Monica @ SRM

[typical]

shes dirty in the bad way, and my arse still hasnt healed up properly.

 

[Captain Nerezza]

I have seen Monica a few times and she never did anything unwanted or unannounced. She is definitely one of the hottest girls working in the industry right now and well worth the visit even if she likes a bit of dom stuff.

Like one of the other posters said, don't be afraid to tell her what you don't like she has never ignored anything I told her.

 

[:: G e r r y ::]

Clearly she's not married!!

 

[wraseOrierFaf]

I'm sure SOME MPA's get caught in the "Golden Handcuffs."

They start to resent the clients and the business, but LOVE the money.

They stay in the biz WAY beyond their "Best Before" just to maintain a lifestyle because what's the alternative?

Working at Sq1 for $10 an hour?

Even if MPA's have formal education (and alot do) they'll have unexplained gaps in their resume's.

About 6 months ago my ex-wife interviewed a girl for a senior marketing role at her company. This girl came in wearing a short skirt, low cut top, and plastic tits... plus a 4 year gap after completing university. My ex is no dummy and figured either stripper, SP or MPA. Anyway, the girl was an MPA. My ex couldn't give her the job even though she was qualified due to lack of continuous and up to date experience.

The point is, I'm sure SOME MPA's wake up and smell the coffee one morning, and it's not a nice position to be in.

As for Monica, only MONICA knows what's going on in her head, and I guess it's her clients ASSES on the line as a result.

 

[Peaches32]

Curious.

I retired at an 'early' age and there's a huge hole in my resume for the past 8 years. Does that mean if I wanna become an MP Joy will want to know what I've been doing with myself lately?? Guess I'll have to put Monica as a reference on the ole CV... are they CVs in Canada or plain ole resumes?

Oh yeah... Monica's looking for a Sugar Daddy. She's gone 'through' several so far (at least that's what she's related to me). One of her second questions to me was, 'Are you rich?'. Must have been something in my eyes cuz I always wear jeans and a knit shirt...

 

[Pretty in Pink]

Fingernails up the ass is an accident waiting to happen. One aggressive stroke in the wrong direction could lead to a bloody mess.

Maybe someone should tell this girl to use finger-condoms or whatever it's called.

 

[Merie]

Monica is great but she hurts me too much!!!

 

[Princess Jess]

.
- I agree !

 

[GBro]

Here's a wild 'n crazy idea ...

How about she just doesn't stick any fingers up anyones ass unless they specificly ask?!?

 

[name-me]

Here's what I wrote......

"Never had a problem with her nails, and there's no reason why you can't say no.

As for why she does this? I'm not sure but I never felt asssaulted. I've never had her refuse my suggestions regarding the session in general in fact she's often encouraged me to be more vocal about exactly what I want.

I really doubt she hates her job to the point where she's taking it out on us. It would seem strange to hurt your clients considering you are trying to make money. Plus last week she was on the schedule quite a bit, someone who hates their job would probably avoid it rather than pick up a whole string of shifts (some back to back and some late night ones).

Personally I think on some level she enjoys it. Most people would be squemish about it and just not do it."

Where did I agree with you?!?!!!???

One could just as easily speculate that someone who slags a well reviewed and attractive MPA has an ax to grind. What did she refuse to do something for you and now you're bitter?

I dress pretty shabbily, am an average guy and pay the normal rates and get the royal treatment from her so that throws that theory out of the window.

You guys sound like guys who are jaded with the biz and take it too personally.

If she's looking for a sugar daddy (according to Swords) who cares? What you think that's restricted to women in the biz? I'll bet the majority of wivies of doctors, lawyers and other 6 figure earners were looking for sugar daddies. People both men and women seek out money or looks that just a fact of life. That's why guys with money can get with hot chicks even if its for 30 or 60 min. Think people should just relax and enjoy the massage for what it is.... an escape/fantasy. when you start cooking up theories and stories about the MPAs you're thinking waaaay toooo much about her.

 

[blueberry89]

Let's be serious, Monica's 'backdoor fetish' probably has little to do with the fact that she hates men and is trying to hurt them. Even more unlikely is that she 'loves doing it'- as I personally enjoy this type of treatment and although many mpas comply when I ask- I highly doubt anyone 'gets off on it'. My guess is that Monica has had many requests for this service and assumes all men enjoy it. Telling her it's not your thing would likely be successful. The fact that she seems to surprise everyone makes me ask, is she not using a glove when doing this?

 

[hugsandkisses2120]

Sorry there Franky; I quoted you just to repond to the fact that I specifically asked her not to attack my ass, and I did say "no" many times with no success.

As for the "I concur"; I was chiming in to a post prior to yours that suggested she probably doens't like her job all that much - we don't have to agree on that, it's cool. I'm glad you don't leave there with injuries after seeing her, I truely envy you as she's a total hottie!

I have no axe to grind with Monica, she's one of the hotest girls I've ever seen in a rub 'n tug! And, I'm quite certain that if there are any folks reading this who will think twice before booking (for fear of an ass assualt) there are twice as many who will be lined up to get in there who would just love a finger (or two) up the sphinkter!

My entire point is that perhaps someone over there at SRM should suggest to this beautiful girl that she may want to get the A-OK from the client before she rams a nail up anyones ass.

kkarn/

 

[twisted_christer]

That does seem to be the consensus, does' nit?

 

[Chewy B]

I think she is married. You just don't see the wedding ring because it's lost in someone's ass.


Anyway, for all you who are new to Monica, here are the bad and the good way to start a session:

Bad
----
Monica: Hi, how are you? I like your business suit!
You: I am doing great sweetheart. Please don't hurt me.


Good
-----
Monica: Hi, how are you?
You: Yo yo Monica my ho! I was told by my doctor that my ass has razor sharp teeths that would shred anymotherf**kingthing to pieces. Oh, and I also just had some Mexican foods.

 

[Bush Tird Thermer]

Monica is definitely a gorgeous woman, but you really got to be careful when handling this beauty. She would without reason or warning shove her finger of fury up your ass.

The last time I encountered Monica, she was ready to attack, but I was lucky enough that she was in a good mood back then and I was able to avoid going to the hospital.

So, here is my suggestion on what you should do when Monica is dancing her fingers around your asshole: Gently stroke the attacking arm. You must do it in a fashion that she wouldn't sense hostility. Just gently stroke it like you are massaging her arm. If you see any sudden movement, grab it and yank it away from your body quickly. You got to be quick. One second delay could result in some serious injuries.

Thousand
Have fun and stay protected!

 

[schwendelicious]

http://www.royalspa.ca/includes/photo.php?name=monica&photo=monica.jpg

 

[JKimS]

just tell her to skip the massage.....that way you dont have to expose your ass to her

 

[seafarer]

Jason12 should square off against Monica. With his unwarranted clit pinching and Monica's ignorant asshole fingering, we have the makings of the most classless session ever.

 

[inlove7]

Monica needs to be careful about forcing her finger up a butt without warning. I'm not a violent person. But that would piss me off!!

 

[Judy.May.]

Man, oh, man, I don't get some of you guys on this board.

When there was an MPA by the name Rosa who would 'tickle your fancy' she was all the rage. With everyone recommending her service.

Then recently there has been quite a bit of posting requesting/about PM, with no one objecting to this type of service. In fact, asking why this service is difficult to find.

So now we have, as stated many time in this thread, a good looking MPA that provides what many are searching for and all you can do is complain?!

Boy you are a fickle lot!? No wonder the MPA wants to take it out on your ass.