Review Miaa @ Hands from Heaven

[Frank Underwood]

There is a lot of reviews that I would never post on TERB because it would mean that I would end up getting banned. There is a bias of the moderation in that place to protect the interests of the advertisers at the expense of the reviewers. I think protecting the girls is the right thing to do, not necessarily the advertisers, and not at the expense of reviewer’s freedom of speech. Without reviewers you have no review board, and it becomes nothing but advertisements posted by shill handles in the review section.

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I was chastised for reviewing Azura of TDL and naming a few facts about her like the status of her weight. I don’t think that acknowledging that a girl is fat is a bad thing, some guys like that, and as long as you don’t call someone a pig or any other demeaning names it should be ok. With that said, I will say one last thing before I get onto the review of Miaa: for the sake of clarity I will point out that I saw Miaa when she was working at her last agency before moving to HFH. I make this distinction because the mechanics of the session may differ, since at an escort agency she may not so liberally charge for extras like she did to brother @Buzzkill in his latest review.

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Alright, so the review:

I am not usually a sucker for punishment, but I had seen Miaa a long time ago at another agency before I saw her at her last agency. I didn’t have a good time then, but this girl knows how to take good photos. She always looks fabulous in the photos, sadly that creates excitement that becomes disappointment when you see her in real life. The photos that she is currently using at HFH are the photos she used at her last agency, they are ridiculously hot. I somehow convinced myself that it wouldn’t be so bad this time and tried to keep my expectations low.

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My first impression of her was deflating because although there was some resemblance to the pictures, her skin wasn’t as smooth as depicted. Her face was covered with excessive foundation, but it wasn’t enough to fill up all the acne scarring on her face. She had a very serious look on her face, almost a little bit of a melancholy look, I hoped it wasn’t me, but I wasn’t about to ask. I put the donation on the table and went off to the shower. When I came out, she was frantically typing on her phone. I announced to her that I was done with my shower, and she waved at me to get on the bed without lifting her eyes from her phone. “be right there hun,” she said.

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I dried off and lied down on the bed, Miaa was now standing over me and in a matter-of-fact voice asked me if I was aware of her restrictions. It was noted that she had decided to go for the safe GFE route now, so I nodded. She then asked me what I liked, and I told her I would just like to go with the flow. I tried to kiss her and she said no, not even LFK. Fine, I thought to myself, this is going to be QQ spa experience after all. I grabbed her bolts ons and these things were harder than a rock. I made my way down to her pussy, and there was a smell emanating from there. I tried to regain my composure and pretend like nothing was wrong. I asked her to proceed with servicing me instead.

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She threw on a rubber onto my limp dick, it was a fucking magnum which added insult to injury because now I felt she was just making fun of my modest size dick. My buddy came through clutch and managed to get hard, so I asked her to get on top. While riding my dick her phone rang and she reached out to grab it and responding to her messages. It wasn’t for long, but it was long enough for me to feel that I was at the wrong time and the wrong place. My dick started walking out, like a union worker on strike. We tried to change positions, but the smell was pungent from behind or the front, I ended up having to jerk myself off. I left feeling stupid and with a poignant reminder of how some of the pictures some these agencies use are nowhere close to the real person at all.

Miaa is not someone that I would recommend or visit again, no matter how hot her next set of photos looks.

 

[Buzzkill]

There is a lot of reviews that I would never post on TERB because it would mean that I would end up getting banned. There is a bias of the moderation in that place to protect the interests of the advertisers at the expense of the reviewers. I think protecting the girls is the right thing to do, not necessarily the advertisers, and not at the expense of reviewer’s freedom of speech. Without reviewers you have no review board, and it becomes nothing but advertisements posted by shill handles in the review section.

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I was chastised for reviewing Azura of TDL and naming a few facts about her like the status of her weight. I don’t think that acknowledging that a girl is fat is a bad thing, some guys like that, and as long as you don’t call someone a pig or any other demeaning names it should be ok. With that said, I will say one last thing before I get onto the review of Miaa: for the sake of clarity I will point out that I saw Miaa when she was working at her last agency before moving to HFH. I make this distinction because the mechanics of the session may differ, since at an escort agency she may not so liberally charge for extras like she did to brother @Buzzkill in his latest review.

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Alright, so the review:

I am not usually a sucker for punishment, but I had seen Miaa a long time ago at another agency before I saw her at her last agency. I didn’t have a good time then, but this girl knows how to take good photos. She always looks fabulous in the photos, sadly that creates excitement that becomes disappointment when you see her in real life. The photos that she is currently using at HFH are the photos she used at her last agency, they are ridiculously hot. I somehow convinced myself that it wouldn’t be so bad this time and tried to keep my expectations low.

