful lady...Choi. Worked out all the knots and kinks. Be nice and you'll leave with a skip in your step.

 

[fizixx]

Went for first experience at Rio the other day. Meet mama and ask if I had been there before I siad of course and proceeded to room and was meet later by brianna and then escorted to shower and sauna afterwards did the massage for a second and on the flip brianna stripped and titty massaged me up and down even tf for a minute and then proceed with dtbjc and slide on top for some cwgrl. All in all a goodnite not spectacular but not bad either.

Face. 6

Attitude. 8

Body. 6

 

[JAM!]

Couldn't resist the urge any longer. I ended up at my favorite place, the old Olympia. I was greeted warmly by mammasan who remembers my name. She assured me she had someone special. And she was right. I met Sarah, a lovely spinner. I'm not partial to spinners, I prefer a little more behind. Sarah was not a disappointment though. She's very pretty, in her middle/late 30's, with natural B's that have eraser sized nipples.

We began with a nice t/s covering all areas. She's very conversant in English without an accent. I like her a lot before anything began. The massage was nonexistant, only a bodyrub. I honestly think she was too light to apply real pressure. And so on to the good stuff. Sarah has skin like silk. She gave the nice moans with the DATY and talked dirty during the standing mish. I couldn't really get deep enough with regular mish due to her lack of fat. I have no complaints with the doggie or CG. In fact, as we lay ass to bellybutton, she was squeezing me with her silky goodness and I had one the most intense endings I have ever experienced. Would I repeat? Hell yeah, Sarah is a pro in the best sense of the word.

 

[blue heart]

I haven't been able to check the board for a couple of weeks, and I saw the exchange about why DC has so few good places any more. I have to agree with Sleazebum. The establishments charge what they want, and we pay it. How about the places I read about in Maryland that are NOT full service, (maybe Virginia too) that have older providers giving mediocre service, and charge $70 (plus tip)? Guys keep showing up and paying the bill. If the DC spas that are still open decided to raise the rates, we would pay it, because it's that or nothing.

I really believe it is the environment here that has caused the change. It is a combination of things. A new mayor and police chief probably have something to do with it. I think a big factor might also be the changing of neighborhoods. As neighborhoods gentrify, the new residents don't want these kinds of establishments in their backyards. So they complain, and who wants to deal with all the time.

Another factor, I think, is just the development that has been going on in DC. Some of the buildings are bought to be knocked down and replaced by a different kind of building.

I agree with Sleazebum that if the bottom line is $160, that is what I will pay. We are not being cheap if the rate is not raised. What, should we go in and offer more money? Does anyone think that will attract younger, hotter girls? Or, to put it another way, for anyone who thinks the hot girls are gone because we are cheap, if hot girls showed up at a spa and wanted $200, or even $250, do you think for a moment we wouldn't pay? On the contrary, from the posts I've seen, guys seem to be itching to spend some cash on hot talent. What does that say?

I think the reasons that things have dried up around here have nothing to do with what we are willing to pay, because this is a pretty affluent area, and I'm sure that we would pay the going rate, whatever it may be.

 

[Eva]

I went by there recently and turned away because of the parking. Are the parking attendents bonafide or are they just some guys who are misrepresenting a parking management company?

 

[fatsausage]

Sleazbum asks whether anyone is open on Sunday. I think it is probably one of their busiest times. When I would go to DT on Sunday morning, shortly after the 10:00 opening, I would frequently have to wait. I'm guessing a lot of you would drop of your families at church and head over to the AMP, figuring that about the time you finsihed would be about the time they were ready to be picked up. Other than when the heat is on, do they ever close? I mean, for a whole day? I don't think so. I suppose for most Sunday mongers the biggest problem is what excuse you give the wifey for why you're not joining her in church.