Cheers guys,
Its been a while since i posted an FR, So kindly bear with me as it might be a long one.
I'll try to provide as much info as possible.
Visited my usual Spa in chembur after a long time as i was more interested in a decent massage. Most of the guys know
Ren@^r Spa.
Now, its been over a year since i last visited this joint and i had heard about a lot of LE trouble recently
so didn't know what to expect with regards to price, massage and services.
I called up in the morning and booked a one hour with M@d*vi for Deep Tissue therapy. My usual masseuse was on leave on account of
the Ganesh festival.
the cost is 3 K..i told them i had got numerous messages for discounts of 15%..they told me yes, its
applicable if you have received the sms, and asked me to display it to the receptionist when paying the money.
I arrived at 6 in the evening and am taken to the room and asked to wait as M@d*vi is having tea..
After undressing and wearing that flimsy sick excuse for an underwear, i wait for Ma#*vi, she arrives and
after exchanging pleasantries, she asked me who recommended her blah blah..then she asks me what massage i want ?
I said obviously "Deep Tissue Therapy"..to my surprise she says that she doesnt do Deep Tissue but only the Signature one.
I'm like WTF (WHAT THE FUCK) !! I told her, that the receptionist confirmed and told me that Deep Tissue would be provided by you..she said
"NO Sir, i only do the signature one " I asked her the cost and she said its 4K for the hour!!
This was like the WTF (moment 2)!!
She keeps trying to convince me to take the 4K treatment.
I told her politely that "Madam, i am not interested in the signature massage , so please get me another masseuse who will
give me the Deep Tissue therapy. She asked me to wait and went outside..i could hear a lot of discussion outside..After a few mins
in walks R**hi.
I ask her whether she will give me the Deeep Tissue, when she said yes, i breathed a sigh of relief..but its shortlived..
She says "Sir, on this deep tissue, you wont get any discount..its only on the signature and the dry thai massage which takes
place in the locked rooms inside" !!
This was the WTF (moment 3)
I told her the sms clearly states 15% off on all massage services..she says "Sir, thats only an AD..dont take it seriously"!!
She starts the massage and i strike a conversation with her..asked her what exactly takes place in the special "Locked Doors"
room.. She says " Sir, you have been coming here for so many years, and no one mentioned it to you..I said "NO"
She says " In the Dry Thai package, the room is locked and we give B2B massage completely nude, super services by coming
and rubbing ourselves on top of the client , with sucking etc...everything takes place there but no fucking..ITS FOR 6K"
I had never heard of this Dry Thai concept before , so just posting it here..i'm sure the regulars to this spa may have already
experienced it..But i dont know if its worth 6K.
Anyway R@*HI is excellent when it comes to the massage..its very relaxing and she knows what she's doing. My dick was almost
tearing at that flimsy rubbish fabric which just about covers ur nuts and nothing else.
She massaged and played with me even rubbing and massaging every nook and crevice including my crack..That was too good.
Then after 45 mins she asked what service i would prefer and how much do i normally pay to my usual masseuse A&is*a.
I told her to give me her best for 2 K...she haggles with me and tells me for 3 k she's willing to go TP , sucking and HJ.
She even zips down her pants for a lil fingering session.. She's got real big and soft boobs, and you can do what you want
with those melons as she moans and even indulges in deep kissing.
After the refreshing release, i then go and take a shower.
In short:
Massage : 7/10
Service :8/10
Boobs : 9/10
Overall : 6/10 ( Its too expensive)
Total damage : 6K (3K for massage *without discount even though it was promised* + 3k service)
IF you take the dry thai which costs 6 K, along with the services, you might rake up a bill around 10k.
I dunno if these girls give discounts to the regulars, if they do, its good..but for folks like me who visit them
once in 6 months , it definitely burns the wallet.
I'm sure there are other Spa's which offer the massage and service at a more reasonable rate.
P.S : Make sure you confirm your therapist and the rate in particular to avoid any WTF moment on the massage table.