**************************************************************************************************************************************************************

My first impression of her was deflating because although there was some resemblance to the pictures, her skin wasn’t as smooth as depicted. Her face was covered with excessive foundation, but it wasn’t enough to fill up all the acne scarring on her face. She had a very serious look on her face, almost a little bit of a melancholy look, I hoped it wasn’t me, but I wasn’t about to ask. I put the donation on the table and went off to the shower. When I came out, she was frantically typing on her phone. I announced to her that I was done with my shower, and she waved at me to get on the bed without lifting her eyes from her phone. “be right there hun,” she said.

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I dried off and lied down on the bed, Miaa was now standing over me and in a matter-of-fact voice asked me if I was aware of her restrictions. It was noted that she had decided to go for the safe GFE route now, so I nodded. She then asked me what I liked, and I told her I would just like to go with the flow. I tried to kiss her and she said no, not even LFK. Fine, I thought to myself, this is going to be QQ spa experience after all. I grabbed her bolts ons and these things were harder than a rock. I made my way down to her pussy, and there was a smell emanating from there. I tried to regain my composure and pretend like nothing was wrong. I asked her to proceed with servicing me instead.

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She threw on a rubber onto my limp dick, it was a fucking magnum which added insult to injury because now I felt she was just making fun of my modest size dick. My buddy came through clutch and managed to get hard, so I asked her to get on top. While riding my dick her phone rang and she reached out to grab it and responding to her messages. It wasn’t for long, but it was long enough for me to feel that I was at the wrong time and the wrong place. My dick started walking out, like a union worker on strike. We tried to change positions, but the smell was pungent from behind or the front, I ended up having to jerk myself off. I left feeling stupid and with a poignant reminder of how some of the pictures some these agencies use are nowhere close to the real person at all.

Miaa is not someone that I would recommend or visit again, no matter how hot her next set of photos looks.

Thx for the review...yup that sounds just like her...it’s like she is doing you a favour just being there...

I can’t or actually can believe she answered her phone right in the middle of it.

I have no idea who goes and sees her, definitely no repeat customers.

Too bad there were other girls I was interested in, but sounds like the same BS, Angel charming extra to touch her pussy, geez.

 

[Frank Underwood]

Thx for the review...yup that sounds just like her...it’s like she is doing you a favour just being there...

I can’t or actually can believe she answered her phone right in the middle of it.

I have no idea who goes and sees her, definitely no repeat customers.

Too bad there were other girls I was interested in, but sounds like the same BS, Angel charming extra to touch her pussy, geez.

There is a reason why this girl moves around from agency and spas. I have a very distinct feeling that she is being pimped because she obviously doesn't enjoy her work.

 

[AHK47]

Thanks for the honest review.

From what I heard of her and my own experience she is very particular with her clientele. She's one of those who doesn't cover her boredom if you don't peak her interest. The younger you are the more attention you will get out of her. Those over 40 will get worse treatment and if you over 50 I would forget about it. I'm a little under that and got decent service with her at dd. Some kissing and hygiene wasn't bad so daty. Cbbj though and while she wasn't distracted by her phone during fs she was not a very enthusiastic lay by any means. After the act chatted with her for a bit and she spent the entire time bashing other clients.

 

[Frank Underwood]

Thanks for the honest review.

From what I heard of her and my own experience she is very particular with her clientele. She's one of those who doesn't cover her boredom if you don't peak her interest. The younger you are the more attention you will get out of her. Those over 40 will get worse treatment and if you over 50 I would forget about it. I'm a little under that and got decent service with her at dd. Some kissing and hygiene wasn't bad so daty. Cbbj though and while she wasn't distracted by her phone during fs she was not a very enthusiastic lay by any means. After the act chatted with her for a bit and she spent the entire time bashing other clients.

The client bashing gets under my skin, I hate it when they do that. She certainly is immature, but like you said she is young. I have no doubt that her own personal attraction to the client is a factor, I think also the ethnicity. I am not a white guy but I have the feeling that maybe white guys will get better treatment. What do you think?

 

[Sybarite]

Thanks for the informative review FU. I hope you continue to review all your spa experiences.

There is a lot of reviews that I would never post on TERB because it would mean that I would end up getting banned. There is a bias of the moderation in that place to protect the interests of the advertisers at the expense of the reviewers. I think protecting the girls is the right thing to do, not necessarily the advertisers, and not at the expense of reviewer’s freedom of speech. Without reviewers you have no review board, and it becomes nothing but advertisements posted by shill handles in the review section.

Still completely perplexed by this... You say TERB is watching what is being posted on this site, which is why you can't name the agencies that own and run TERB. But if they are watching here, why is it that you feel completely safe from getting banned while you are telling the world about the conflict of interest that basically makes all their 'reviews' fake and corrupt, and yet you believe that naming the agencies that run TERB or posting reviews on TERB itself will get you banned?? You are using the same handle in both forums - they know it is you! So are you saying that you feel free to post reviews on TERB of girls that don't work at the agencies that run TERB, but if you did any reviews of girls who work at agencies that own TERB they would ban you?? Presumably your reviews of any agency are somewhat similar, so on what basis do they justify banning in those instances?

While riding my dick her phone rang and she reached out to grab it and responding to her messages. It wasn’t for long, but it was long enough for me to feel that I was at the wrong time and the wrong place.

Haha yeah when she's taking calls and responding to texts while fucking you - even for a short time - that definitely tends to be a bit of a mood killer.

 

[snoopdoggie]

Haha yeah when she's taking calls and responding to texts while fucking you - even for a short time - that definitely tends to be a bit of a mood killer.
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That could be a turn on for some. Talking to someone while she's fucking you? Heck yeah, why not?

 

[drunkenmaster]

A bit harsh, but I get it. Been there done that. I saw her recently as well,her pictures are amazing where as in person she is average. She puts no effort into how she looks. That I just woke up look doesn't do it for me. Not at the price i"m paying. However with me she was above average in the room and would possibly repeat just based on her performance.

 

[Frank Underwood]

Thanks for the informative review FU. I hope you continue to review all your spa experiences.


Still completely perplexed by this... You say TERB is watching what is being posted on this site, which is why you can't name the agencies that own and run TERB. But if they are watching here, why is it that you feel completely safe from getting banned while you are telling the world about the conflict of interest that basically makes all their 'reviews' fake and corrupt, and yet you believe that naming the agencies that run TERB or posting reviews on TERB itself will get you banned?? You are using the same handle in both forums - they know it is you! So are you saying that you feel free to post reviews on TERB of girls that don't work at the agencies that run TERB, but if you did any reviews of girls who work at agencies that own TERB they would ban you?? Presumably your reviews of any agency are somewhat similar, so on what basis do they justify banning in those instances?


Haha yeah when she's taking calls and responding to texts while fucking you - even for a short time - that definitely tends to be a bit of a mood killer.

Your middle paragraph is a little convoluted but I get the gist of what you are asking me. TERB is owned by Mirage and another agency, those two agencies I don't write about even if I see their girls. Reviews about them would end up being deleted, edited or locked. So there is no point for me to write about them, knowing that I am only allowed or expected to say nice things that benefit them. TERB is private property and the ownership is not bound by any international treaties or local laws/regulations, they can ban you for any reason without any explanation. They literally make the rules. Just ask @krayjee .

 

[Frank Underwood]

A bit harsh, but I get it. Been there done that. I saw her recently as well,her pictures are amazing where as in person she is average. She puts no effort into how she looks. That I just woke up look doesn't do it for me. Not at the price i"m paying. However with me she was above average in the room and would possibly repeat just based on her performance.

@HK357 and I were discussing a couple posts above yours, how Miaa may be one of those girls that are partial to younger guys of a certain ethnicity. Would you mind sharing your ethnicity with us so we can gain more insight? You said she gave you an above average performance, so I am very intrigued. Also can you elaborate as to what an above average performance is to you?

 

[Sybarite]

Your middle paragraph is a little convoluted but I get the gist of what you are asking me. TERB is owned by Mirage and another agency, those two agencies I don't write about even if I see their girls. Reviews about them would end up being deleted, edited or locked. So there is no point for me to write about them, knowing that I am only allowed or expected to say nice things that benefit them. TERB is private property and the ownership is not bound by any international treaties or local laws/regulations, they can ban you for any reason without any explanation. They literally make the rules. Just ask @krayjee .

I appreciate the reply.

Since TERB can clearly ban you for any reason without explanation it's very strange to me they would ban you for an honest review but they will not ban you for openly telling people their entire review process is completely corrupt due to conflict of interest.

Likewise I can't understand what they won't touch you at all if you name one of the two agencies that owns TERB, but they would ban you if named the other.

Despite my confusion on these matters I'm grateful for the reviews just the same and I hope you post more reviews of your spa experiences.

Thanks.

 

[Frank Underwood]

I appreciate the reply.

Since TERB can clearly ban you for any reason without explanation it's very strange to me they would ban you for an honest review but they will not ban you for openly telling people their entire review process is completely corrupt due to conflict of interest.

Likewise I can't understand what they won't touch you at all if you name one of the two agencies that owns TERB, but they would ban you if named the other.

Despite my confusion on these matters I'm grateful for the reviews just the same and I hope you post more reviews of your spa experiences.

Thanks.

I appreciate your interest in trying to solve the mystery of who owns TERB and all, but I think I said it plainly. TERB ownership can and will ban you for whatever reason they deem valid. It doesn't have to make sense. I can't explain their rationale.

 

[Sybarite]

I appreciate your interest in trying to solve the mystery of who owns TERB and all, but I think I said it plainly. TERB ownership can and will ban you for whatever reason they deem valid. It doesn't have to make sense. I can't explain their rationale.

On the one hand their rationale seems completely capricious, but on the other it seems nevertheless you know exactly what they will and won't ban for! Very prescient!

 

[drunkenmaster]

@HK357 and I were discussing a couple posts above yours, how Miaa may be one of those girls that are partial to younger guys of a certain ethnicity. Would you mind sharing your ethnicity with us so we can gain more insight? You said she gave you an above average performance, so I am very intrigued. Also can you elaborate as to what an above average performance is to you?

40ish. Middle Eastern on the heavier side of the scale. The massage and tease was good. Everything was safe. I wasn't rushed or over charged. Zero attitude very friendly and bubbly with me,she wasn't on her phone or distracted. Her pics vs reality were a let down for me. BUT that seems to be industry standard now days.

 

[Frank Underwood]

On the one hand their rationale seems completely capricious, but on the other it seems nevertheless you know exactly what they will and won't ban for! Very prescient!

Brother, sometimes I log onto TERB and close my eyes while it is loading my profile afraid that my time has come. I would argue, not prescient enough! The last time I was punished for agreeing with someone that Azura is a borderline BBW, with thick waist and thick cankles. I was punished but the other person wasn't and all I did was agree with them. So no, not prescient enough. I think the best forum online is the AZN forum because it is not easy to become a member there and they are very meticulous about weeding out shills. The management is very involved with the site and they seem to have the best interest of the consumer over the advertiser since they consider themselves a consumer advocate site.

 

[Frank Underwood]

40ish. Middle Eastern on the heavier side of the scale. The massage and tease was good. Everything was safe. I wasn't rushed or over charged. Zero attitude very friendly and bubbly with me,she wasn't on her phone or distracted. Her pics vs reality were a let down for me. BUT that seems to be industry standard now days.

Thanks for sharing these details, I think most readers can discern key information from the details above. One more question, did you engage in FS with her? How much was that?

 

[MacReady]

On the one hand their rationale seems completely capricious, but on the other it seems nevertheless you know exactly what they will and won't ban for! Very prescient!

I can also attest to TERB's unfair banning practices.
They, not only do so due to reviews, but they often display a rather one sided political bias when it comes to banning.
I am currently banned from there for making a political comment, that has been made dozens of times before from the opposite side of the political spectrum, and never acted upon. But when it comes from the other side, it is immediately deleted and the person banned.
The hypocrisy is palpable. Yet they have the audacity to make the following statement in the about us summary on their site.
"Our community has been around for many years and pride ourselves on offering unbiased, critical discussion among people of all different backgrounds."
It's a Joke.

 

[Frank Underwood]

I can also attest to TERB's unfair banning practices.
They, not only do so due to reviews, but they often display a rather one sided political bias when it comes to banning.
I am currently banned from there for making a political comment, that has been made dozens of times before from the opposite side of the political spectrum, and never acted upon. But when it comes from the other side, it is immediately deleted and the person banned.
The hypocrisy is palpable. Yet they have the audacity to make the following statement in the about us summary on their site.
"Our community has been around for many years and pride ourselves on offering unbiased, critical discussion among people of all different backgrounds."
It's a Joke.

What political comment did you make? I am interested to know if Andy is a liberal or conservative.

 

[LazyBoy]

Geez, more people should just leave terb and come here. Together, we can make a great review community and show what is possible by being smart mature adults who self moderate. Then, terb will be a ghost town after all the reviewers leave, just like caerf.

 

[MacReady]

What political comment did you make? I am interested to know if Andy is a liberal or conservative.

I'd rather not say, as I don't want my handle here associated with my handle there.
Suffice it to say the moderator bias significantly favors the Left.